A/N: I can't believe no one reviewed, I'm hurt. Just read the chapter, I'm going to my room and locking the door.

3 days later:

"SORA, GET YOU'R LAZY BUT UP, IT'S ALMOST TIME TO GO."

"Wha?" Sora mumbled just waking up. Saturday was usually the time Sora slept until 1:00 in the afternoon. But today, when he rolled over to looked out his window, he shot up in the realization that unlike the bright sun he was used to seeing every Saturday, out sided it was darker than a black hole. In a state of shock, Sora's attention turned towards his alarm clock.

"WHY THE HECK DID YOU WAKE ME UP AT 5 O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING?" Sora yelled running down the stairs while putting on his KH2 jacket.

"Why do you think?" Kairi asked, zipping up her pink KH2 outfit.

"Uh--I duno?" Sora said looking puzzled.

"I'll give you a hint 'Ok, tomorrow we have to get up early, so we can make our flight to the IWPT" Kairi said trying to sound like Mat.

"Can I have another hint?" Sora asked dumbly. Kairi fell over in anima style.

"Shut up you guys, its to early to be arguing," Alston said sitting with his head down at the counter.

"It's to early even to be up," Sora said leaning ageneses the wall.

"Speaking of being up, where's Riku?" Alston asked.

"He called about ten minutes ago…." Kairi said.

"And…."

"…. All he said was that he'll be here in a minute," Kairi said.

"That's it?" Alston asked.

"Y-yea," Kairi mumbled.

"Kairi, what's—"

"IWPT HERE WE COME," Abby yelled slamming the door open. Unfortunately for Sora, where he was leaning was right next to the door that Abby just sent flying open.

BAM

THUD

"SORA," Kairi yelled rushing to her unconscious friend's aid "ALSTON, GET SOME WATER."

Alston ran over to the sink, filled up a glass with water, and ran over to where the commotion was.

"HERE," Alston said handing Kairi the glass.

"Thanks," Kairi said taking the glass and drinking it.

"You're as hopeless as Sora," Alston said "MOVE."

Kairi backed away, and Alston walked up to Sora and kicked him hard in the chest. Sora shot up from his unconscious state.

"WHAT THE HECK DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!" Kairi and Abby both yelled at the same time.

Sora looked at everyone, then his blank gaze rested upon Abby "YOU BROKDED MY NOSE."

"Ops, sorry," Abby said.

(A/N: If you have a weak stomach or you just don't like reading about disgusting things then you might want to skip to the next paragraph) "Come here," Alston motioned to Sora. Sora leaned forward and Alston kneeled down. Alston put one thumb on the bone in Soras nose that was out of place and the other thumb on the bottom of his nose. "Girls, you might want to look away and cover your ears." Abby and Kairi nodded and did just that. "Ok, Sora, you might feel just a little pain," and in one quick movement, Alston pushed as hard as his thumbs could on Soras nose.

CRACK

"AWWWWW," Sora shouted.

"There you go," Alston said with a smile.

"Man if that's what you call a LITTLE pain then I don't want to know what you call a lot," Sora said rubbing his nose.

"HAY, ARE YALL DONE?" Kairi asked, her and Abby were still in the brace position.

"NO, NOT YET," Alston said with an evil smile on his face. He motioned for Sora to follow him, they walked towards the bags they had packed yesterday. Alston searched through the bags until he found what he was looking for, his and Soras paintball guns and air. The same smile that Alston had was slowly appearing on Soras face, as quickly and quietly as possible they hooked up their guns.

"OK, SORAS NOSE IS BACK IN PLACE BUT ITS BLEADING SO YOU CAN OPEN YOUR EARS BUT DON'T LOOK," Alston said trying so hard to suppress a huge laugh.

Alston stood behind Abby and Sora stood behind Kairi, they both put their gun barrels right next to the girl's ears and took off their safety.

"Hay all, what's up," Riku said walking through the door that had put Sora in an unconscious state.

"Hay, Ri-" both the girls said, but before they had time to finish their sentience, they had turned around and were starring down the gun barrel, that was right beside their faces, at the two boys who had smiles on their faces.

"You have five seconds," Alston said.

"Alston, you wouldn't really-," Abby said shocked but was cut off by Alston.

"Four," Alston said. Abby grabbed Kairi and they both sprinted up the stairs.

"Three- two- one," Sora said really fast. He and Alston sprinted up after them firing blank shots at the fleeing girls.

"Did I miss something?" Riku asked stupidly.

"Just a little bit," Mat said walking in from the garage.

"You've been in here?" Riku asked.

"No."

"I don't want to know," Riku said.

"You got your stuff packed yet?" Mat asked.

"Yep, I'm ready to go."

2 hour later:

"Is everyone ready to go?" Mat asked.

"Almost," Kairi said securing the last bit of luggage in the trunk.

"SHOTGUN," Sora yelled sprinting from the front door towards the front of the car.

