Disclaimer: don't own Rowling's plots
a peek in Snape's diary
Snape's Insult Dictionary (ch7)
My Favorite Top 5 Insults from my first published guide book:
101 ways to insult dunderheads.
1. Stupid idiot brat (I use it on the Potter brat a lot)
2. Are you incapable of doing anything except copy answers from your classmates?
(meaning potter and weasly shouldn't copy out of the mudblood's paper)
3. DETENTION!!
4. 100 POINTS FROM GRYFINDOOR (look at my comment for no. 1)
5. SHUT UP YOU CRAZY OLD FOOL I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK
(I use it on dumb as a door a lot - at least in my dreams)
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