Hit Me With Your Best Shot
Title credited to Pat Benatar

Misty was pissed, she had forgotten to turn her cell phone of before walking into the courtroom and she had forgotten to print out all the statements that she had gotten from neighbors and friends of the man that she was defending. So thanks to her three young children were granted to their abusive mother for full custody. Storming out of the courtroom she went to her office and told her secretary that she was taking her vacation time all at once. Over the years it had accumulated to six months because she never went on vacation. She packed up all of her things and walked out. She had no idea what she would do but she was going to be gone for six months. Who knew maybe she would go to the Bahamas for a while or maybe even France, the time was hers and she would spend it the way she wanted. With no problems, and alone with no one to tell her what she had to do. And maybe she would think about what she had done to a man she now realized that she loved.

Misty didn't know if she could make things right but she knew one thing she had to try and she was going to figure that out and when she had had time to relax and think about what she had done she would be able to talk to him. But first she wanted to get home and book a flight to Mexico. She would head to Acapulco for a week and then she would come back to the states and fix the mess she had made of her life. Misty pulled into her apartment buildings parking lot and the first thing that she noticed was his fucking SUV parked next to her parking spot. Sighing she got out of her car and walked into the building. She waved to the receptionist and walked to the elevator. He was the only one she had given a key to, and no she regretted it. She stepped off the elevator on her floor and walked over to her door. There were two apartments on this floor and they were both huge, and at the moment she didn't have a neighbor because the old neighbors had moved out. She opened her door and was shocked to see that it wasn't just John sitting in her living room but Shannon Moore and Kevin Thorn as well.

"What in the hell?" she said astounded that they were even there.

"Hell is right, we figured we'd start with you, we called the office but your secretary said that you had just left." John said.

"Start with me?"

"Yeah, we figured there are things we need to discuss."

"John what we need to discuss has nothing to do with them and I am headed for Mexico so if you want to talk we can do it next week when I get back."

"What's in Mexico?"

"Sun, sand, Alcohol and peace…"

"Running?"

"No, relaxation and thinking time now will you all please leave so I can pack and head out?"

"Yeah, but I will tell you this Misty, I fight for things that mean something to me, like the WWE championship, and I fight for the people I love." John said before he followed the two others out of the room. When he closed the door he heard her scream in frustration and he also heard something glass shatter as it hit the wall. He knew then that what he said had gotten to her.

Misty picked up the phone the second after she threw the glass angel that Paul had gotten her. She made flight reservations for her trip and then she went to her room and packed she packed three skirts and two tank tops, and she quickly changed into her white peasant skirt and light blue spaghetti strap top. Slipping her feet into her flip flops she grabbed her passport and her purse and pulling her suitcase behind her she walked out the front door. She stopped at the receptionists desk and informed them that she would be gone for a week. She headed to the airport and got there in time to board her flight. Misty slept most of the flight. Thankfully it was a dreamless sleep. When the plane landed and she had gone thru customs, she got a taxi to her hotel.

XOXOX

Jessica sat in front of her computer staring at a blank screen. Her article was due into Sports Madness in three days and she hadn't started writing it. She had been too distracted. There had to be some way to get out of the mess she was in with Adam. If she could just do that…Wait hadn't Lily let the cat out of the bag about who everyone was sleeping with? That meant that he couldn't blackmail her anymore because everyone knew. This would give her time to gather her thoughts and figure out what she was going to do. She closed the document that sat blank before her and signed on to the internet. She set her status message to busy and began to research the best place to spend a week relaxing, thinking, and writing her article. There were several places she could go, but she decided on Acapulco. She hadn't been there since she was little, and she figured that it would be a good place to relax and wrote. She turned to pick up the phone and made all the required arrangements including getting an extension on her deadline. She finalized her plans and was going to try to get back to her article when there was a knock at the door.

"It's open…" Jessica called out. She turned in shock when he said her name.

"Jessica"

"Kevin…Shannon…John…? What in the hell are you guys doing here?"

"Well we already talked to Misty, it's your turn…"

"Look Cena, you and Misty have your own issues that do not involve me so go deal with them somewhere else. Now I have an article to write and if ya'll don't mind…"

"I do mind." Kevin spoke for the first time.

"Good at the moment all I care about is getting some relaxation so if ya'll don't mind I am completely done with men. Please leave." Jessica said pointing toward the door. All three men stood there for a moment before walking out. Kevin stopped and turned back to look at her. He opened his mouth and began to speak.

"You better make sure you mean that, because I plan on fighting for what I want. And that is you, let me know when you are ready to talk." Kevin turned to leave.

