Itachi: Boy sure has been awhile. I don't see the point of going to school.
Me: Because I need a good edumacation for the future.
Itachi: And I see they're teaching you well.
Me: Yeppers! Anyways, I don't own Naruto, D&D, Jerry Springer, or the Discovery Health channel.
It was another day at the cabin. Deidara and Tobi were watching T.V. at 5:00 a.m. Everyone else was still sleeping. A show came on that caught their interest, the Orochimaru Springer Show.
.:On Set:.
The show is actually the Jerry Springer Show taken over by Orochimaru since he couldn't take over Leaf Village. Kimimaro, Ukon, and Jirobo were the body guards. Kidomaru was a camera guy. Tayuya was someone who always came to the show and in the audience, getting Oro Beads everytime she comes. She's gotten so many, they decided to stop censoring her when she lifts her top. This, of course, also made Leader sit in the audience and somehow got tickets right next to her.
"Alright, you pathetic worms," Orochimaru yells. "Today, we're going to torture the Ruler of the Hidden Mist Village with his greatest fear. YAOI!!!" The chair that the ruler sat in suddenly clamped down on his wrists, ankles, and neck. Jirobo taped the ruler's eyes open, making have to see every moment.
"NOOOOOOOO!!!"
Orochimaru made some handseals. "Impure World Resurrection!" And using Dosu and Zaku as sacrifices, Orochimaru brought back…Haku and Zabuza.
"Zabuza-san!"
"Haku!"
They both glomped each other at the same time. They then stared at each other in the eyes for a few minutes, cherry blossom petals falling in the background. Then, they started to make-out so passionately, all the women started yelling loudly, "OH MY GOD! SO CUUUUUTE!"
"GET ME OUT OF HERE!" the ruler yelled as Haku and Zabuza got more into it by disrobing. The women then had nosebleeds as they then made-out while rolling ontop one-another on the stage. Kimimaro fell asleep, seeing this happen between Orochimaru and Kabuto before.
.:Kimi's flashback:.
"What's my name bitch!?"
"Master Orochimaruuuuu!"
Kimiamro was there with a video camera, but he didn't want to be there. The only reason why he was there was because he was afraid of the evil monkey in his closet.
"Kimi, make sure you get all this. This may win me some money on Kages Gone Wild."
.: Back at OSS:.
Jirobo ate some chips he stole from Chouji…again. Ukon went back stage to a dungeon.
.:Dungeon:.
Ukon started to disrobe and put something else on as he neared.
"You ladies ready?" Ukon said from afar.
"Yes. We are."
"Well, my staff has been itching for some action."
"Then let's get started, Mr. Magic."
The sound of dice being rolled was heard.
"Alright+50 Magic Bonus!"
The dungeon they were in had a table with D&D (Dungeons and Dragons) with two other girls there. Ukon was in a mage outfit. One girl was a knight, and the other was an elf.
(A/N: Hah. Thought he was going to get some, didn't you. ;3)
.:OSS:.
Zabuza and Haku were now…erm…how to say this…'acting like dogs.' The ruler's eye exploded and Tayuya was topless with Oro Beads around her neck. Leader went to touch Tayuya, but was denied when Sakon started to chase him out of the show.
.:Back at the cabin:.
"Oh dear god. I never knew they were gay!" Deidara said, being the slowest to know of the popular couples.
"I think I know how to change us back!"
"Oh really? That's nice." Deidara looked back to the yaoi action on stage. "Wow, they must be the most 'into it' couple I have ever seen…."
.:At 12:00 p.m.:.
Everyone was downstairs except for Kakuzu.
"Dammit. He must be 'exploring himself' again, yeah."
Hidan then walked up to his room.
.:Kakuzu's Room:.
"Kakuzu, time to get out."
"But I'm learning about the female human body!"
"The breasts contain the most fat in the body. I don't know how much because I'm a paid narrator, and I also don't give a flying fuck about it. All I know is, there is so much, that it makes horny pervs like me want to touch them. Hehe."
"Kakuzu, the Discovery Health Channel is bad for you. Now get downstairs!"
.:Dinning Room:.
"Okay Tobi, what's your idea?" Sasori asked, getting ready to kill someone if it was bad since he was now having PMS.
"We can talk to Orochimaru to bring back that girl who did this to us."
"Of course. Why didn't I think of that, un?"
"Cause you're a complete bastard and we all hate you!"
Deidara then cried in a corner from Sasori's comment.
"But only one problem. Oro won't do anything for us unless we do one thing."
"What?"
"Bring him my idiot, emo brother."
Orochimaru: Kyaa! I'm going to have my Sasuke-kun!
Kisame: Ew...your a sick pedo.
Leader: Here, have some of my women.
Orochimaru: GAAHH!!! The boobs! The G-Strings! And their weird giggles! It burns my soul!
Me: Sorry to everyone who likes/loves this if this update took so long. It might also be another while until the next one is up because schools a real pain in the ass.
Itachi: Then don't go.
Me: If I don't go, I'll become a complete dumbass. Like your brother.
Sasuke: This knife hurts my wrist. I wonder why...
Me: See. But again, sorry for the delay, and I'll try to get the next one up ASAP.