Itachi: You asshole!

Me: What?

Zetsu: You turned us into girls, that's what!

Me: Except for Leader.

Deidara: Shit...

Leader: JOIN MY ARMY OF SEXY GIRLS!!!

All(except for me): Runaway!

Me: Join our army fellow readers. We have girls. Some are Neko girls. XD

Anyway, I do not own Naruto. Enjoy.

Itachi was looking at his new body in the mirror.

"…this body lacks hatred…"

Indeed it did. He had noticeable curves and also had normal sized breasts. His hair was still in the usual ponytail, but slightly longer. His Sharingan eyes were now onyx colored. He tries to activate them, but nothing happens.

"This is bad. What if Sasuke finds me? I'll be powerless. Then he'll..."

(Flashback)

Sasuke was wearing a shirt with the Uchiha symbol on it, but the handle of the 'fan' was tuned into an arrow. Itachi saw it for the first time in his last encounter with him.

"Sasuke. Are you high?"

"No, I'm going to kill you and revieve my clan!"

"Even if it means getting AIDS?"

Sasuke, not knowing what AIDS were said, "Hell yeah! Then I'll be as strong as you and have slept with more girls."

Itachi held in laughter at his brother's stupidity. Then Sakura walked by.

"Well, fuck off for now, brother. I've got better things to do." Sasuke said, running towards Sakura.

Itachi then heard rape noises behind a bush.

"NO, Sasuke! I don't want to do it with an EMO!"

"Shut up, bitch."

(End Flashback)

"He'll rape me after he beat the shit out of me!"

Kisame was creeping through the halls, hoping noone would see him. He bumped into someone, Zetsu to be exact.

"Hey! Watch where your-HOLY SHIT! Zetsu!"

Zetsu's new look was a noticeable one. His curves were noticeable, but his breasts slightly larger than Itachi's. He still had the black and white body paint on him, and his hair was in two, long, green pig tails(Sexy Jutsu Naruto style to be exact). But the most noticeable thing was his new plant growing on him. It changed from a venus flytrap, into a purple and red flower with petals.

"Kisame? Is that you?" Zetsu asked, in his new girl voice.

Kisame had shoulder length hair, a navy blue in color, with a bang that hung on the left side of his face. His body was the same shape as Zetsu's, only his skin was still blue and still had his shark gills.

"Yeah." He said with an annoyed face.

"Thank goodness. Hey, where's your sword?"

"In my room. I can't lift it anymore."

"Man, sucks to be you when you have a sword you can't use."

This made Kisame slightly irritated.

"Shut the hell up!"

.:Meanwhile:.

Hidan and Kakuzu were trying to find something to wear that wasn't loose.

"Dammit! All my clothes are too big!" Hidan shouted.

They were, for Hidan's new body is slimmer than his old one. His hair was at shoulder length, but it laid on his head in the same fashion as before. All of his robes, fishnet shirts, and any other kind of clothing were so big, they fell right to the ground. Kakuzu on the other hand was not as upset.

"Well, seems as if your 'God' was against you this time." Kakuzu chuckled.

Kakuzu's body was just as slim as before, just with women curves, so all of his clothes still fit him. He still kept the rag/headband thing on his head, however, some black hair hung out of it down to the middle of his neck. But one thing that changed was that he no longer had stitches on his body.

"Kakuzu, you know that I hate it when you bring my religion into matters."

"Well all you ever talk about is religion. You even suggested a religion based Theme Park."

"Hey! It would be a kick ass park."

"With what?! The Worship-O-Whirl. Or maybe a Preach-areoke Contest?

Hidan was getting mad, and tried to turn into his grim reaper self, but nothing happened.

"This body sucks."

Tobi ran into Sasori's room, where Deidara also was.

"Senpai! Something terri-Hahaha," Tobi started but then stopped, seeing Deidara's and Sasori's new body.

Sasori was still a complete puppet, but instead of a male puppet body, it was that of a females. His hair was red and long with two bangs. (Haku's hairstyle).

Deidara's was not changed so much. (Since he already looked like a girl. XD) Mostly had a women's body with the same size breasts as Zetsu. His camera eye was replaced with a matching blue eye. He also still had his bloodline limit.

"What are you laughing about? At least we're not cut in half!" Sasori yelled, trying to get a puppet to move, but unable to use his Puppet Control technique.

"On the contrary."

Tobi removed his mask and robe, showing a whole face and body. He had two, black eyes and long black hair. (As long as Kin's.) His body was same as Itachi's, and also couldn't use his Sharingan.

"Plus, I still have these."

He pulled out his goggles and put them on. Sasori and Deidara were shocked at Tobi's transformation.

"We-well, we can't stay here too long." Deidara said.

"Why not?"

"Because Leader is putting together an army of sexy girls to do his bidding and to help complete our goals."

Sasori went wide-eyed, "And they're dressed in nothing but bikinis or Victoria Secrets bra and panties, even during the winter."

Deidara was lucky to still have his clay making ability. He made many birds and told them to deliver a message to everyone, to meet outside the hideout in the tea shop in the local village.

In 'The Leader's' room, he started to awake.

"Hmm…"

He was the only one who wasn't changed into a girl.

"What's this? My sexy girl-dar is going wild. Oh yeah, that's right."

He clapped twice and many sexy girls came out of his closet, from under his bed, and other places. They picked him up, stripped him, and gave him his morning sponge bath.

"Ahh. Great to be the leader." He said as sexy, naked girls massaged his shoulders and cleaned him like a pampered child.