Chaos
Backstage Secrets: Who Cheated Who
This article is supposed to be on the wrestlers themselves and what really goes on backstage but the thing is that to write that I need to tell you about four women who share one large secret. It is hard for me to write this because I am involved. I know everyone has heard of Love Triangles, but what do you get when you have nine guys and four girls and six of those nine guys have slept with all four girls? What you get is chaos. You want to know what goes on backstage this is it.
I want to clear one thing up before I continue this article. Backstage is not all fun and games. It is romance, lying, cheating, and heartbreak. And so you don't get confused about Who Cheated Who here is a list for you to follow along with.
Jessica:
Matt
Hardy
Kevin Thorn
Jeff Hardy
Brian Kendrick
Adam Copeland
Misty:
Matt Hardy
John Cena
Jeff Hardy
Carlito
Paul London
Jessicka:
Matt
Hardy
Shannon Moore
Jeff Hardy
Brian Kendrick
Paul London
Phoenix:
Jeff Hardy
Adam Copeland
Misty, Jessicka, Phoenix, and myself all used to be really good friends. That is until we met Matt Hardy, Jeff Hardy, Shannon Moore, Paul London, Brian Kendrick, Kevin Thorn, Carlito, John Cena, and Adam "Edge" Copeland. Right now we aren't sure who is friends with who or who is even still telling the truth. No one even knew that there was cheating going on until Adam started everything. He knew that I was cheating on him with none other than Matt Hardy. But as it turns out Matt was cheating on me with my two best friends Misty and Jessicka. I broke things off with Matt after that because Adam told me he would ruin my career if I didn't. At the same time I broke up with Matt, I broke up with his brother. I know what you are thinking, God this woman is a whore, but that isn't the worst thing I have been called so it does not bother me.
Yeah sure I lied to the five guys I was sleeping with, but I wasn't the only one. Matt obviously lied to me, Jessicka, and Misty. But none of these lies were as bad as Shannon Moore's. He never told Jessicka that he was married. He claims that he got a divorce, but he showed up in Mexico with his "ex-wife" and she was six months pregnant, and they have a three year old. Jessicka thought that she was so in love with him that he broke her heart.
I want to move on to Jeff Hardy. At first what he and I had was just sex. But being the dumb ass that I am I fell in love with him, knowing that he had a girlfriend. Which at the time was Phoenix, who is a complete heartless bitch. Jeff wasn't only sleeping with me though he slept with Misty and Jessicka too. Misty is I don't know what she is anymore, because like me she said one thing and then did another. We all have to pay the consequences though. Each one of us is pregnant. Well the other three are. I lost my baby. The worst part is not knowing who the father is because of all our mistakes. Another bad part is that…
Jessica quit writing and answered her cell phone. She didn't even bother to see who the hell was calling.
"Hello?"
"Jessica, it's Phoenix, look I know you probably hate me and all but I need…"
"Lemme guess. You need a place to stay because your parents don't want you there?"
"Yeah"
"I shouldn't do this but I am in a really good mood so fly up to New York and I will meet you there in like two days. I'm in California. I can tell my neighbor to give you the spare key and you can stay there."
"Why are you being nice to me… never mind I appreciate this."
"Yeah no problem. Hey I gotta go I have another call." Jessica switched the line over answering it.
"Hello?"
"DeLane, Matt isn't answering his phone, and I need to talk to him."
"Gilbert he is in a match."
"Well when he is done tell him his brother is awake."
"Wait, Jeff's awake?"
"Yes." And with that Gilbert hung up the phone. Jessica forgot all about the fact that Matt was in a match and she ran to find everyone. She found Misty arguing with John. Smacking them both over the head she grinned.
"Jeff's awake." She said before running to the curtain. She swallowed hard and snuck out to the ring. Obviously she was noticed when she distracted Matt and Thorn. Both men stopped fighting and looked at her like she was insane.
"What are you doing out here?" Matt asked leaning over the ropes to talk to her.
"Disqualify yourself or something. Jeff's awake." When Matt heard that news he grinned.
"Stick around and disqualify me please."
