Heh, I'm glad to see you reviewers actually get the whole thing about woman. I'm not a bitch like everyone expected, but I'm still a bitch. You don't get it? It's a chick thing, for we all know that we act bitchy no matter what. Guys are just dumbasses no matter what, and I should know!
Don't ask, but we got youtube in the afterlife. Yes, that thing's everywhere. I just saw the KH2 musical in Germany on this site, and the Organization XIII dance to this song while Roxas and Riku battled looked so damn cool and sexy, but I don't think there was anyone cosplaying me in the musical. So this brings up the question...Am I that uncool? Shit, probably am, but I shouldn't really give a damn now that I'm dead, right?
Disclaimer: Kingdom Hearts I, II, Chain of Memories and all of it's characters within it are copyrighted to Square Enix and/or Disney which is not owned by me, so therefore the characters used in this fic or mentioned in here are not owned by me either. (I guess I should say I don't own youtube either, but I'm not really using it in the fic.)
Larxene's Report, Part III
"His and His Circumstances"
Woah, that's all I've got to say. I just knew today was going to be either bad, weird, or different because I started my time of month a bit earlier than usual. Just because I'm a Nobody doesn't mean I don't go through things all girls go through. At first, I thought it was going to be another shitty day, especially since I did actually had to go out shopping. The thing about living with eleven guys, no matter how tomboyish you are, you still need a few things only woman can use.
Well, after about taking all my time locked in my room trying to sleep off my cramps, I was finally disturbed by some loud racket. Guys should know that stirring a woman on her period is the worse thing that you could do to yourself. Deciding to ignore through the sounds of things breaking and raised voices, I just flopped back in bed and tried to fall back asleep. Yeah, it's very hard to ignore the noises of eleven men at large. Another sound came through the walls that resembled the sound of something crashing and cracking. I took one look over at my clock radio on my tableside. 5:42 P.M. I spelt through almost all of the day, but I still didn't want to wake up fully. Unfortunatly, I was wide awake and now grumbling some curses about my fellow Organization members.
I tossed the heap of sheets across the room, and knocked something off of my dresser. I didn't care at this point if I had broke something, these guys were about to feel my wrath again. I stomped over to my door and slammed the thing open, making a long crack line start to form up the wall where the door had hit. Trigger Happy and Water Boy were out in the hall starin' at me with confused and surprized looks. I guess I scared them or something, but they shouldn't be lingerin' around my room anyways! Xigbar started to run his mouth, mixing curse words with his slightly angered and annoyed voice. (Which was mostly an act, for he can't even get mad.) Apparently, the door had almost hit him, but I didn't give a damn at this point. Then there was a sound of something shattering and the two jumped around to turn their attention to a nearby door just a bit down the hall.
Marly's room. Great.
The door was wide opened from what I could see, and Medusa freak was standing near the entrance of it, looking as if he was trying to think hard about making a decision. As I started down the hall, I heard Vexen's ranting mad voice echoing against the white walls. Goddamn, I hated that guy whenever I saw him. Not only does he complain non-stop about everyone, but damnit, I think he'd look way better in a dress than me. I swear...crossdresser on the side. Now I knew why Xaldin was just standing there, he was trying to decide weither to enter the room of chaos and break up whatever was going on. Yeah, that's one tough choice, for trying to break off a fight between Marluxia and Vexen is about ten times harder than teaching Xiggy how to read right.
I leaned myself against the wall next to the door entrance and waited for Number Three to take notice of me there. When he glanced my way, I gave a slight scowl and crossed my arms, showing I was having a pissy moment. Somehow, we ended up in a conversation that went like this.
"So, you gonna take the risk of getting bones broken, or am I gonna have ta kick some asses?" Unfortunately, Xaldin doesn't get as nervous about me throwing fits as he does about Vexen's and Saïx's. Still, I did get a twitch out of the Lancer when I shot a bolting glare.
"I sent Luxord to get Zexion to calm down the situation. Usually, he's the only one who can break up fights between these two."
"That's because he acts so damn calm all of the time. Ya sure Emo-boy will even come down in time before one of them kills the other?" My so called superior to me almost got hit upside the head with a weird potted plant, but he dodged it in time. Damn, that would've be funny as hell, and I really did need a pick-me-up at that moment. He decided to move out of the doorway, near where I was, and started to rub his temples.