"If I feel like talking when I get back from Mexico, I'll let you know." Jessica retaliated. Kevin nodded and left. In the hallway John looked at Kevin with a funny look on his face.

"Does anyone else notice that the word Mexico keeps popping up?"

"Yeah John, I noticed that. Do you think they planned that?"

"I don't think so Shannon not when they are all at each others throats because of Hardy." Kevin remarked and cringed when he heard something heavy crash into the wall. They walked out of the apartment building.

Jessica was in her apartment packing and making sure she had everything for her computer and her article and also everything she would need for a week of relaxing. She packed her favorite books and once she was packed she walked out the door and headed to the airport once her things were in the car and she was behind the wheel. She drove to the airport and didn't look back. She called her mom and asked her to get her mail for the next week. She walked into the airport an hour early and waited to catch her flight.

XOXOX

Jessicka was sitting in the waiting room of her doctor's office, she had gone in to get a test yesterday and they had asked her to come back in for the results. She was reading an article in a sports magazine when the nurse called her back. She got up and followed the nurse back to the back. She sighed and tried not to thing about this. She was scared because she wasn't ready. She was sitting on the exam table when he walked in.

"Miss Sullivan, good to see you again. We got the results of your test and I am happy to say that it came back positive. Congratulations Jessicka you are pregnant."

"What…Oh…my…"

"Is everything okay?"

"NO EVERYTHING IS NOT ALRIGHT!!" Jessicka screamed before heading out the door. "I need a fucking vacation." She said as she opened the door to her car. She had been home almost two days now and she was ready to leave. She knew exactly where she was going to go too. Mexico. That was what she would do. She got back to her little house and began packing her clothes. She packed only a few things. She didn't know how long she would be gone, so she would buy more clothes when she got there. She packed her laptop and sat down at her computer and logged in. She didn't sign into her messenger; she went straight to a travel site and booked a flight and a hotel in Mexico. Acapulco to be precise. She was logging off her computer, when she picked her phone up and called head quarters for the magazine. She got that straightened out and called her cousin to get her mail.

She then checked her phone messages. She had three. The first one began to play.

"Hey Jess, it's Paul, I was just calling to find out what your plans were this week, I figured we could get together. Umm obviously you're not home so I will try back later. Love ya." Jessicka almost cried, she had ruined a lot of lives. There were five possible men that could be the father. She didn't know what she was going to do. She could always run away to Mexico and stay there. That would solve her problems. The next message was longer.

"Jessicka, it's Shannon we need to talk. I really want to try and fix things between us I love you, and you know this. I want to try and past this because I want to be with you. And I will do everything in my power to fight to keep you. So please call me back, and come back to me…" She picked up the closet object and flung it at the wall.

"Hey Jess, it's Jeff, I think we need to talk because I know that conversation was probably really confusing and all but I want t let you know is that you are the one that means something to me, not Jessica, not even Phoenix. I love you. Please call me when you get this."

"Jess it's Matt just wanted to know if you were still talking to me, and I wanted to apologize for everything. It should've never happened the way it did and I fully understand if you never want to talk to me again. Call"

"Hey Jessicka it's Brian, just wanted to let you know that I would be in town in about two days and I figured we could get together. Let me know and I'll talk to you later."

Jessicka picked up another figurine and chucked it at the same wall that she had thrown the glass object. She was pregnant and any one of them could be the father. Stupid that was just stupid how in the hell did I even let this happen. There was a knock at the door and she went to open it. She stared in disbelief at Jeff Hardy.

"What in the hell are you doing here?"

"I wanted to talk to you and I called…"

"No shit just got the message. I am getting ready to leave Jeff so what in the hell do want to talk about?"

"Us…please don't block me out Jess, we both messed up. And I want a chance to make it right. Where are you going?"

"Mexico"

"Look Vince has suspended the lot of us for like two weeks, I'll go with you…"

"Jeff I'm staying indefinitely I don't know when I am coming back and I'm pregnant now is not a good time to mess with me."

"Please Jess I want…Did you say pregnant?"

"Yes, now will you go away? I want to leave."

"Have you told Matt, Shannon and Paul yet?"

"No and I haven't told Brian either now please Jeff I really want to leave I just need a little bit of time to sort out my life. Before anything else happens, I am officially breaking up with all of you until I can get my life sorted out."

"Brian…as in Brian Kendrick?"

"Sheesh you never used to ask 20 million questions, yes now I'm leaving." Jessicka said shoving past him and pulling the door closed behind her. She put her things in the car and got in. He stood there and thought about going after her but knew she needed to breathe. He climbed into his car and followed her car down the drive way and turned in the opposite direction that she had.

