Haha! Another chapter of wildness and craziness. Enjoy another crazy chapter.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.

.:At the Teashop:.

Itachi walked into the teashop, wearing an old looking cloak instead of his Akatsuki one to hide his appearance. He took a seat and waited for the other members.

"You need anything, sweetcheeks?" A waiter asked.

Bad move. Itachi had a kunai to the waiters throat in 2 seconds. The waiter started to sweat like crazy.

"Never…EVER…call me sweetcheeks." He said, as monotone as ever. Then the knife cut through his larynx, killing him. Suddenly, a very high squeal was heard.

"EEEEEEEE! FOOD," yelled a very happy, girl looking Zetsu. He walked in with Kisame. (The other freak of nature.)

"acho Someone is talking about me…," Kisame said, wiping his nose. Zetsu began to eat the corpse. Luckily, noone was in the teashop except for the owner, so only he was disgusted.

A bird landed in front of the shop, then it blew up 90 feet away from the shop so it wouldn't be destroyed. Soon after: Sasori, Deidara, and Tobi walked in, also looking like girls.

"At least it was all of us." Said Sasori.

"Wait, what about leader?" Tobi asked.

"Good question, yeah."

Their conversation was interrupted by two girls arguing at each other.

"I told you, my religion doesn't turn people into the opposite sex!"

"How do I know that? In my bounty hunting trips, I've seen many fucked up religions."

"My religion is not 'fucked up.' We just believe in violent practices."

"And cutting off yo-"

"No, we do not do that!"

Itachi was getting irritated by this argument and threw the kunai between Hidan's and Kakuzu's face, stabbing into and staying on the wall. Hidan and Kakuzu immediately shut up.

"That's better. Now, let's try and figure some things out."

"Like what Itachi-san?" Tobi chimed in.

"Like how we got this way. What we need to do to turn back into males. And things we must do while we are in this state." Itachi said.

"Well first," Deidara started, "I think we need different names, yeah."

"Yeah. We can't go around calling each other our old names." Zetsu's good side said. Then the bad side took control. "People would look at us like we're messed up in the head." (How ironic. Zetsu already is. XD)

"Acho Someone's talking about me, too."

Everyone else agreed and they soon began the name thinking.

"Well, it should have some relation to our old ones."

.:30 minutes later:.

"My new name is 'Edira.' That's my name with some letters mixed around. Now your turn, everyone."

Soon after, a list was made of their new names.

Itachi – Ipacha

Kisame – Emasik

Sasori – Sorisa

Deidara – Edira

Hidan – Lidan

Kakuzu – Mizaku

Zetsu – Zatsi

Tobi – Obita

"That's our new names, yeah. Everyone happy with them?"

They all nodded. Then, Leader walked in and the gang looked quickly, then back.

"Christ! He's still a guy, un."

"Looks it." Itachi whispered.

Leader went to the stools and the owner made some handseals.

"Party Style: Night Club Jutsu."

Soon, the shop went through a major make over from a teashop, into a nightclub. Laser lights and lights of many colors sprang out of nowhere, the wooden bar table was replaced with a red and black metal table. All the tables now had a chromed, metal pole shooting out of it's center.

"Now for the finishing touch." Leader said, as he clapped his hand two times.

Girls in bikinis and Victoria Secrets undergarments soon came out from under the bar and other places. Even from the bathroom, for the were so sexily skinny, they are somehow able to fit through the pipeline of the bar.

"What do you give those girls?" the owner said, suddenly turning from Japanese into a Mexican bar owner.

"Nothing my friend. Now, get me some tequila, please." Leader said as the girls got up on poles or readied serving trays for the men now walking in.

"With or without a worm?"

"With a worm, amigo!" Leader yelled in a party kind of way.

Soon, the place was loud with guys whistling at girls, drinks being served, and loud music that has some kind of sexual reference in it's lyrics.

The group of eight just sat there, wide eyed, as all this went on. They then crept out of the place before anyone noticed them…except for Tobi, Kakuzu, and Zetsu.

Kakuzu saw how the girls were getting money from dancing, so he joined them as he found a G-string and a lacy bra hanging on a wall. He put it on and soon enough, guys were throwing him a lot of money to dance.

(Wow, this is as much money as I make on my bounty trips.) he thought as he watched the other dancers for ideas on what to do.

Tobi was getting drunk off of a tequila, vodka, Budweiser, and Captain Morgan rum mix. He looked at Zetsu, who was getting a camera ready.

"What…you going…do wit that?" Tobi asked, extremely drunk.

"I'm going to take some pictures and blackmail Leader later when I try to ask him for a raise.

Soon, Zetsu was taking pictures of Leader dancing with three of the girls, Leader drinking with the girls, and other ridiculous things.

.:Outside the bar:.

"Where are they?" Kisame asked, irritated.

"They probably got caught by Leader." Itachi said.

.:1 hour later:.

"HOLY SHIT! Tobi, Kakuzu, you guys look like crap!" Sasori yelled.

Tobi was leaning on Zetsu, too drunk to stand upright. Kakuzu was still in the bikini, but with his clothes above it except for the head wrap/headband thing. His hair was messed up, and he too was walking alittle funny because of a pulled muscle.

"Well, Tobi here is drunk as hell. And Kakuzu fell off the pole while trying to swing around on the pole." Zetsu said, watching Kakuzu count his money.

"Money money this. Money money that. Profits making my G-string fat. Teehee." Kakuzu sang happily.

Deidara looked at Tobi with an angry face.

"You drunken idiot! What do you think you were doing, un?"

"I was…just huvinnng a- blarg," Tobi then began to throw up from drinking.

"Dear god! Zetsu, what the hell did this poor guy drink?" Sasori asked.

"It's called a Cinco de Mayo Victory Drink. It has tequila, vodka, Budweiser, Captain Morgan, and some other things in it." Zetsu replied.

"Well, anyway…while you assholes were partying, Deidara has been making a clay bird big enough to carry us all." Itachi said, slightly more angered, but still monotoned.

.:In the sky:.

"Where now, un?"

"I know a place." Tobi said. "It's a log cabin, but it's the size of a mansion. We can stay there."

"Sweet." Zetsu said. Zetsu loved to stay in log cabins; especially Tobi's since he always have cabins that are sometimes as big as a four-story building.

Itachi: Hello, I'm Itachi. As you know, I'm now much sexier than Sasuke. But aside from that, the author is busy partying with Leader, so-

Kisame: Good-bye! Look foward to the next chapter.

Itachi: Kisame...

Kisame: Y-yes...

Baseball bat whack noise

Itachi: Baka shark...

Trunk closing noises

Me and Leader: TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!