"NOT IF I GET THERE FIRST," Alston shouted chasing after him.

Sora reached the door first with Alston right behind him. Since Sora's stopping abilities were great, because of his sprinting and stopping experience, he stopped right in front of the door. But Alston usually brake-shoots to his bunker, so his stopping abilities weren't as sharp.

WAM

Alston smashed into Sora whom both went slamming hard into the door, and to add insult to injury, as they lie on the ground, watching the stars circle their heads, Abby stepped over them and sat in the front seat.

"So tell me again, what are we doing?" Riku asked mat shaken his head at his two friends sprawled out on the ground.

"Well first we're stopping for gas and breakfast, after that it'll take about 45 minutes to get to the airport," Mat said "So it'll probably be about 8 o'clock when we get to the airport."

"Well first lets get these two up."

1 hour and 18 minutes later:

Abby stepping out of the car and stretching, "that was enjoyable."

"Speak for yourself, you didn't have to sit next to Sora for an hour after he ate a been burrito," Riku said trying to get the stench out of his nose.

"Man I know, that junk stank," Alston gasped.

"He-he-he," Sora laughed getting out of the car.

"I got board, so I got my gun out and started to clean it," Kairi said jumping out of the car.

"We all know, shot you fired nearly gave us all heart attacks," Mat said.

"O yea, sorry," Kairi said smiling and rubbing the back of her head.

"Well, our plain leaves in about forty minutes, so I'd better go get our tickets," Mat said walking through the sliding glass door. Sora could feel the genital breeze of the airport's air conditioning brush past his face.

"Lets get one of those carrier things," Abby said interrupting Sora's blissful feeling.

"Abby, that's called a luggage cart," Alston laughed opening the trunk and pulling out a bag.

"O," Abby said looking dumb, "I knew that."

"Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight," Riku said smiling. He went over to get a cart from the rack.

"Just out of curiosity," Alston said to pulling out another bag that had Kairi's name written in bold print on the tag, "why do girls pack so much stuff."

"If you ever figure that out I'll give you twenty bucks," Sora said getting his stuff out of the trunk.

"Figure what out?" Riku asked returning to the car with the cart.

"Why girls always have to pack so much," Sora said taking his ipod out of the car and put it in his pocket.

"Oo, I want to get in on that," Riku said, "how much. Twenty bucks?"

"Yea."

"The only reason we pack so much is because we have to take all of our makeup and clothes," Kairi said. Alston held out his hand and without a word, Sora and Riku put their money in it.

"You guys have a problem with that?!" Kairi said putting her hands on her hips.

Alston paused. "Wow look at all this luggage, we'd better finish unloading," Alston said trying to change the subject.

"I didn't think so" Kairi said smiling as she walking over to the back of the car and unloading her things with Abby right behind her. After they unloaded their bags, Mat walked back to the car with everyone's tickets in his hand.

"Wow, perfect timing," Mat said.

"I guess that line had to be pretty long," Riku said.

"Don't get me started," Mat said rolling his eyes.

"Ok I won't," Riku said.

"What?" Mat asked.

"You told me not to get you started and I told you I wouldn't."

Mat paused, "Whatever."

"So when dose our plain leave?" Abby asked.

Mat looked at his watch. "It's about 8:20 now, so we need to board the plain in about 25 minutes."

"Kay," Sora said nodding.

"Well then," Kairi said, "lets go get our bags checked."

Kairi started towards the door with Mat and Riku behind her. Alston and Sora flipped a coin to se who had to push the cart, Sora won. Alston started pushing the cart through the sliding glass with Sora and Abby on both sides. As they approached the sliding glass doors a little red light flashed above them and the glass doors swiftly but smoothly slid to each side. As Sora guessed (and you should to unless you're mental), when he walked through the doors he felt the genital "swish" of the cool air from the air conditioner over his face.

When they were inside Sora looked around and saw hundreds of people crowding around about 50 ticket registers. Sora, Abby, and Alston looked around for the others and saw Kairi waving at them from almost the very end of a very long line.

"Finally," Kairi said, "where were you guys?"

"Flipping a coin," Abby answered slipping under the rope separating the two groups.

"Wait, what do we do with all the luggage?" Alston asked.

"Take them over to the guys at the conveyer belt," Riku said motioning towards 3 middle-aged men throwing bags on a conveyer belt that went through the wall. Alston rolled the cart over to the men, cursing under his breath. When he got there he unloaded the cart, parked it in another cart holding cages, and walked back to the group.

After 10 minutes of waiting in line, it took another 5 minutes to find the gate where their plain was docked.

"If my math is as good as I hope it is, then we have about 10 minutes until we board," Mat said checking at his watch for about the 20th time since they got out of the line.

"Well, I'm going to sleep," Sora said laying down on the floor, "Wake me when its time to go,"

"HAY GUYS."

A/N: I'm cool, I'M calm, I'm OK. I just want to leave you with 2 words: GO COLTS