Yeah, people hate me, and I know why. You know how a group of kick-ass characters in games are mainly guys? Well, people usually put a lot of those kinds of men in video games, but the problem is, they need a bit of female to balance everything out. Well, everyone either thinks of that chick as a whore or the cute little innocent girl next door. Bleh! Just to let you all know, I was never all lovey dovey with anyone and always needed help or whored myself out to anyone. Main reason is, I tend not to bang men that look or act more girly than me. You know a lot of guys that were in the Organization were like that.

Anyways, I guess I'm saying, it's not ya'alls fault if you just automatically hate me, 'cause you just suspect me to be...screw it. It is your fault.

Disclaimer: Kingdom Hearts I, II, Chain of Memories and all of it's characters within it are copyrighted to Square Enix and/or Disney which is not owned by me, so therefore the characters used in this fic or mentioned in here are not owned by me either.

Larxene's Report, Part IV

"Time to Find Another Dumb Blonde"

I swear! Superior has a thing for blondes! How many do we have in this Organization? Well, there's me of course, Vexen, Demyx, and Luxord. I didn't even think about this until we got "Golden Boy" today. Yes, another blonde, and now Mr. Anti-Social isn't the youngest anymore. (Or at least, doesn't have the youngest lookin' body.) I've also noticed that Superior likes to find the youngest members he can get his hands on. Notice how the Organization looks younger and younger with each new member? Or something close to that? Superior, Pedo much?

Surprisingly, the welcoming ceremony this kid got was a bit different than what we got. What was different was that he got the longest speech and such about him from Xemnas. Superior even gave us rules about being around him and that he was excused from most of the things we did around the castle. Vexen will freeze hell over before I let a brat get away with things around here. Shit, that annoying Water Sprite and Pyro get away with a ton of crap as it is!

Other than that, there was the usual. Feast, almost everyone getting shit-faced, and ruckus of the sort. Xemnas seemed to be chatting on and on towards our new fellow member, paying extra attention to him on this night. The brat just sat their with no expression at all. I swear, you spend one day with this boy, and you'll be sick of his whole no emotions crap. Hell, he makes a better Nobody than all of us combined! Hey! At least pretend you have emotions like the rest of us do! If not that, then respond to crap once in a while!

Damnit, it was really hard for me to have a good time with everyone being so rowdy, and Golden Boy starting to get on my nerves. Plus, there was an annoying growling sound coming from behind me. This was odd, so I turned around to see Wolfie boy glaring daggers across the room towards Xemnas chatting away with Roxas; that's the new kid's name. Yeah, you don't want this guy glarin' at ya, for his yellow eyes will pierce right through ya. Shit, it sends shivers up my spine just thinking about it.

Anyways, Saïx didn't even budge at all for almost an hour, but he only turned to leave when he made sure Superior glanced up slightly at him. Yeah, I saw our so called leader flinch at the daggers bein' sent at him when he looked at his jealous lover. That's when the night seemed more entertaining to me when Saïx stormed out and smashed the drunk Xigbar's and Luxord's heads together when they got in his way. After a while, Xemmy went after his now furious fuck buddy. What made me laugh though, was that Golden Boy actually got an expression of confusion on his face. Ha! I knew he actually wasn't completely robotic like.

I was really considering following the two and spying on them, 'cause ya know, they might make up in a bit and eh hem. Then, things started to get interesting in our dinning hall. Who else, but our practical jokers to take a seat on each side of the new meat. Roxas was about to get up and leave, but Axel placed a hand on his shoulder along with Demyx on the other and forced him to sit back down. Whatever they were planning, it was going to be either annoying or funny as hell. Still, I kind of didn't want the possible yaoi moment to pass me by. Have you seen the videos I got of Superior and his dog? Guess which is the sadist? Give up? Heh, it doesn't matter.

Then, I heard the two started to ask Roxas questions, first slowly, but then they came with questions from left and right. Some questions the sputtered out fast were some suggestive ones which made Roxas give a disturbed or weird look. I decided to stay and watch how these two nuisances flustered our new member, for hell, I didn't like this kid already and these two rarely did anything I approved of. They finally stopped after Axel asked the last question.

"So, did ever have a girlfriend?"

