Disclaimer: I do not own Dougie Poynter or James Bourne or any of McFly's sexualities

A/N: Thank you to all the people that have read this story! The next one will be Harry Judd's Uber Sexy Notebook I think followed by Tom's Princess Diary and Danny Jones's I-Am-Great Booklet. Thanks for reviewing guys :D

Day Dieciseis

Spent a day and a wonderful night with Mr. Harry Judd and I'm now sitting on cloud nine. Woke up this morning next to him and felt like I had just died and gone to heaven really! I wandered past Tom and his guitar doing something, not going to ask what, and found my way downstairs to the kitchen seeing as it was basically time for Dougie to feed his little tummy. I was digging through our supplies and chucked a couple things of Marmite out, what the heck they were doing in there I don't know, and found this odd remote like thing.

"Hey Tom, this yours?" I called looking out in the living room and wandering over with the remote.

"Doesn't look like mine…" Tom said taking the small black remote and eyeing it, "Wonder if it's Danny's."

"Wonder if what is mine?" Danny added as he wandered in and ran a hand through his hair in mid yawn.

"Nice boxers."
"WHAT? I think they look bloody good on me!" Danny protested as he looked down at his Teletubbies boxers.

"It's the Teletubbies Dan, do you have no brain?" I asked rolling my eyes as Tom continued to inspect the remote.

"I HAVE PLENTY OF BRAIN THANK YOU VERY MUCH!"

"More like close to none…"

"MORE LIKE CLOSE TO TONS OF BRAINS!"

"You can only have one brain in your head Danny!"

"SO? MAYBE I HAVE THREE!" Danny replied with a pout.

"Will you two stop with the freaking shouting?" Harry asked walking in and twisting his finger in his right ear, "Some people are trying to get a little sleep!"

"Harry!" I shouted and bounded over so I could attach to him.

"Morning babe, but really the shouting?" Harry said yawning, "I know it's almost noon and everything and that you like to have sugar…"
"Sorry, we were really looking at this remote I found behind the marmite! Tom's got it."
"We have marmite!?" Harry said pulling away from me and wandering into the kitchen.

"Well it's not mine!" Danny finally said with a nod, "Never seen it before in my life."
"Must be Haz's then eh?" Tom said smiling and going back to his guitar and this pink diary that I had just noticed, it must be his thing to keep stuff in.

"Is that pink?" Harry asked wandering back with a mouth full of something and what I assumed to be marmite.

"It's my diary! You three have yours and this one is mine!"

"At least mine is manly…" I pointed out and held this journal up at him. Harry looked down at the small remote Tom had put on the table in front of us.

"Not mine either."
"What?!" Tom said confused, "Then how did it get in our house?" And that's when the remote started beeping.

"Is it beeping?!" I screamed and held onto Harry tightly in shock.

"Wait a second is that James outside the window?" Danny said walking over confused as a sudden noise went off and everything went insane. Excuse me journal I have to go save Danny whose hair is apparently on fire.

Day Diecisiete

So yesterday James Bourne decided with the help of Matt Willis to plant a mini bomb in our house that looked like a remote with the marmite so Harry would go BOOOOOOM. It didn't work seeing as I found it first and we were all standing around it when it went off and did some damage to our living room. Tom's eyebrows got little singed and Danny's hair lit on fire a bit…Luckily I got a glass of water and poured it over Danny so he would stop screaming. Harry headed over to the window and opened it and James ran before we could do anything…little bugger…. We went to some Red Nose Week after thing for the rest of the day and got a late dinner at McDonalds before coming home. I woke up early and decided to write in you journal because you know everything there is to know about me, well most of it anyway. I guess I could always tell you things no one else knows about me right? Well let's see… Secretly I think marshmellow fluff is God's invention to the world and that sometimes I wish I had Charlie's eyebrows. Sometimes I wish I could be a lion tamer in the Circus or run around naked all day in a nudist colony. But the one thing no one knew about me until recently was that I was completely and utterly turned gay because of Harry Mark Christopher Judd. When I met him at that first audition my mind completely changed about woman and changed to Harry's perfect body. Oh hold on I need to go brush my teeth, got something stuck in one of them.

