I don't have anything to say, really… except for the fact that ONLY 4 PEOPLE HaVe REVIEWED MY FIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I feel sad, alone, desolated, and…. frustrated. CAN"T A GIRL GET REVIEWS EVERY ONCE IN A WHILEEE????!!!

If I don't start getting reviews, I'm not even gonna bother to continue this fic.

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Cooking with Rukia

Chapter Four- Author Powers (part 2)

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"What's in the box?"

Looking back, the rabbit grinned," Author Powers." With that, it disappeared into the portal with a flash of light.

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Walking home, Rukia pondered her encounter with Kyota, the bunny.

Opening her fist, she stared at the box. "Author powers, huh..." She whispered, her words trailing into the night.

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It was dark. Under the shadows, a girl sat behind a desk impatiently awaiting the arrival of a certain teen named Kyota. Sighing, she drummer her fingers on the desk, humming the song Alonez by Aqua Timez. ((WHICH STILL HAS NOT COME OUT IN FULL VERSION YET!!!!!!))

There was a brigh flash of light, and a rabbit hopped through the portal.

"Kyota." the girl siad.

Kyota bowed," I have returned."

"Very well. You accomplished your mission, I assume?"

Kyota nodded furiously, his ear flopping everywhere.

The girl sighed. "Kyota, can you please return to your original form? It is quite tiring to have to talk to a little, white rabbit."

"Hai." Kyota put his paws together and shouted," HENGE!!! transform (it's from naruto)"

Smoke enveloped him and in place of the rabbit, a teenage boy was crouching. He had spiky black hair and a black shirt with no sleeves which revealed a swirling tattoo on his right shoulder. (his pants were also black).

"Now that you are back to normal, explain to me what happened."

"Hai, Hollow Heart."

Hollow Heart grinned and leaned back in her chair. "Do tell."

"Hai."

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Rukia opened the door to her house and walked into the living room. She gasped. Byakuya nii-sama was sleeping on the couch with colorful and elaborate drawings all over his face.

Rukia stifled a giggle. Byakuya had a black eye drawn with a purple sharpie marker, a rainbow that started from his left cheek and ended on his right ear.

Lipstick was missily applied to his mouth, squigglies of every color decorated his forehead, and last but not least, purple eyeshadow, eyeliner, and mascara gave him the emo look. More or less, Byakuya nii-sama looked like one of those gay men you see sometimes on the streets of New York. ((Wait. What am I talking about? I'm sorry. You don't sometimes see gay men in New York. You ALWAYS see gay men in New York. Not that I have anything against gay men. they are pretty awesome)).

It must have been Pyon who did this. Pyon the konpaku pill that Rukia had used to separate her spirit body from her gigai. Pyon, the pill that came with the Chappy Soul Candy dispenser. Pyon, th- OK OK WE GET IT NOW!

Geez. At that moment, Pyon stuck her head out from around the wall.

"Rukia-Chaaaaaann!!!!"Pyon grinned, hugging her.

"I missed youuuuu, pyon!" she cried. " I was soooooo boooooored! So I gave Byakuya-san a makeover!!! He looks a lot better now!!!"

Rukia smiled. Byakuya nii-sama is not going to be very happy when he wakes up. He should have listened when she warned him to stay in Soul Society...

Rukia pulled out her death glove. "Hold still, Pyon!" she growled, pushing the mod soul out of her gigai.

Bending down, she picked up the konpaku pill and returned to her gigai. Before heading to her room, she glanced at Byakuya once more, causing her to smile.

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In her room, Rukia took out he small box. She looked at her digital clock. 11:55 PM. Almost 12. Rolling over to her side, she wondered whether or not she should open the box. 11:56. Her mind raced. Box. Open? no. Yes! Should I? 11: 59.

"Errrrggh..."

The clock beeped. 12:00.

Rukai threw open the lid and everything went dark.

TBC

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Welll... I personally didn't think this chapter was all that good... But... I had to write it so that Rukia could get her Author powers. This was reaaally hard to write since there were no funny parts at all. Anyway, next chapter, Rukia should be back to her cooking show.

PLZ REVIEW!!!! I"M TIRED OF NOBODY REVIEWING!!!!!

Oh, and uh... anybody know where I can download that song, Alonez by Aqua Timez? I have the TV size, but no full version. ditto for Tsumaki by Oreskaband. nnn... the Oreskaband is playing at Anime Expo in Anaheim, California... I wanta go... but... I can't...

waaaa oh well.

I BEG OF YOU!!! REVIEW!!!!