Me: Okay ladies...

Whole group: -growls at me-

Me: I mean, men. Oh, and audience reading this. It is time for a finale-

Whole group: YAY!

Me: Of my Akatsuki story of randomness.

Whole group: No more perverts! No more boobs! No more of Kakuzu's skanky looks!

Kakuzu: HEY!

Me: But wait. Don't fret readers. In a month or so, when I get my brain sugar high again, a sequel will come out.

Itachi: Oh shit.

Me: Don't worry, you are only minor people in it. You'll find out who are subject to it when you get to the end. -evil laugh-

"Now, prepare you're selves!" Orochimaru started to say dramatically. "Because I will summon…" He grabs a flashlight out of nowhere and turned it on below his chin, "the DEAD! Muahahaha!" Everyone yawned or seemed unamused by it. Everyone, except for Tobi.

"AHHH! He's going to summon the zombies from House on Haunted Hill!"

"You idiot! That's Dawn of the Dead, un!"

"No it isn't, you blonde-haired cross dressing partner! It's Island of Dr. Maroe!"

"That involves animals ingrate!"

"You're one to talk Sharky!"

Soon, Kisame, Sasori, and Deidara were fighting over what movie they heard that quote from.

"Whatever with those guys." Oro said, killing an unfortunate guard who walked by. A coffin rose and he shoved the stiff in it. "Impure World Resurrection!" The coffin began to spin so fast, it looked like a cylinder instead of it's square, polygonal, sharp edges…kind of shape. It stopped and the coffin suddenly had a sombrero, a chalupa, and had a pancho drapped over it. It opened, revealing a small dog who said, "Yo quedo Tacobell." "Whoops. Accidentally reanimated the Tacobell Dog." Everyone in the group fell upside down with a sweat mark.

.:1 hour, and 30 tries later:.

"Finally, you got her!" Zetsu yelled while still eating his Miracle Gro. "Mmm…earthy flavoring."

The coffin opened, revealing two people. One being the girl ninja who caused them this whole ordeal. The other was the fatass himself, Jirobo.

"Jirobo! What the fuck are you doing here!" Oro yelled, pointing at finger at him.

"I dunno. I was up in heaven with virgins who had a fetish for fat guys. Then all of a sudden, here I am."

"Whatever," Itachi said, looking at the girl, "Okay bitch, time to change us back."

"No, I don't wanna! And you can't make me." She finished that sentence by sticking her tongue out at them.

"We'll cook you some Hotpockets."

"…did you say, 'Hotpockets?"

"Yes, I did, un."

"HOTPOCKETS! GIMME GIMME GIMME!"

"Hold on, they take 15 minutes to cook."

"Deidara, how'd you know?" Kisame asked.

"Because, noone can resist a Hotpocket. Or this." He said while holding up some Cherry Pepto. "Afterwards, she'll get dysentery, and only my special Pepto I bought from Foodtown can cure it.

.:25 minutes later:. "Please! Gimme the Pepto!"

"Not 'till you change us back, yeah." He said, holding the Pepto bottle high enough that she couldn't reach.

.:15 minutes later, and three shit stains later, as well as Sasuke yelling from Oro's room:.

"Okay, I give up. I'll change you back. Now please hurry before my pants become so full, they'll fill a swimming pool!"

.:Afterwards:.

"Release!"

The mist that changed them escaped their body and went throughout different parts of the room, as if singling something out.

"Bye! Time for me to die again. Satan here I come!" she giggled, took out a gun, and shot it at her head. "OW! MY HEAD!" she yelled. The bullet completely missed her brain and just went through her head. She took three more shots, the third one finally hitting her brain.

"Wow," Itachi said, his man voice and body back. "She's more emo and idiotic than my brother." The other guys were also back to their old, male selves.

"Now let's go home without Leader worrying of groping us." Zetsu said, putting some salt and pepper into the bag of dirt.

.:Wherever Leader is:.

"Ladies please! My army is just about ready!"

"Sorry Leader," a girl said, holding bags of stripper clothes and stripper stuff, "Though your fun whether your in bed or not, your 10 weeks with us is up."

"But I can pay you more."

"Not without these." She said, holding up all his credit cards, debt cards, checkbook, social security numbers, and other vital, money filled things.

"You thieving skank!" Leader yelled while trying to catch her. But the activated her super stripper speed and ran off. "Dammit all! Now people are going to contiue with…with…"His face got ominous, "Akatsuki Yaoi."

.:2 days later at Oro mansion:.

"Sasuke-kun.!" Oro voice called out. Though it wasn't his normal voice. It was female voice.

DUN! DUN! DUN!

Oro: No...no...NOOOOOO!

Me: YES! -evil laughter-

Oro: But what about-

Me: Oh, you'll find out. It'll be abit hard for me since I'm a big fan of the Sound Village people, but it's not called a FanFiction for nothing.

Oro: Damn you!

Me: And now, my sequel begins! So please wait for awhile while I formulate ideas. -evil grin-