Our new Number Thirteen was so confused and flustered that he just blurted out "No!" without listening to the last question. Those two got sly smirks upon their faces as Roxas flushed from starting to become mad, but blushed a bit brighter when he realized what the question was.

"Bet he's a virgin too." I commented in a dull tone across the table, and the three glanced towards me, forgetting that I was sitting there until now. Eight and Nine started to widen their sly smiles as they started to tease the poor Golden Boy. While they taunted him, Roxas started to shrink as he slumped down his seat. You might act all tough at first, but really, you're still a kid.

Those of us at the table turned our attention away from Thirteen as we heard shattering noise. Again, Vexen was in another quarel with someb...I mean nobody. I'm not surprised it was with the shit-faced Xigbar. That guy's an idiot already, but an even bigger one when he's not sober. I couldn't catch much of the arguement, for I just didn't care anymore. Guess, I'm use to Vexen's little fits with other people. Anyways, I guess it had something to do with groping someone's ass...you can figure it out. It didn't get that bad, until Marluxia started making comments from the side which upsetted The Chilly Academic even more, and turned his fury towards the Pink One. Everyone was starting to take bets on who would kill who out of this argument, which started to cause more of a ruckus. It wasn't until things started breaking that the sixth in command came over to me. This was surprising, for if you were able to turn Zexion's attention away from his book, then you should get an award. It's hard as hell to distract that guy.

"Number Eleven, we can't really afford anything major to be broken anymore. Bring this to a hault if you please." That's probably the most words Emo-boy has ever said to me in a sentence before, though he tone was the same as always.

"Geeze Emo-boy, you sure like to others to do crap for you." I commented as I started to sit up strait in my chair. I was the only one sitting there now, for everyone was circling around Vexen and Marluxia. Zexion didn't reply, but just gave a dull glare and crossed his arms. I swear, this guy could overthrow Superior if he wanted to, for he knows just how to use people to do his bidding and get into their minds. As much as I don't like taking orders, I decided to help out anyways, for I was starting to get bored anyways. Might as well do one of my jobs. I still sat where I was as I turned my gaze over towards the two bickering once again.

"Anyways, Vexen! I didn't know you were a scientist and a masochist at the same time!" I raised my voice only loud enough, so everyone in the room could hear me over the noise. I couldn't help by smirk at Vexen getting a strange expression on his face as his attention turned towards me.

"Oh come on! Don't act like you don't know Marly's a total sadist." I lowered my head slightly so I could glare right back up at him with a wicked look. I love doing this, for it even makes the Superior flinch.

"Th...That's none of your concern!" Heh, I made the blonde scientist flustered and blushed from embarassment.

"Ah, so it is true then!" After that, all Vexen could do was stutter. Yeah Number Four, I had the last laugh again. With that, he decided to open up a dark portal and started to back away into it, while all eyes were on him.

"Screw you!" Vexen at least tries to have the last word all of the time, but it didn't hit me that hard. Our Number Four rarely speaks in what he calls "vulgar" speech, so now I have something to rag on him about later as well. He then vanished into the pool of darkness behind him and everyone's eyes went on me. Xigbar cheered for me and Axel was starting to comment about something, but I turned my attention towards Marluxia who seemed to not be bothered much by what just happened. Actually, he even took a seat right next to me after things settled down a bit.

"So..." Wow Marly, that's a good converstation opener.

"So." I repeated towards Pinky. He started to drum his fingures on the table next to me, not that he was nervous, but I'm guessing he was trying to figure out some right words to say.

"How much do you now?" He just came out suddenly and bluntly. I decided to tell him a bit of what I know of those two, for ya know, pretty boy isn't all the bad when you get to know him. Some might think I'm dumb for telling Marluxia how I gain my "information" on each member. Hells, he's offering me plenty of munny for the info. Something tells me that pink haired freak is up to something, this should be amusing.

Anyways, I gotta get going now, 'cause the night's still young and I havn't snooped around to see if anyone's "up to something" tonight...I especially need to perpare to get my videos and pics of Marly and Vexen. What happened to my other stuff I have on them? Let's just say, Marluxia likes to blackmail Vexen into following his orders around others or in private. Man, I love this Organization sometimes.

Yeah, not much for leaving comments near the end this time. What's to happen next? Let me check...oh crap...it's nothing! Don't worry about it!