Okay, I had no idea how hard it was to remember to do the disclaimer! But I finally remembered. So here it is:
Disclaimer: I don't own Xiaolin Showdown. None of the seasons. I wish though...
Raimundo and Kimiko 4ever
Chapter 3: Jack Spicer: A real Evil Genius
"Hey, kid-I mean, peoples!" Dojo slithered in, pausing for a minute to think then kept going. "That new Wu just activated! The Shooting Star."
A star appeared on the scroll. The man figure moved around, whispering into the star. Another man figure appeared, and assumingly froze.
"Uhhh...we already have a Wu that freezes people and things." Raimundo said, putting out his hand, gesturing toward the scroll.
"It doesn't freeze things!" Dojo put his hands on his hips. (Or where his hips should be anyway.) "It has an unlimited supply of wishes. You can wish for anything and it will come true. And the best part is, is that you don't ever run out of them!"
"Hence the first part of your statement: unlimited supply of wishes." Kimiko put her hands on her own hips, putting them out to the side and tilting her head a little.
"Well, let's go." Raimundo stood up straight and streched a little. "I wonder if Jack is gonna be there. And if he's as stupid as he was when we left."
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Dojo landed in the Amazon Rain Forest.
"The Amazon?!" Raimundo jumped off Dojo's back. "The Amazon...in Brazil?" Raimundo looked kind of sad.
"Yeah, if you did your research, World History, you'd know there's only one Amazon Rain Forest in the world." Kimiko got off Dojo's back and did one of her 'I got attitude' poses.
"So, which way to the Wu?" Raimundo looked at Dojo, looking at Kimiko out of the corner of his eye.
"My sences are telling me that it's that a-way." Dojo pointed deeper into the forest.
"Okay gang, let's go." Raimundo, not looking back, put his hands in his pockets and walked off.
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They were almost there when they saw a boy about Raimundo's age hovering above a shiny object.
"What the-?!" Raimundo looked at the boy. "Jack Spicer?! No way!!"
"Hehe." Kimiko blushed a little. "He looks pretty hot."
Raimundo looked at Kimiko like she was insane and fell over, face first, when her words sank in.
"Are you jelous, Raimundo?" Clay looked at Raimundo and smiled.
"JELOUS?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!" Raimundo jumped up, fist in air, with an angery face that made Kimiko giggle. "JELOUS OF...JACK?!?!?!"
"Nope. Not jelous." Clay stated sarcasticly.
"Why I-...lets go. I just wanna kick Jack's butt, get the Wu and get outta here." Raimundo calmed down and raced toward the Shooting Star.
Raimundo reached the Wu as the same time as Jack. "Huh?" He looked from the Wu to Jack.
"HAHAHAHAHA! Raimundo. I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown! And you have no idea how long I've wanted to say that again..." Jack leaned in close to Raimundo's ear. The purple tips of his hair brushed against Raimundo's face. "Just so I can beat you. I've been waiting to defeat you since you beat me 5 years ago, are you ready, Raimundo?"
"Oh shut-up, Jack!" Raimundo jerked his head away from Jack. "What's the game?"
"Are you trying to confuse me?" Jack tilted his head. "The game is...Ultimate Video Game!!!"
"Uhhh...and that is...?" Raimundo looked at Jack like he was insane.
"Start designing your character, Raimundo. Because the rules are: The first one to delete their opponent wins. That means, if I delete you, I win." Jack smiled triumphantly. Like he had already won.
"Don't start gloating yet, Jack!" He was already starting to get on his nerves. But still, there was something different about the older Jack...smarter? NO WAY! No way is Jack smarter!!
"I don't have to. I'm adding another rule. Choose a person to help you play. I'm bringing in my robot. Robo-Jack 4.3!" A robot version of Jack flew down behind the real Jack. The only difference between the two Jack's was that the robot Jack had wires sticking out of his sides, his arms, and his legs...and he looked a bit more visious.
"Uhhhhh...then I want Kimiko!" Raimundo looked back at Kimiko. She nodded and jumped up next to Raimundo.
"Do you have your character designed, Raimundo? Kimiko?" Jack smiled, he looked as though they would never come up with anything better than him. "And our wu will be...your Silk Spitter and Sword of the Storm for our Woozy Shooter and Serpents Tail."