"From what I've heard, Xemnas has him on a scouting mission with Number Seven, so I highly doubt he'll be back in time before something worse happens." I rolled my eyes towards the comment, for now the current situation was going to get even worse. The only reason I cared, for even if you blast all of the CD players in this place to high, you could still hear blondie's rants. At this rate, I'll never get my peace! Figuring, I've been on enough missions with the Graceful Assassin as it was, I though that I could somehow come up with something if I get pissed off enough. I pushed myself from the wall and entered the room while letting out a very loud and annoyed sigh.
"You guys are a bunch of pussies!" I blurted out towards the men in the hall who were surprised that I entered the chamber of chaos. Chaos it was, for there was smashed flower pots, dirt, and frozen vines everywhere. Shit, they were already using their powers on each other? Soon, I took in notice the sight before me near the center of the room. Marly had his hand held fowards guiding vines towards the skinny and wane Nobody, who's left arm was covered in half frozen vines that were trying to crush him. They didn't seem to notice me, but they stood there at a stand still, glaring daggers at each other.
"Shit, you better hope Xemnas's favorite doesn't see this mess. You know how he likes to keep everything tidy for his lovely Xemmy." With that comment I made, the two turned their attention on me and glared as if they were silently saying, 'Get the fuck out, now!' All I did was stand there and just gave an annoyed and pissed look. Vexen then started to freeze more of the vines on him until they shattered and was starting to summon one of his shields, his attention back at Flower Boy.
"For the last time! Keep you damn plants away from my experiments! Do you know what kind of damage they coul..."
"Sure Vexen, I pretty sure one of my plants likes to throw your formulas and test tubes about!" Marluxia had then summoned more vines that started to surround him.
"Last time they did, because you were controlling them!" His shield was now fully formed and held in his right hand. I then started grinding my teeth at the two for just ignoring me. Hell, why the fuck do they pick on each other all of the time? Vexen gets on Marly's case, Marly summons his plants and makes them do crazy shit to Vexen's crap. For Nobodies, they sure as hell seemed like they had a lot of hate for each other.
"Damnit! You guys remind me of fuck buddies that quarrel twenty four seven! You freakin' lovers need to work out whatever goddamn issues you have with each other." I knew with that comment, they'd turn on me and get all pissed, and I was ready to kick their asses, but something different happened.
Both of the males seemed to stare out into space with shocked looks and faces, and were as pale as ghosts. (Which was not a pretty sight for Vexen, for he was already freakin' pale as it is.) Suddenly, I forgot completely about my craptastic day and got a large smirk.
Oh...hell...YEAH! HA! Thank you Kingdom Hearts! Even getting a heart or whatever right then wasn't nothing compared to how that moment felt that I for once figured out some dark secert between the botanist and the scientist. Anyways, back to the situation, which was getting better by the minute!
"HOLY SHIT! Marly and Vexen?! Damn, never would've guessed that!" I heard the wanna-be surffer gramps behind me as he laughed his ass off. Apparently, Xaldin, Xigbar, and Demyx had now become brave enough to see that part of the conversation, and were standing just outside the doorway. Then, both males in the room turned bright red. Tranny dropped his weapon which faded when it hit the floor and just rushed out of the room, shoving the snorting Xigbar out of his way and Marluxia covered his face with his hands. Apparently, hiding yourself behind your hands, doesn't work, so he summoned up a dark portal after a while and teleported away from us four Organization members.
Well, now the castle is up and about with this new information, for when Xigbar gets some good gossip, he'll spread it like Axel's fire. Speaking of Axel, he's currently being treated for cuts and bruises from Marluxia's vines. (This time, he used rose vines.) Yeah, Hothead doesn't like Pretty Boy much, so he decided to pick on him with the whole him and Vexen thing. Number Eight's an idiot.
Anyways, I'm starting to feel totally great now after all that crap. (Which is weird, 'cause I can't feel.) Though, Xemmy decided to make me the offical person to break off the Chilly Academic's and the Graceful Assassin's fights from now on. Hopefully, their fights will be as interesting as this last one! I should wrap this up now, for I gotta find that tape recorder and plant it in either Vexen's or Marly's room. Ahh, it's good to be a Nobody sometimes.
Awesome right? It's about time my reports show some awesome stuff right? I'm glad I still have these, but then I glanced at my fourth entry...goddamn...is this when we officially became Organization XIII? Yeah, let's just say, Saïx doesn't like his Superior's new obession towards his new so called, Golden Boy. (/cough/Jealous/cough/) Hmm, did Xemnas get a new favorite?