Disclaimer: Do not own the sex pots that are McFly, did you see those pictures in Barbados? HOT TAMELES!

A/N: I am a dork, yes I know this. By the way I have named the other three stories that will come after this one, all four end at 20 days because of a reason to be named later. Who should I do next? Harry, Tom, or Danny? TELL ME IN A REVIEW PLEASE!

Day Diez

Actually it's still kind of Day Nueve because the morning of the next day, but I thought it would be weird to write another Day Nueve don't you think? Currently I am writing by flashlight, WHY IS THAT I HEAR YOU CRY? Ha, I just used one of our own lines against you. CRY NOW CRY DAMMIT.

Okay I'm better now, sorry. See when I opened the door I found it to be James actually who had slipped in the ventilation system somehow (Tom's ordered for those to be fixed so nothing can get in now) and he had a toaster with him for some reason. Suddenly there was a thunderstorm outside, WHEN IT HAD JUST BEEN SUNNY AND BLUE SKIES, and James turned on the water in the bathtub and stuck the toaster in….He forgot to plug it in needless to say so he took the toaster out and then plugged it back in while holding it causing his body to light up like a light bulb and fry our lights for the night. SERVES HIM RIGHT FOR SNEAKING UP ON ME WHILE I WAS HAVING A HEART TO HEART MOMENT! We had to call the cops and they transported James out who was looking a bit burnt and was still holding the toaster. Currently it is almost silent in the McFly household except for this squeaking noise that I just can't figure out where it's coming from…. I've decided to head down the hall and bring you with me journal so we can investigate this together.

"ER, someone there?" I asked looking around. I shuffled down to Harry's room to find his door locked and shrugged before heading down another door to Danny's room.

"Danny?" I asked frightened, there must be a reason for this uncanny silence. No one was in his room and no one was in Tom's upstairs. I have now grabbed Mr. Snuggles and proceeded to run downstairs in complete fright and terror that I could almost be shitting my pants currently. Soon I heard some kind of noises and headed towards our kitchen where they seemed to be coming from.

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Oh shitocky mushrooms with cheese on top.

Day Once

I'm back and yes I realized journal that I left you on the counter yesterday when I ran screaming out the backdoor and into the woods. But there was a reason for the screaming and the panicking! When I got to the kitchen I found Harry, Tom, and Danny all in girls clothes…DANCING! Now I know I said that I was now gay or whatever and that I was in love with Harry but seriously, CROSS DRESSING IS TAKING IT TOO FAR. I huddled up in the woods beside a tree and like an hour later a normal dressed Harry found me hiding beside the tree.

"Dougie what the bloody hell are you doing?" Harry asked adjusting his sweater.

"HIDING FROM YOU BLOODY LUNATICS!" I screamed and snuggled my bear, "Mr. Snuggles is the only one that understands me!"

"And you call us lunatics?" Harry said laughing as he sat beside me, "Seriously, what's wrong?"

"YOU WERE ALL DRESSED AS GIRLS HARRY! GIRLS!!!"

"And you don't want to know the reason?" Harry asked looking right at me and making my heart flutter.

"Uh reason? Wasn't it because you have all become cross dressers and joined a burlesque club?"

"No Doug, it's because Danny and Tom are going to this costume part with Matt Willis and they all decided to dress up as three Victorian ladies for some reason…really odd if you ask me…and Tom wanted me to put on the outfit since you weren't around to help." Harry explained.

"That is the weirdest thing I have ever heard. Why don't they just go as ghosts or something?"

"Cause it's the middle of July…"

"Oh right, that would put a damper on things wouldn't it?" I replied smiling, "So you're not a cross dresser or a lunatic?"

"That would be James Bourne," Harry stated with a grin as he flipped his hat around. We sat there in the woods and talked for what seemed like ages before Tom called out saying there was dinner and then I fell asleep and woke up about five and here we are now in the car! See today we have to go to this children's show and do the usual answer questions, play stupid games thing. Harry and Danny decided to sing show tunes all the way there, SHOW TUNES IS NOT MANLY, and I almost killed Danny when he broke into a rendition of My Heart Will Go On from Titanic…I'd rather die by show tunes. Currently we're walking into this studio which is why my writings a little funky sorry. I wonder when we're done what we're going to do with these book things, I mean I've seen Harry write in one and Danny write in one which means Tom probably has one. Maybe we should frame you all and place you in a scrap book or something? That would be nice, even though I don't want people knowing my secrets like I shave my pubes or something. Harry was reading over my shoulder and told me that everyone already knows that because of Danny saying it in an interview. Excuse me while I beat Danny over the head with this book.

Back, sorry I was gone so long. See I had to put you away after beating Danny with you because we were about to go on this show and Dougie has made a boo boo. Well we were getting asked questions you know like what's our favorite color, do we have girlfriends, do we do normal things in our free time, the usual. Except this time a new question was asked.

"Do any of you keep secrets from the other guys?" a little girl who had to be about 12 asked looking at us.

"Oh that's a toughie because we are always in each others lives." Danny said thinking.

"We are always there around each other because you know we live together." Tom agreed nodding his head.

"How about you Dougie?" the host asked, which usually never happens because they all think I'm the quiet one and currently I had been deep in thought about covering Harry with chocolate.

"I'm in love with Harry." I said and the snapped up straight and Tom started laughing.

"And I'm in love with Danny! Doug's sucha kidder, no we really don't have secrets." Tom said smiling, nice save Fatty Fletcher. The show continued and no one seemed to notice that what I said HADN'T been a joke except for one certain person…crap sticks….

Day Dose

I've locked myself in my room with food and water and a phone and have decided to never come out. We got back from that interview right and Harry wanted to talk to me…so being the smart person that I was I grabbed tons of food and stuff and ran into my room and locked the door. Luckily I have a bathroom equipped or I'd be peeing out the window which probably isn't good for the flowers or our neighbors really. Currently I am sitting in the bathtub again and contemplating my life and how much I just screwed it up.

"STUPID DOUGIE!" I said whacking myself in the head repeatedly, "NEVER SAY YOU LOVE YOUR BEST FRIEND ON TELEVISION! NEVER!" Tom and Danny had been trying to get me to come out of my room and currently the three were at the studio planning on what to record or something for the B-Side of our next single and told Fletch that I had come down with a bad cold and couldn't be there. LOVE COLD IF YOU ASK ME, Harry could never be with this….I'm skinny, I'm a weirdo, I have no sex appeal, and I love lizards. Freak walking, just point a sign at my head that reads WEIRDO WHOS A QUEER..IDO. I have now decided to shave my legs because this hair is just out of control and will use Harry's razor that I nicked earlier this week to do it.

Alright so that took a really long time and when I finished the guys were back and are currently trying to coax me out of the room.

"DOUGIE REALLY, THIS IS JUST STUPID!" I can hear Tom shout.

"NO IT'S NOT!"

"AT LEAST TALK TO HARRY?"

"WHY WOULD HARRY WANT TO TALK TO A FREAK LIKE ME?!"

"Dougie, you're not a freak." Another voice added in that made my breath catch, "Now stop barcadding yourself in your room! You nicked my razor didn't you?"

"Oh sorry, you needed that?"

"I bet before we got here you were in the bathtub with your journal and you were talking to yourself." Harry replied with a giggle, "And I can always get another razor, but not another Dougie."

"Fine, I'll come out." I said as I got up and scurried to the door to unlock it to find the three boys waiting outside it with happy faces.

And that's when it happened (ha freaked you out with the big space didn't I? I think I'm very good at this suspense thing…that's why they call me Doug. Doug TRIPLE X.)