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(OK, fast forward through the showdown. Jack and his robot ruled and kicked butt. If I had taken the time to write it out, it would've been awesome. But I guess you'll have to imagine what happened instead. I mean, isn't that what imagination is for?)
"HA! You thought you could beat me, Raimundo?" Jack gave all the wu to his robot. "Wait till you find my new secret hide-out. It's even more evil than the last hide-out was."
"Ah-Wait. Did Jack just use...good grammar?" Kimiko looked really confused.
"Don't hurt yourself, Kimiko. I took the three years that Wuya left to practice and study. I moved out of my parents basement and built my own evil lair. It took some time, but it's worth it." Jack closed his eyes as he explained. Then opened them to see everyones reactions, smiling.
"So...you did get smarter?!" Raimundo practically fell over.
"Didn't think it could ever happen. I thought it was a birth-defect." Kimiko said seriously, with a hint of sarcasm.
"Haha. But seriously, Kimiko, you should see all of my electronics. Most of them I modified so I could do what I want with them. Like my computer. I programed it to block every type of virus there is, with the strongest of all virus blockers. And it's strong enough that I can hack into anyone's and everyone's computers-" Jack looked pretty proud of himself, but then it all disappeared as he slouched, letting his arms drop down, he looked at the ground. Interuppted again. That hasn't changed much, has it? Do I not get to gloat...EVER?!?!
"Wait. Their whole computer? Not just their emails?" Kimiko looked at him, trying to make sence of everything.
Jack shot his head up and straightened up some. "YES THEIR WHOLE COMPUTERS!! Do you think I'm gonna install something like that and not have it do something impressive?! I'd rather install something that has more than one purpose. Anyway! So I'd be watchin' anything personal on your computers." Jack finished his rant, an evil look in his eyes.
"How'd you get smarter than me?! I was BORN smart!! And I've been studying since I was 2!!!" Kimiko was obviously outraged. "And you got smarter than me in 3 YEARS?!?!?! That's not possible!"
"Well, it's not like he's faking it. He isn't-wasn't that smart!" Raimundo looked at his feet, confused. "Wait...Wuya left you...for three years? Why?" He looked at Jack with a confused expression.
Raimundo's cute when he's confused. Wait, CUTE?!?! What am I thinking? Since when is he cute to me? Kimiko looked at Raimundo.
Jack looked at the group. "If it was important, I would have told you!"
"Fine! It's not like it's that important anyway!!" Raimundo yelled. "Come on guys. Lets go." Raimundo turned to his friends, and Dojo supersized.
Jack watched as they flew off.
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(Back at Jack's lair! )
Not important? Then you don't know anything, Raimundo. The only I'm this evil is so I can freakin' get my revenge on Wuya...
"Your not worth my time, Jack! The only reason I've been sticking around is because right now your my only way to get to world domination. But you're doing a horrible job. So-" Wuya stood in a scolding position.
"You're leaving me for Chase again, aren't you?" Jack looked half expectant and half sad. "You can't stay away from him for very long. I measured the time between each visit, and I knew you were leaving soon."
"I don't pity you, Jack." Wuya turned to leave.
Chase came to the door. "Come, Wuya. We have evil to do."
They laughed as they walked away.
"Don't worry! I'll be okay!" Jack called after them. 'Not that they care.'
"Jack? Can I come back with you?" Wuya walked over to Jack with her hands behind her back.
"Did Chase dump you again, Wuya?" Jack said. He felt the rage build up in him. "Because even if he did, you aren't welcome!!"
"Jack. How could you be so mean?" Wuya played innocent.
"ME?! Nice try, Wuya! I'm not gonna fall into your pity again! You can go find someone else to take you in!" Jack didn't want to back down. He was proud of himself, but he didn't show it.
"Jack?" Wuya looked at him wonderingly.
...Don't worry Wuya. You won't be here for long.
"You're not stupid, Robo-Jack 4.3! Don't touch that!!" Jack's trail of thought was broken as his robot got into trouble.
Hehe. I tried to get a good sad story for Jack and still have it fit in with what I was planning on doing later. Please review if you've read! I appretiate it! They make me happy.