Hi there Dougie's MAN Journal, ha that makes me laugh, I've decided to take over while Little Doug is in the bathroom grooming or something. I find it funny that he wanted Charlie's eyebrows; anyway the thing is Doug doesn't know that I became bisexual because of him. Yes, Harry Judd is not gay, but in fact bisexual….what can I say, I've had too many good lays with women! But there's something different about Dougie isn't there? I've fallen for it and I've fallen for it hard. Oh ho ho Dougie has just fallen over into the bathtub and now is screaming my name, later. – Harry

Ha, I bet Judd will one day declare himself GAY, G-A-Y, GAY because of some mind blowing thing I will do to him! It is now my goal…and I DIDN'T FALL OVER AND FALL INTO THE BATHTUB! I was dancing and happened to slip on a wet spot and lose my balance.

You tripped…-Harry

LIES, LIES, LIES! Don't listen to the fit boy with the blue eyes and side burns! STAY AWAYYYY! Oh so I dyed my hair again, isn't that great? It's still dark brown and everything but now I've added more blonde to parts of the bangs even though I miss my purple mess and lip ring…stupid thing got infected…Harry says it looks DRAMATIC and SEXY. I'll go with whatever Mr. Sexy says and be his slavveeee. Forever and ever you'll be in my heart and I will love you forever and ever…SORRY! SORRY! Tom was watching that movie (My Best Friend's Wedding or something?) a little while ago and it just got stuck in my head really, not kidding. Harry's now tugging on my arm and telling me he needs help with something so I'm going to assume journal that you know what that means and let him drag me off into the night. Oh I should so start working on a song involving two lovers who couldn't be together but finally are! AND I'LL CALL IT PENNSYLVANIA!

Day Dieciocho

Harry says I shouldn't call it Pennsylvania because that's a stupid name so I suggested Transylvania and Tom, who was eavesdropping this morning, told me if I write it then it can go on the CD! Just my luck! Which reminds me we got these scripts for this movie Just My Luck today, which is going to be filmed in America with that girl Lindsay Lohan. I think Harry used to fancy her, but we all know that I have changed his mind from that direction at the moment. See like a month ago we met with this American director who decided he wanted us to play the main British band in the movie that gets a jump start in America from the two main characters switching their luck and finally we've gotten the scripts! I don't get many lines though because Tom told them I was camera shy…which I'm SO not anymore…that was just back when I was young and innocent! But whatever, I've gotten over it because I'd probably mess up all my lines anyway. Tom has like all the lines, so does Danny, and Harry has a bit…I just get to make throw up noises….BLAARRAAAGGAHHHHH! The cops called today and said our neighbors reported suspicious activity happening in our front yard. Danny and Tom went out to investigate, stopping to make out along the way of course, and found James in a tree costume standing in our yard. Harry and I ran out after putting some clothes on and stood next to our other two friends in confusion.

"James, you're standing in our yard…in a tree costume…" I stated and gave him a weird look.

"What?" James said looking around, "No I'm not."
"Yes."
"No."

"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES BLOODY FRUITCAKE YES!"

"NO FREAKING PINEAPPLE NO!"

"DON'T MOCK MY LINGO!"
"I CAN MOCK YOUR LINGO WHENEVER I WANT TOO!"

"James, seriously, stop prevoking Dougie…you know he doesn't like it when someone insults his individuality." Harry said slipping an arm around Dougie's neck and pulling the boy close, "Now please get out of our yard before we call the cops again.

"The cops?!" James said with wide eyes, "They know I've escaped?"
"Yes, and apparently you picked up Matt on the way here?" Danny replied, "Saw you two lookin in the window when you set me hair on fire!"

"Sorry bout that.." James mumbled before starting into a fast waddle, "YOU'LL NEVER GET ME COPPERS!"

"Did he just dive into a bush?"
"I think so…" Harry said looking around. We had to work most of the day after that since Fletch pulled up and asked what we were all doing in the driveway staring at a man in a tree costume in a bush. Tom told him we'd explain it to him when he was older. Oh seeing James reminds me, we have to buy a new toaster!

Day Diecinueve

I can't believe the nerve Danny had. He took my favorite stuffed animal like EVER and threw him out the window!!! Well I guess he had reason too but it all started like this…

"Danny, why do you lose brain cells so much?" I asked him as we worked on a song and talked about the upcoming tour.

"I don't know Dougie, I don't?" Danny replied confused.

"No you do, from Tom banging you so much! I knew you were the submissive one!"

