Me: When we last left our her-er...villian...gender altered...you get the point. Anyway, they were at Leaf when Zetsu caught Sasuke.
Zetsu: I caught a Sasuke!
Itachi: This isn't Pokemon!
Me: Yeah, yeah. Anyway, time for the disclaimers! -party noises-
Kisame: He doesn't own-takes out a list- Naruto, any makeover shows, Katamari...
Hidan: X play, Pokemon The Third or Forth Movie, the Rachel Ray Show...
Bill Gates: any Naruto Shippuuden Episodes, QVC, the "uke" pun, or -holds up sign saying Bill Gates-
Sasori: SHUT UP BILL! -Kills Bill and turns him into a puppet- He also doesn't own that Movie.
"Someone shut him the hell up!" Sasori practically yelled into the air. Sasuke kept complain about how his life sucks.
"My mom left me, and my father allowed Itachi to kill him. Afterwards, the only Uchiha left was me and some guy named Dominic, who ran away like the wuss he is."
Everyone just ignored the two and kept flying towards Sound. Luckily, Deidara brought a wind/solar powered, 64" HD, portable T.V. They soon began clicking through shows until something weird happened.
"Hey, this remote is glowing, un."
"That isn't normal." Kisame said as he snatched it from Deidara.
"Maybe it's radioactive."
"Yes. It's a nuclear powered remote Tobi. How'd you know?"
"I dunno."
The remote grew brighter, and sucked Deidara, Kisame, and Tobi into the oversized T.V.
.:Makeover Show:.
They suddenly appeared at a beach. Tobi was on a blanket, Deidara was just standing there all confused, and Kisame was chasing a dolphin in the ocean.
"How'd this happen?"
"I don't know, but this place has shrooms."
"That's lipstick, yeah."
"So that explains the cherry flavor."
Suddenly, two girls in bikinis(Not Leader style bikinis.) came up to Deidara.
"Like, oh my god! You need a make over!"
"No! STAYAWAYFROMME!"
.:15 minutes later:.
"Ugh…what the?! You made me look like a lesbian."
The only response from the girls was one of them putting a police officer-like hat on his head.
.:Real World(Not the show):.
Sasori was looking away with a nosebleed while the others watched on.
"Hey, think we should let them out?" Itachi asked.
"No way, I have an idea." Kakuzu said as he snatched the non-glowing remote and change the channel.
.:1 hour later:.
Kakuzu has large bags of money behind him.
"You made them star in a porno!?"
"Hey, now we can buy that special Miracle Grow you always wanted."
"REALLY!?"
Kakuzu nodded as Zetsu began to jump around like a happy child who got all the candy inside a candy store and ate it all.
.:Place with a lot of mushrooms:.
"Oh my goodness! I just went to heaven!" Tobi yelled as he jumped into and began eating a field of mushrooms.
"Well, this place su-is that…?"
"A ball with people stuck to it? Yup."
Suddenly, the sky darkened and the King of Cosmos appeared.
In it's weird talking way, it said to Deidara, "Deidara, you would be a tasty yet disturbing star."
"You stay away from me croutchy."
"Hey, I thought we were on cable."
"Maybe it's X Play, Tobi." Kisame stated.
.:Channel Changes:.
Kisame and Deidara were standing in a large room made up of a lot of crystals.
"Where are we now?"
"Hey guys, LOOK!" Tobi yelled as he was being dragged on the ground quickly. He was holding onto to the tail on Entei.
"Oh no. We're in the third Pokemon movie."
"Is that the one with that little green midget?"
"No, that's the forth one."
"Oh."
.:Real World:.
"I think we should let them out." Hidan said.
"No way, you're not ruining my fun!" Kakuzu yelled, with merchandise of Deidara in his/her lesbian clothes. "I'm making a lot of money off of this!"
.:Channel Changes:.
Deidara suddenly got into reality, when he saw Kisame holding Tobi back.
"What's up with him, un?"
"MUST KILL RACHEL RAY!!!!"
"Help me Deidara. He keeps claiming that the host of this show cheated on him. I think he's naturally drunk again."
.:Channel Changes:.
"What the?"
Kisame, Tobi, and Kisame ended up in a cave. Inside was the Akatsuki Tailed Beat Statue thing and the jutsu being performed on Gaara.
"Holy shit. Paradox much."
"Yeah, seriously."
.:Channel Changes:.
"And this 14 karrot gold watch is only $99.99. Buy now within the next half hour while supplies last."
"Ah damn. QVC."
"And next, is this Universal Remote. This can not only change channels, but control time and space, tacos, and get you out of the T.V. if you were sucked in."
"Tell that lady to be quiet, I'm trying to think."
.:10 minutes later:.
"I don't have an idea. You?"
"Nope, un."
"Butterflies!"
"Ah screw it, let's steal something." Kisame steals the universal remote from that lady. "Hmm. EXIT. I wonder what this does." Kisame said innocently.
"Dunno, let's see, yeah."
Kisame pressed the EXIT button and all three were out of the T.V.
.:Real World:.
"You all okay?" Zetsu said, rubbing a special bag of Miracle Grow on himself.
"Yeah, wait. Did we land?"
"Yeah, we're at Sound now. Now to give Sasuke to Orochimaru and bring that bitch back to reverse this problem.
They all cheered except Sasuke. "Orochimaru? Is it a girl?"
Itachi just looked at him. "Yeah, she's a girl."
.:Oro's mansion:.
They walked in while carrying Sasuke, until reaching Oro's main room.
"What do you women want? If you're pole dancers, I don't need any for my show."
"Actually, we have a request, yeah."
"What is it?"
"We want you to bring someone back to life."
"What's in it for me?" Oro asked in his snake like hissing voice. Itachi lifted Sasuke up by the left arm portion of his chains. Oro was still, then gave a fangirl like screech. "OH MY GOODNESS! MY SASUKE-KUN!"
The group made a noise of disgust from hearing that.
"Okay, you got a deal."
Oro: So Sasuke-kun, you want to wear: The kitty bells and ears? Or a buttplug?
Me: Take it somewhere else!
Oro:-grabs Sasuke and leaves-
Me: Jesus. Freackin' pedo.
All: Amen to that.
Me: Anyway, to my fellow readers, I have great news! I'm done taking Final Exams in my school and today was my last day at that dump. So...that means this story will get done faster! Oh, and stay tuned for the sequel I'll be doing later.
Itachi: Don't say anything else! I hate people who give out spoilers. Which is why I block those movie previews.
Tobi: That explains why I haven't seen a single Evan Almighty movie commercial.
Sasori: The author also doesn't own that newly released movie.
Me: You can shut up now Sasori. Buy anyway, until the next chapter, and Sasori don't say anything.
Sasori: Humph...
Me: Good night, and good fight!