Disclaimer: I DO NOT own any of these characters or Ed, Edd, n, Eddy itself.
It was a hot summer day. And on this hot day, when everyone was inside playing video games or watching TV with air conditioning, the power went out.
"Damn, we have nothing to do," Kevin said.
Then out of the sky, fell a hockey puck on Jimmy's head.
"Owie," Jimmy screamed.
"Jimmy, are you OK?" Sarah asked.
"I'm fine Sarah," Jimmy said. Then, ten hockey sticks fell on him. "Owie," he said. Again.
"Check this out," Eddy said.
"What would these be doing here?" Double D asked.
"Maybe it's a sign," Ed said.
"Get real monobrow," Eddy said. Then, he had a good idea.
"Let's play hockey," Eddy said.
"Are you retarded? It's like a million degrees out here dork," Kevin said.
"What? Are you scared I'll beat you?" Eddy asked.
"Am not," Kevin said. "Fine, I'll be captain, and dorky here will be another captain. I choose first. Rolf, you're on my team," Kevin commanded.
"Rolf accepts," Rolf said.
"I choose Ed," Eddy said.
"Oh boy, oh boy. I get to be on Eddy's soccer team," Ed said.
"Nazz, come on my team," Kevin ordered.
"Double D, get over here," Eddy commanded.
"Uh, Eddy, I think I may want to sit this one out," Double D said.
"Why?" Eddy asked.
"You see, I have a very bad history with hockey. When I was a young child, my mother and father signed me up for hockey. Someone hit the puck to hard, and it hit my face, causing the gap between my two teeth," Double D explained.
"Ah, that's nothing. Choose a stick and line up with Ed sockhead," Eddy said.
"Right then. Johnny, you're on my team," Kevin commanded.
"Can Plank come too?" Johnny asked.
"Fine, whatever," Kevin said.
"All right, Sarah, come over here," Eddy ordered.
"Eddy you blockhead," Sarah said, raking a hockey stick and hitting Eddy's head with it.
"OK, Fluffy, I guess this means you're with me," Kevin said.
"Who is this Fluffy you speak off? All I see is Jimmy-boy," Rolf said.
"OK, we have our teams, so let's play," Kevin ordered.