Kakuzu: Hi everyone. Sorry if his update took abit, but he was sick for awhile from to much partying with Leader. Right?
Me: shiver shiver Yeah...
Hidan: So anyway, here's the next chapter... Oh, and He doesn't own Naruto or the songs used.
.:Tobi's Log Cabin:.
Deidara's clay bird landed where Tobi told it to. The whole gang stared in awe at the colossal log cabin…well, log mansion…and is three stories tall. Everyone except Tobi, who owns it, and Zetsu, who stayed with Tobi a few times while on a mission.
"We can stay here until we figure out a way to turn ourselves back." Tobi said, happily. "It hasn't been used for awhile though."
"How long of a while?" Itachi asked.
"In 3 months."
The gang shrugged and entered the mansion. Inside, it was very spacious, but dusty. There were TV's in every room, 6 bathrooms, 3 kitchens, and other junk.
"Finally, I can change out of this!" Kakuzu said, referring to the G-string and lacy bra. Hidan took notice and looked at him(her?)
"Kakuzu…where did you get that?"
Kakuzu started to sweat abit as he tried to lie. "Uumm…there was a…Woman's Underwear Dispenser in…uh…the bathroom."
Hidan raised a brow. "Really?"
"Yeah. There were also bikinis, collars, and animal ears." He said, adding onto the lie. "Right, Tobi?"
Tobi, almost completely better, "Hunh? What?"
"See, he said yes. Now lets go inside." Kakuzu said as he rushed into the bathroom so Hidan wouldn't pester him anymore…at least until another religion argument.
Itachi looked in the fridge to find something to eat with Zetsu and Deidara.
"Expired…expired…." Itachi said as he looked around at all the old food. Suddenly, a glob of mold flew from the food and landed on the floor. It shaped itself into a human shape, 3 inches tall.
"You bitch! How dare you disturb my slumber! Now I'm gon-" the mold man was cut off when Zetsu picked it up. "Put me down you freaky plant!"
Zetsu didn't say anything as he threw the mold man into the burning fireplace. The fire suddenly grew green and stayed that way for a few hours.
.:Meanwhile:.
Hidan, Tobi, and Kisame were watching the T.V., looking for something to watch. Soon, they settled for Ninja Idol.
"Hello, and welcome to the semi-finals Ninja Idol. I'm your host, Kakashi Hatake. And today judges are: Gaara,"
"I'll kill you if you suck…"
"Tsunade,"
The camera moved towards Tsunade, but showed only her large boobs.
"Hey, camera guy. My eyes are up here." She said, pointing to her eyes as the camera moved up.
"and last but not least, Sai."
The crowd 'booed' Sai as his face was shown. Sai ignored it and just waved.
"Well, first up is Sasuke!"
As Sasuke walked out on stage, many Sasuke fangirls squealed. He picked up the mic as music began to play.
"I'm an emo kid
Non-conformist as can be
You'd be non-conformist if you looked just like me
I have paint on my-"
"Stop! Stop! Stop!" Tsunade yelled. "That was horrible!"
"Agreed."
"I kill you now!" Gaara said as Sasuke was swept away by a Desert Avalanche.
"Okay…well our next performer is Kin! We brought her back to life just for this. After this, she's dead unless she advances. Kin, take it away."
Kin walked out and some holiday music began to play.
"City sidewalks, busy sidewalks
Dressed in holiday style
In the air there's a feeling like Christmas
Children laughing, people passing
Meeting smile after smile
And on every street corner you hear
Silver bells, silver bells
It's Christmas time in the city
Ring-a-ling, hear them ring
Soon it will be Christmas day
Strings of street lights
Even stop lights
Blink a bright red and green
As the shoppers rush home with their treasures
Hear the snow crunch
See the kids bunch
This is Santa's big scene
And above all the bustle you hear
Silver bells, silver bells
It's Christmas time in the city
Ring-a-ling, hear them ring
Soon it will be Christmas day."
When Kin finished, some of the audience members cried. Gaara was having one of his migraines from the song, being too joyful.
"That was beautiful." Tsunade said.
"Yes, but it lacked penis." Sai said.
"What d'ya expect? I'm a girl!" Kin said, slightly irritated. Sai just shut himself up.
Gaara was sent to the hospital, so now a new judge had to fill in for him. That new judge was…Gai-sensei!
"Let these next songs be youthful!"
"Whatever Gai. Now, our last performer is a duet of Leader and one of his sexy girls. Hehe." Kakashi, his masking hiding a grin.
Dance music started to play as only the girl walked out. She was wearing a sexy bikini and some men whistled as she walked out.
Girl: Turn me on turn me on
Just do it right
you can't go wrong
I'm the radio that plays your favourite song
You turn me on turn me on
You sure know how
so turn me on
Baby don't you wait until the night has gone
Just turn me on
Turn me on oh babe turn me on please
Ooh turn me on aaah aaah turn me on.
Leader then teleported from back stage in only boxers and a tank-top.
Leader: You are so cool - don't know what to do
Oh babe I can't come close to you
I want you to just feel good
Hey can't you see I'm in the mood
Want you touchin' mine
I'm just waiting for a sign
I wanna makes you feel so hot
I wanna find your tender spot
Gai started to have a nosebleed from hearing the songs, Tsunade was freaked out, and Sai was joining the men in taking pictures of the girl. Soon Leader and the girl started to dance together in a erotic way. This made Gai's nose turn into a waterfall of blood. Tsunade started to twtch violently. And Sai stop taking pictures and started to tape the two with his cell-phone.
Girl: Turn me on turn me on
Just do it right
you can't go wrong
I'm the radio that plays your favourite song
You turn me on turn me on
You sure know how
so turn me on
Baby don't you wait until the night has gone
Just turn me on
Turn me on oh babe turn me on please
Ooh turn me on
Turn me on oh babe turn me on please
Ooh turn me on aaah aaah turn me on
aaah aaah turn me on.
Afterwards, all the female audience members left, including Tsunade. All the men stayed as they clapped to hard, it was heard here in where our group of gender changed Akatsuki members are.
"That was better than youthful!"
Tsunade, not being here, meant she didn't like it.
"That performance had A LOT of penis!" Sai yelled, not knowing he made himself look like a total homo on national T.V.
Kakashi, putting his camera away, said, "Well, that's all for tonight. Text to who you want to vote off. Remember, one is going home, so only one text."
The show ended as Kisame changed the channel.
.:With the TV viewers:.
"That shit was messed up!" yelled Kisame.
"What is?" Itachi yelled from the kitchen.
"Leader just sang a very dirty song while having 'fun' with his singing partner." Tobi said.
Hidan fell asleep from Kin's song, so he missed it. "You look well." Zetsu said as Kakuzu walked from the bathroom.
"Yeah, there wasn't any underwear in my size, though. So, I'll just be free-balling until we go shopping." Kakuzu said in a proud way.
Everyone fell and were upside down with a sweat drop going down themselves, except for Hidan who was still sleeping. Kakuzu didn't mind as he walked off into one of the 12 bedrooms, turning in for the night. Everyone else were still in that position until next morning.
Itachi: Put some underwear on! Your ass-crack is showing.
Me and Leader: Oh, the wonders of nature. A deep valley between two hills.
Kisame: Oh no. He just got better and now he's at it again!