disclaimer: sadly the characters/setting are not mine
Torturing is Easier (ch19)
Voldemort's Lair
Dear Diary,
No...that sounds too ugh... girly
Dear
uh... even dear sounds girly
Hello,
my name is Voldemort and right now i'm two faced
yeah... i know 'two faced' kind of means .:whispers:. i'm cheating on someone
NOT
Dark Lords DON'T DATE ...
back to me (duh)
i'm officialy two faced because my face is actually not my face...
...uh wait that doesn't make sense
i can't keep a journal i'm confusing myself
F(censor)!! what the H(censor)!! SNAPE CENSORED MY JOURNAL ...THAT GIT..THE NERVE OF HIM!
and just to get it straight.. ignore what i wrote about my face..
(few hours later)
Dumbledore's office
Dumbledore greeted Snape warmly as he offered him a lemon drop
"hello Severus how did the trap journal go-"
"Great Merlin, what happened to you...how many times did he crucio you"
He cried flinging his hand up - lemon drop and all
"eh..few times.." snape managed to ground out
"how did he find out, i checked it so man-"
"I think you censoring his journal so he can't express his anger, he'll think tourturing is much easier to discharge his anger after reading the wonderful anger management book you ordered me to give him"
Snape said sarcastically before passing out
"Poor guy, maybe I gave the wrong person the book..." albus sadly popped a lemon drop in his mouth
review plz :) dragonweaver