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Cooking with Rukia

Chapter 5-What the hell happened and would you like fries with that?

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Rukia paced around backstage her show, Cooking with Rukia!. She remembered walking home yesterday after running away from the paparazzi, but everything after that was a bit hazy. She had a vague memory of a talking rabbit, but that was quickly expelled from her head since... I mean, there's no such thing as talking rabbits, right?

Rukia sighed and sat down, slamming her hands on the table in frustration. This was one of those times she wished she had a nice slice of molten chocolate cake with hot fudge. Sitting up, she sniffed. She smelled... chocolate.

Huh? there was a slice of the molten chocolate cake she wanted right on the table in front of her. But that... that wasn't there when she sat down. There had been nothing on the table except for a mug of coffee, which had long turned cold. What? She had wished for cake, and she got cake. What's happening? Wha-

"R-Rukia-san?" Hanatarou entered the room, stammering, interrupting her train of thoughts,"You go on in 5 minutes..."

"Ah! Hanatarou-kun! Arigatou!"Rukia looked up," Mmm... Hanatarou-kun?"

Hanatarou quickly turned around "Hai, Rukia-san?"

"Uh... well... did anybody come in here?"

Hanatarou shook his head, " Iye, Rukia-san."

Rukia hastily stood up, "ah... Arigato... Well I must be going..."

Hanatarou bowed, "It was nice talking to you, Rukia-san.

Rukai sighed and walked over to Hanatarou. She smacked him lightly ont he head. "No need to be so formal! Rukia is just fine..."

Hanatarou stared. This girl...

"Aggh!" Rukia started," I've got less than half a minute to get on set!"

She ran out the door and knocked a certain red-haired vice captain over. "Outta my way, loser!" she growled pushing him out of the way and streaked for the exit.

Renji groaned and pulled himself up. He walked into the break room, rubbing his head. "Oww...nrr... what's with her..."

Hanatarou was staring at a wall. Renji rose an eyebrow and turned away. He saw the yummy cake on the table.

"Oooh! Cake!" Renji grabbed a fork from a drawer and attacked it.

-------- (o.o) kirby was run over!!! nooo!!!-----------------------

Rukia ran onto the stage smiling and waving. The crowd cheered her on.

Rukia ran over to the front of the stage. "Hey guys!" she grinned, " We have a very special guest today! She is one of my friends, and her name is... Inoue Orihime! ((okay, I completely forgot which was her first name, and which was her last name. anyhow, it's supposed to be last name first, then first name. Plz tell me which is which!))

Orihime walked onto the stage and tripped. She got up quickly, her face turning red. "Haha..." She giggled nervously, rubbing the back of ther head.

Rukia and many members of the audeince sweatdropped. The boys, on the other hand, stared, drool almost coming out of their mouths.

"Ah haha..." Rukia pretended to giggle.

"Ohayou 'good morning' , Kuchiki-san." Orihime said, still red.

Rukia grinned," Who's Kuchiki-san? My name's Rukia! pleased ta meetcha!"

Orihime was taken aback. "D-demo! b-but! "

Rukia ignored her, "Soooo... Today, we will be making two things!!!" Her mind went to the chocolate cake. "Molten chocolate cake... and an original creation of your own!"

"Molten chocolate cake?" Orihime began to daydream...

"AUGGH! BAD CROW! BAD DOGGY! GIVE ME BACK MY FERRARI!!!!"

Orihime woke from her daydream to see Rukia staring peculiarly at her.

"Okaay..." Orihime worried Rukia a lot.

Rukia walked over to the island in the middle of the set. "Okay! First we gather all the ingredients! We need: chocolate, of course, semi-sweet is most preferable, we need 4 eggs, some vegetable oil, 2 cups of water, half a cup of milk, and... and..."

((Okay... I seriously don't know what to put in a cake... I only know how to make the cake that comes in the boxes... u know... the instant kind...))

Rukia frantically searched for the last ingredient. "Umm... uh..right... uh..." Rukia stammered, " I can't seem to find..."

"WHERE"S THE FLOUR?! CAN"T FIND THE FLOUR!" Rukia screamed inwardly.

Rukia was devastated. Not having an ingredient is a HUGE mistake on cooking shows! The critics will... No! I won't even think about it! Only my third show, and I'm ruined... I need that flour... I really... really... need it...((I don't know if it's true, or not, but.. I don't care. lol))

Rukia dropped to the floor looking in cabinets if flour was there, she smacked the ground with her hands and heard Orihime gasp. Rukia looked up to see Orihime's face frozen with shock.

"Orihime! what's wrong?" Rukia saw what was in Inoue's arms, " Oh! How did you know I neede flour?"

Rukia ran over to Orihime and hugged her. She took the flour and set it on the table. "Thanks for bringing flour! I really really needed it! I owe ya!

Orihime mumbled incoherently

Rukia cocked her head, " huh?"

Orihime whispered," I.. didn't... bring it with me... it... just... appeared..."

Rukia frowned for a moment, then grinned," Inoue! Ah! you are such the joker! you must have veen the one who gave me that cake earlier!"

Orihime shook her head. "That.. wasn't... me..."

Rukia just stared.

"That... wasn't... me..."

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Hollowheart sat behind her desk, watching the screen in front of her intently. Kyota sat on the dest in his bunny guise. "Is everything going the way you planned?" he asked, eyeing the laptop screen, which now showed Rukia furiously searching for something.

Hollowheart smiled and leaned back in her chair.

"Che... Everything is going exactly the way I planned."

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Sorry about the delay... I actually had it all typed out on about 4 days ago...but when I clicked on "save changes," it just deleted the whole thing instead of saving it... I was soooo fucking mad...

Anyhow, I 'll try to update faster, now that I have more free time.

Augh... This chapter wasn't funny at all... I'll try to make the next one better... +sigh+ Ooh! Ooh! look! Naruto!!!!!lol! (I haven't found one for ichigo yet... When I do, I'll tell ya!

PLZ REVIEW! I'm really sad... because these are getting harder to write since I have no motivation... When you review, you make me happy, and it keeps me going!

Oh yeah! person who sent me a whole bunch of review, thanx! ya really made me hyper for a while! And.. those are some pretty good ideas... I'll have ta look into them!

RADIO KON, BABY!

aaand... ICHIGO IS AWWESOME!!!