Chapter two: Very Funny Evans!

Disclaimer: I didn't think of it. J.K Rowling did!

"Evans! Lemme down! C'mon please!"

Hi I'm James Potter the best looking guy in the 6th year and probably the whole school.

Right now though I am dangling upside down looking very unhot and very uncool with my Tasmanian Devil boxers showing. I happen to like the Looney Tunes and My Aunt Mathilde got me a whole set for Christmas. It has Tweety Bird, Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Sylvester and the Tasmanian Devil. I think I'll wear Tweety tomorrow he's my favorite…Okay! That got sidetracked!

Anyway, I was now hanging in the air by my true love: Lilly Evans.

In my opinion the perfect picture of a girl red hair, green eyes and altogether perfect except that somehow she turned down and made me look stupid every time!

"Hey Evans! Is this a bad time to ask you to go out with me?" I yelled

"Hmmm let me think" Evans pondered this for a while "YES!" she yelled and dropped me.

THUD!

Okay only mildly painful…Who am I kidding that HURT! Must resist urge to cry, must resist urge to cry… I limped over to Sirius (Who got me into this! I mean if he had stayed put I would be okay right now instead of limping away from Evans!) and Remus my two best friends.

"You okay James?" Remus asked "Need to go to the hospital wing?"

"Umm" I did a mental once over: No broken bones strained neck from hanging upside down for so long, bruises and cuts from the fall and my tussle with Sirius.

"OW!"I said falling back on them "Give me something for the pain and I'll be alright. My Heart however," Here I struck a dramatic pose "May never be the same if Evans won't go out with me!" I looked over at Evans and her friends who were walking away. Suddenly I had a brilliant idea! Evans never goes any were with out her posse! Get to her friends get to Evans! Well done old bean!

"Um James, why are you patting yourself on the head?" Sirius asked me.

"Because my friends I have a brilliant plan" I said and explained it to them.

All through classes', lunch and dinner that day we studied her friends and each brought a report back to the common room.

"Okay" Remus said "I'll go first" He took out a scroll and began reciting to us: "Margaret Cooper, shorter slightly wavy blonde hair, brown eyes, very cute, nice personality, apparently likes boys, 16." Remus stopped and flipped the scroll over "Bridget Chapman, long wavy red hair, green eyes, looks kind of like Lilly, seems quiet and sensible probably too sensible for her to be of any use, 16." Remus put down his scroll and Sirius went next.

"Elise Cooper, Margaret's little sister, short straight dark red hair, brown eyes very athletic, is in the Gryffandor Quidditch team, can be aggressive and we could possibly be in danger if she realizes what we are up to, 14.

Katherine Banks, long wavy brown hair, green-brown eyes, hates mornings, though apparently likes guys as much as Margaret, seems kind of quiet though we couldn't get much about her so possibly dangerous." Sirius finished

"Who do you recommend?" I asked Sirius and Remus consulted for a while before answering together

"Margaret or Katherine."

So those were my two. I better choose carefully, the wrong choice could ruin everything.