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Release Them (ch30)
"My lord, we are losing.." Malfoy said with blood dripping down from the cut on his arm
"Hm..really,is that so... then I want you release the secret weapon!"
"What? But..."
"Just do it stupid"
"Of course my lord, releasing the giant single-minded cyborg shrimps with the ability to emit gas!"
"No, no, no! not that one, I was talking about the genetically-engineered insane berserk elephants armed with machine guns!"
"But Avery already released that one..."
"Oh, darn him, then release another one..."
"Yes milord, releasing the enormous invisible cyborg owls with laser eyes!"
"No you moron! I was talking about..."
Suddenly Wormtail came running up to them, "Milord, we won!"
"We did! Oh my goddness!" squealed the insane dark lord
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