XOXOX

Adam Copeland and Phoenix Jordan stepped out of a taxi in front of their hotel. They were spending a week in Mexico to figure out what in the hell they were going to do. He knew the baby she was carrying was his because she hadn't been with Jeff in forever. Phoenix moved into Adams embrace and gladly smiled when his arm wrapped around her waist. She didn't love Jeff, she loved Adam. It didn't matter to her that he had slept with that whore Jessica. They walked into the hotel lobby and what they saw made Adam pale and Phoenix sick to her stomach.

Jessicka turned to see what had made Misty quit yelling and the look on her face went from angry to pissed in the flash of an eye. The other lying bitch was there. It looked as if Phoenix had been hiding something from Jeff. Seconds later Jessica walked in behind Adam , and she was yelling at the girl that was holding her hand. Jessica looked up as someone yelled her name. Her face turned pale when she saw Adam holding Phoenix and looking past him she saw Misty and Jessicka.

"Copeland" Jessica ground out.

"DeLane" Phoenix said staring at Jessica, "who's the kid?"

"Leave her out of this. And you…Ooo Copeland you have some nerve."

"Oh I do, do I?"

"What in the hell are you doing here?" Misty yelled walking up to her.

"Looks like the gangs all here. Who's kid?" Jessicka asked.

"Mine, now what in the hell is going on?"

"Looks like we all made the same vacation plans." Misty replied icily

"Vacation hell I ain't going back to the states."

"Oh why not Jessicka get into too much trouble back home?" Jessica asked sarcastically.

"No because I don't want my baby…Shit…"

"Baby? You're pregnant too?" Phoenix asked

"That makes three of us."

"No Misty it doesn't it makes four of us." Jessica said quietly.

"Shit anybody other than me know who the baby's daddy is?" Phoenix asked cockily.

"Bite the dust Bitch." Jessica replied, before walking away.

"Yeah, I agree with Jessica." Jessicka and Misty said together before following Jessica and her daughter.

"What in the hell just happened?" Adam asked standing there with his mouth hanging open

"Adam I think we just discovered that there are four very violent very quick to trigger women that hate each other staying in this hotel."

"Jessica Misty, I think if we are all in this hotel together for the next week we need to get along. And be honest with each other."

"Oh wow apparently that brain of yours seems to be working overtime I see the smoke, I have an article to write and a daughter to take care of, and problems to figure out, I'll pass." Jessica said taking her key from the receptionist and heading to the elevators.

"Jessica…"

"Forget her Jess; the two of us can stick together. Matt was an ass and we both know that, so let's just get thru this week and see what happens." Misty said as they were handed their keys.

XOXOX

Hey you have reached Jessicka Sullivan I am in Mexico for the week so if it is that important send me an e-mail. If it isn't important I do not want to be bothered because I need to figure out where my life his headed and what I am going to do with it. Please only try to get a hold of me if it is an emergency. Laters all I love everyone…Jessicka

"Hey Jessicka it's Shannon what in the hell I guess I'll send you an e-mail. Bye."

XOXOX

You have a message from HardcoreWrestler

Jessicka, what in the hell is with everyone running off to Mexico? I need to talk to you. Please respond to this. Jeff told me everything. He felt I had a right to know. Especially since he and I are best friends. I want to talk to you face to face, but if I have to I will talk to you online. Please either IM me or reply to this. If I know that you are pregnant then that probably means that every one else does as well. Jeff isn't very good at keeping secrets. Shannon

You have a message from Live4theMoment

Hey called your place and got the machine, said you were on Mexico. Why did you leave with out telling me you were pregnant? That is not something you keep from anybody and why in the hell does it seem like lately every time I am involved with a woman they some how end up sleeping with my brother as well? Matt

XOXOX

You have a message from DarkandDeadly

Jessica I just received a phone call from Shane McMahon, asking if I knew how to get a hold of you because apparently you forgot to tell him where you were taking Brooklyn. Why didn't you tell me that you had a daughter? Jessica you already know that I love you but I need to know, how old is the child? You keeping this from me is worse than you cheating on me. Kevin

XOXOX

You have a message from BasicThuganomics

Misty I know that there are a lot of things going on right now but I miss you, and I want to be with you. I can put everything behind me but I need to know where I stand with you. John

Cenababe1
2007-05-05
ch 6, reply
I'm a damn good lawyer, I kick ass! Damn good thing I don't take vacations often...six fucking months? Good grief...that's a long ass time and a lot can happen over six months.

