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Dementor Bob (ch5)
"Oh my god my lord, there…there are dementors coming!" screeched Wormtail
"Duh, I have a meeting with Bob."
"My lord, who's Bob?" asked Malfoy
"Duh, the dementor leader."
"The one with the sparkly pink crown?" giggled Bella
"Duh, why do you useless people ask so dumb questions?"
CRUCIO (evil laugh)
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