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Cooking with Rukia!

Chapter Three- Author Powers

(once again... inspired by Agent Hunk, but not stolen)

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Rukia sighed. This whole morning, she had been hounded by her obssessed fans. Now that she was in her shinigami form, nobody could see her. She had alreadydropped off her gigai at home, where Byakuya nii-sama was staying.

"Psst!" a voice hissed

Rukia whirled around, "huh?"

"Over here! No! No! Behind you!"

Rukia looked and looked, but she couldn't find where the voice was coming from.

"Down here!" the voice growled.

Rukia looked down and immediately squealed. It was a kyuuute, little, fuzzy bunny! She bent down to cuddle it, but it hopped away.

"Don't touch me!" It spat

Rukia ignored it and picked it up. She hugged it tightly, causing the rabbit to choke from oxygen deprivation.

"Stop that!" the rabbit roard," LET GO OF ME BITCH!"

Rukia dropped the bunny in surprise.

"Much better," the rabbit glared," Now where was I?"

The bunny reached behind its back and took out a box hte size of Rukia's fist. Handing the box to her, it said, "open this 12:00 at night. Do NOT, absolutely do NOT open it any earliear than that."

Narrowing its eyes, it continued," or face the consequences."

Turning, the bunny hopped away leaving a very confused Rukia in its wake.

"Wait!" she cride.

The rabbit stopped," what.. do you want?"

"What, I mean who are you? What is your name? hwere are you from?" Rukia asked.

Facing Rukai, the rabbit stated," My name is Kyota, I'm a messenger, and I was sent be the boss, Hollow Heart."

There was a long pause. Rukia's gaze hardened. She jumped back 10 feet (she's still in her shinigami form) and pulled out her sword.

"your boss.. is.. a hollow? Well then.. That means I will have to kill you."

Rukia stepped menacingly toward the rabbit.

Kyota sweatdropped. He was in deep shit.

"W-w-wait! She's not a hollow! Her name IS Hollow Heart! T-that's just her name!" he stammered

"Oh... is that so...?" Rukia said narrowing her eyes.

Kyota nodded furiously.

Rukia smiled cheerfully,"Well if that's true..." She sheathed her sword and picked up Kyota, hugging him. This time, Kyota was too terrified to object.

"Oh. One last question." Rukia said setting the rabbit down," what's in the box?

Kyota grinned, weaving intricate symbols in the air with his paw, forming a sort of portal. He hopped toward it slowly.

Looking back, he said two words," Author Powers."

There was a bright flash of light and Kyota disappeared.

TO BE CONTINUED...

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Well? what did ya think?

Took me about 3 hours to write it. Yawn. So.. tired... PLZ review! This fanfiction will probably be updated, at the very least, once a week. So... PLZ review! any ideas? what foods should RUkia make? Who should be invited onto the show? I've already got he next chapter planned out.. Just too lazy to write it now... I'l do it later...