"That'll be easy." Jessica climbed into the ring grinning. "Yo ref…" Jessica called and once the ref turned Jessica kicked Thorn in the stomach resulting in an automatic DQ. Matt and Jessica practically ran from the ring. Vince McMahon was standing behind the curtain waiting for them. Jessica flipped her ex-father-in-law off and grabbed Jessicka's arm and drug her with them. Grabbing all of their stuff and Adams laptop the trio walked out of the arena. They were getting a flight back to Boston that night.
When they finally arrived Gilbert Hardy was upset to see Jessica was with his other son. He had no clue which one put his son there but he wasn't about to have her there. He looked at Matt and decided against saying anything. The trio walked into the room and Jeff turned to look at them. A smile creeped across his face when he saw Jessica standing back behind Matt and Jessicka, crying. When he saw the tears he looked concerned. She let a smile thru and muttered a quiet hi. He cocked an eyebrow at her and she walked over to him.
"Hey" he said quietly.
"Hey" Jessica said. She looked up as Matt and Jessicka dragged Gilbert out of the room. The man looked pissed but he followed the others because he really had no choice. Jeff shook his head as his father left the room. Once Matt shut the door behind himself and the others Jessica burst into tears.
xxPaperHeartsBleedxx
2007-06-01
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17, reply
Okay
so here i am... on the last chapter that i have to review... yay me!
I'm so awesome that i got all caught up in one night... but i will
admit... my brain is getting sleepy. It sucks... and to think that in
a couple days i gotta be at school by seven am... i hope they don't
expect me to not show up in my pajamas cause... they're just shit
outta luck cause that's far to early for me to be awake in the first
place. And again here i am... rambling about stupid shit that doesn't
matter in the least and is just taking up a shit load of space in
this review... but at least its sorta amusing... right? I would hope
so otherwise i'm just wasting your time here... anyway. To the
reviewing because even i'm getting impation with all this incessant
rambling. So yeah... review time. Hehe i really liked the article...
and I loved the title of it. And how it pinpointed Shannon Moore as
the biggest liar and cheat of them all... i hope Trashley and his
wife both read it. Then he'll get his ass kicked some more... and
that's what the jackass gets. Wow... i really ain't over that entire
thing am i? Jessica's right though... they all are paying the
consequences... and not just the fact that ya know... they're all
preggers. I mean half of them are still screwing around or just flat
out playing mind games which are sometimes even more damaging and
hurtful. Anyways... why is Phoenix calling Jessica? What could she
possibly want. Oh... My... Hardy... (hehe yeah i did steal that from
you) Did Jessica really just agree to let Phoenix move in with her.
All I've got to say is this... she is one helluva brave woman. Hehe
bet when Jessicka finds out she say something along the lines of
'Better you than me...' cause honestly... if Jessica and Phoenix hate
each other... i'd love to know what the word is to describe the
feelings that Jessicka and Phoenix have towards each other. I mean
seriously... those girls are just flat out mean and deliberately
hateful to each other. But i love it... it'll make for some
interesting family get togethers if Phoenix and Edge end up together
at the end of this. Wow... Gilbert's a little harsh huh? Can't even
call Jessica by her first name... what kind of shit is that? I think
he's being an ass about everything. But anyways... YAY! JEFF IS
AWAKE! NO MORE COMA SUFFERING RAINBOW HAIRED HARDY! WHAT FANTASTIC
NEWS THAT IS!Hehe... Matt got her to DQ him... that's great. Ha! I'd
give Vince the bird too if i was Jessica... what's he gonna do? Fire
her? She doesn't work for him so guess that idea isn't gonna work.
Time to catch a plane back to visit Jeff... and deal with Gilbert.
That should be fun not. But at least Jeff's happy to see his
girlfriend. Too bad he doesn't know what happened after he got
knocked out. Something tells me that the youngest Hardy is going to
want to kill Thorn when he finds out that Jessica lost her baby. And
god... wonder what's going on in the hallway with Matt, Jessicka, and
Gilbert. I can only imagine what's happening there. So yeah... hurry
it up and update cause i want my answers. Besides... you'll get
another review from me if you do... hehe. Anyways... can't wait for
the next chapter. Til then...
