Disclaimer: don't own rowling's characters and settings
this is like part 2 for gaining weight
Fashion Show (ch16)
"Next up is Malfoy" Voldemort announces in the microphone
Malfoy walks up the aisle in the latest fashion
Narcissa swoons
Wormtail gags
"Next up… Harry Potter?" Voldemort peers at the paper
Harry Potter walks on the stage everyone takes out their wand and start shooting avada kedavra at him
They all bounce off his snitch boxers
"Well, that was interesting…the last person is Snape!"
Snape moon walks into the spotlight
All the females drools
All the males glares
"How did you…look so…?" Bella trails off dreamily
"some lemon drops"
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