But...aw the three guys that are going to do anything to get their ho's to stop being ho's lol. Sun, alcohol, and peace lol. Nice. Get a tan, get drunk, and not worry about having to go to work with hangovers.

Gah then they go see Jessica or Slutica rather. Ugh then again no girl is perfect in this fic, geez Paul London good grief. Keep Thorn and stay the hell away from John. Go to your demonic corner and stay there! Geez

So we're all having a whorifying reunion in Mexico. Oh joy. Jessicka pregnant?! Five fucking guys. Make Jerry Springer's job easy why don't you.

Phoenix and Adam just disgust me. EW EW EW. Good grief and now a kid thrown into the mix that's in Mexico lol. That sounds like fun. I am not babysitting! Ugh pregnancy though. That's going to suck. Stay gone for six months and all of us come back with big ass stomachs lol and weird cravings having to do with peanut butter.

I want to be with John right now damn it! I loved those emails at the end. That was sweet. Okay I'm done here...I think. Yeah finished.

AleciaChainGangDiva
2007-05-05
ch 6, reply
I can't believe Jessica has a daughter! It is kind of weird that they all 'ran' off to Mexico. And their all pregnant. Alot of drama. Keep up the good work.

xxPaperHeartsBleedxx
2007-05-04
ch 6, reply
Wow... just wow. I absolutely loved, loved, LOVED this chapter. I mean seriously... i can't even get the words right in my brain to tell you how much i adored this chapter. Talk about drama... poor Jessicka don't know what hit her. Not that it suprises me... i'm shocked she didn't choke that doctor personally... i mean he acted like it was the best news in the world. Umm... sorry but no. She's got five potential dads for that kid and wow... i can only imagine the stress that she's under. Haha she's the only one that didn't get a visit from the Indestructable Trio... yes i've nicknamed John, Shannon and Thorn that... takes far less time to type out and saves me a lot of space where i can be ranting and all that good stuff. Then again she opened her front door to find Jeff there. Bet that was a shocker. Hehe... and then the poor girl she not only spills the beans about being knocked up but that she's sleeping with Brian Kendrick too. Can you say 'Oops?'. I felt really bad for Misty too though... poor girl feeling all the stress of being a lawyer, juggling four men (because yes i totally caught on to that Paul thing as you already know), and being preggers. Hehe... and then Jessica... wow her having a kid came right outta left field... i mean i really didn't expect that at all. My jaw fell to the floor i swear. So Phoennix and Edge huh? Doesn't surprise me... mostly cause i already knew that's what was going to happen. That's besides the point though because it doesn't mean that she's not gonna try to totally fuck the other three girls over. I mean c'mon, she's with Edge who was trying to blackmail Jessica, you can't really expect all that much out of her. Fuck she doesn't even know Jessicka slept with Jeff yet... which will only give her more reason to hate her... even if she doesn't love him. But you know... that does sorta explain why Jessicka told her Jeff screwed around on her and didn't wanna be with her cause she was a skanky stripper... I'd have said something along those line prolly too. At least her and Misty are sticking together while their down there. I bet they're planning operation Make Life Hell for Phoenix and Edge. Hehe... and i'd just like to get this out of the way now and say thank you to Jeff for deciding to tell everyone involved that Jessicka is preggers and that it could be theirs. I mean seriously... next thing you know that poor girl is gonna have Five, STRONG fucking wrestlers all but dragging her back to the states from mexico, even if she is kicking and screaming. It'd be a lot like kidnapping actually... not that anyone in Mexico pays attention to that sort of thing. Aw... yeah... that the sound that Thorn's email made me make. It was so sweet and and he sounded so hurt. Almost makes me wanna smack some sense into Jessica for him. I mean seriously... but i have fait that she'll realize what she could be missing out on. As for the whole Misty and John thing... i think her sleeping around was just a way to try and get his attention. We all know they're completely head over heels, madly, insanely, deleriously in love with each other. So yeah... here's what i have to say... Misty quit being stubborn, go get married to Cena and make lots of babies together. Stop trying to make each other miserable. Lol... there we go... apparently i'm a relationship couselor now. Wow... that right there is a scary thought... i mean terrifying really. I'm the last person people should go to for relationship advice. Yeah... so this thing is insanely long and i think i got most of my ranting out so yea. I have one single word for you. UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! So yeah... that's three... but its the same word so technically its only one. Yeah... so i know you're about to pass out so i'll end this around now. Can't wait to see what happens next so i can write another one of these obnoxiously long reviews... so like i said... update soon! Hehe... i'm done now i swear!

Jess