"COME HERE YOU RUNT!" Danny screamed and hopped over the couch which made it into a pursuit around the house.

"HARRY SAVE ME!" I squeaked running past my boyfriend who just stood there in a towel in confusion after getting out of the shower.

"THAT WASN'T FUNNY!" Danny screamed as we ran into my room and I dived into the closet. "DOUGIE!"
"Going to Narnia, be right back!" I squeaked out as I hid in the closet.

"Mr. Snuggles is going out the window." I heard Danny's voice call and I opened the closet doors slightly.

"YOU WOULDN'T!"

"I so would." Danny said smirking as he threw the bear.

"MR. SNUGGLES!!!!" Danny then proceeded to walk out of the room with a smug grin on his face. Wait till I tell Tom, he will so get it. So now I'm sitting here on the floor of my closet crying because Mr. Snuggles has just taken a death march out the window.

"Doug?" a voice called looking around, "Doug, what are you doing down there?" I looked up to see Harry, now fully clothed, looking down at me in confusion.

"Crying."
"Why's that?" Harry said and sat down in front of me in the closet and giggled as clothing ruffled his hair.

"Danny threw Mr. Snuggles out the window…"

"Oh Dougie..." Harry said and then proceeded to hold me close to him. That had to be one of the best moments in my life. We just sat there like that for what seemed like ages until Tom came marching in.

"YOU TWO IN THE CLOSET!"

"What?" Harry said looking up, "Can't you see were having some US time?"

"WHAT IS THIS?" Tom said holding out Mr. Snuggles. I noticed he was in a big sun hat and had on pink gloves.

"Were you…gardening?"
"Geeze Tom, way to gay it up."

"STOP IT! THIS…THING…LANDED IN MY GARDINIAS!"

"He's a bear, not a thing. Bear's have feelings too you know!"

"So?"
"Danny threw it in all honesty." Harry cut in and Tom marched out and something happened that we shouldn't really get into…there were a lot of noises after a little bit of yelling. Lots of noises.

Day Veinte

Well journal it's the last day me and the guys have decided to keep these. We're going to put them all in a box and bury them in the backyard so one day maybe someone will find them when were dead (and still famous) and sell them on super ebay or something. Good plan right? I'm going to be sad to see you go since you got me through my times of manliness and love with Harry…maybe I should start an online one of you? But not call it DOUGIE'S BLOG or people might get ideas about McFly. Let's tell one last story before I throw you into the box. So to the people who will one day find this and read all this, if James has killed me please send him a box that will explode when he opens it. JUST JOKING! Seriously, I'm not like a pyro maniac or something. So James was finally caught again outside a store licking the windows, not gonna have to worry about him for a long time. Harry told me something today that made me very happy; here let me tell you about it for old time's sake. ..

"Hey Dougie?" Harry said poking his head into my room.

"Yes my love?" I said laughing as he sat down beside me and fingered his own journal. He started laughing and smiling and I got on top of him and looked down at him. "What do you find about me funny?!"

"Nothing, I just love to see you smile."
"Is that so?"
"Yes Dougie Poynter, your smile lights up my life to be honest."

"Good cause yours lights up mine too, and your laugh, and your hair…"
"Dougie…"
"And your eyes, your stubble, your laugh…"
"Dougie!"

"Your crazy sense of humor, your voice when you actually sing…"
"Dougie, I love you."

"Your kisses-WHAT?"

"I love you, I always have."
"Oh gods Harry," I said looking at him with a bit of a teary eyed look, "You don't know how much that means."
"What saying I love you? Cause it's true." Harry said smirking.

"I love you too."

AND THAT'S WHEN WE GOT INTO A BIG PUMPKIN CARRIAGE AND LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER IN A BIG GLASS CASTLE. No, really, we didn't but it would be cool if we did, I'd probably be the princess. Princess Dougie Judd and Prince Harry Judd. Tom and Danny would be our best friends from the neighboring kingdom where Tom would be Queen and Danny would be King…ah so much for dreams. Now even though I'm gay and I'm completely and utterly in love with a boy named Harry Judd I am still a manly man with a manly journal. You and I will always know that you and I are manly journal, we always will. So right now I'm outside watching the boys place their books in, each one a different color and full of memories and I look down at you while I write. It was nice writing in you journal, don't go changing alright? Love always Dougie Lee Poytner and his life.