XKhaalidaX: Hey guys, guess who's back?

YaoiRocks: AHHH! It's a monster!

XKhaalidaX: -.-; well, anyways. Sorry about not updating, but there have been loads of distractions around me as of late… I need help.

YaoiRocks: Too bloody right!

XKhaalidaX: -hits Ya-chan over the head with a pan-

YaoiRocks: - owie…

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Doubutsuka

Pairings: hmm now who could be paired with Naruto…Hmm, I know…ITACHI-SAMA! (of course…) so yeah…Itanaru…maybe onesided Sasunaru (I don't think that Sasuke deserves Naruto XD)

Genre: A little romance/ humour fic XP

Rated M: warning- Yaoi, Lemons, Mpreg.

Summery: On a mission, the Konoha twelve inhale a strange blue gas… And when they wake up, they find that they're half animals?? How will they cope with this…and it doesn't help that the Akatsuki are active… P.S. ITANARU4EVER!

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto… If I did, Itachi-sama would be mine, Sakura would be dead and there would always be hot Yaoi scenes all the time –drools-

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Doubutsuka chapter three:

Naruto gave a triumphant yip when he had finally managed to break the chain. He wrapped the chain that was still attached to his collar around his neck, tucking it out of the way. He then approached the door and sniffed at the lock. He smiled when he found that it was unlocked. Stupid Akatsuki. He slowly opened the door and sniffed cautiously. No-one. He slipped out of the room and into the corridor, keeping his senses on high alert. He crept down the corridor, keeping to the shadows. He stopped and sniffed at the air, frowning. There were various scents in the caves and after a little while, the blonde was able to find Itachi's.

With a small smiled, he ran along, following the scent.

Erm, I think it would be best if we just got out of here…

Quiet, I know what I'm doing!

The fox remained quiet, but the blonde could feel her nervousness. He shrugged it off and followed the scent down the twisting corridors, thankfully not coming across anybody. He stopped when he found that the scent seemed to become more pronounced in the air. He peeked around the corner and blinked. Across the corridor was a door that was partially ajar. He slowly approached the door, crawling on all fours. He paused outside the door and found that the scent of Itachi was extremely strong here.

Cautiously, he opened the door and looked inside. It was a bedroom, obviously Itachi's. There was a four poster bed with blood red curtains that were closed, hiding the bed from view. He shifted his eyes to a desk and chair in the corner of the room, all the pieces of paper organised neatly. There was also a sitting area where there was a coffee table as well as a bookshelf full of books.

The blonde was still for a few minutes, his ears straining for any noises. As far as he could tell, Itachi wasn't in the room. Happily, he went inside, closing the door behind him as he went. He looked about again before his eyes centred on the bed. He had been here for a couple of weeks and he had not been sleeping well due to his heat. He opened the curtains and looked at the blood red sheets, blinking cutely. He climbed onto the bed, liking the feel of the silk sheets. He gave a soft croon and he curled up, burying his nose into the sheets to get the full smell of the pale man. He then grabbed the sheets and wrapped them around him, cocooning himself. He gave a soft purr like noise, feeling himself fall asleep.

Kit, if you stay here, you'll be caught!

Naruto ignored the beast and snuggled closer to the sheets, dropping off into a deep sleep.

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Itachi frowned. He swore that his room was ajar when he left it. It was now closed. Someone had been in his room. Quietly, he opened the door and looked about. Nothing seemed to be missing. His eyes then went to the curtain around the bed, seeing that it was a little disarrayed. He closed the door and went to the bed, opening the curtains. He blinked in surprise. Lying tangled up in his blankets was Naruto. How did he escape the cell? Shouldn't Zetsu be on guard?

He frowned when the small blonde half-fox stirred, opening his sky blue eyes, which Itachi noticed, were slightly glazed over. Naruto looked about and then his eyes focused on Itachi and he froze all movement.

"What are you doing in my bed?" Itachi asked, his voice dangerously low. The blonde gave a whimper and curled into a tight ball,

"Smells nice." Was the muffled response.

Itachi frowned in slight confusion,

"What smells nice?"

"You do, 'Tachi."

Naruto bit his lips, wondering what the older Uchiha was going to do. This man was unpredictable.

Show him you want to mate, if you want to.

How do I do that?

Roll onto your back and spread your legs slightly. It's a submissive gesture, showing that you are willing for him to mate with you. Keep eye contact all the time.

Oh… is it a demon thing?

Yeah…

Naruto looked back at the Uchiha before doing what Kyuubi instructed and rolling onto his back, spreading his legs slightly, keeping eye contact the whole time.

Itachi on the other hand, was a little confused by what the blonde was doing. Why was he in that rather…appealing…position? His nose twitched when he caught the faint smell of chocolate and strawberries.

Before either male could do anything else, there came the sound of knocking on the door. Naruto curled up in a ball again as Itachi went over to the door, opening it up to look at Deidara.

"Itachi-san, Leader-sama has summoned us! It's Naruto he's-"

"In here…"

"Es- what, un?"

"In here…"

Deidara blinked and looked past the dark haired male and into the room, trying to spot the small blonde.

"He's on the bed…"

Deidara gave him a strange look before moving into the room to the bed where he opened the curtain to look at the blonde, who seemed to be dropping off to sleep again. The older blonde looked at Itachi, who was now standing beside him, and asked,

"Did you bring him here, un?"

"No. I came back from training and he was here in here sleeping on my bed. Just take him back to his cell…"

Deidara nodded and went to untangle the blonde from the sheets, but the fox boy wouldn't allow him. He wanted to keep the sheets for himself. Itachi gave a sigh and said,

"Just take the sheets with you!"

"Okay, un."

Deidara picked the blonde up, who was still wrapped in Itachi's bed sheets and walked out of the room. Itachi came out after them and went towards the room he knew where the leader was.

When he reached there, he opened the door to see the others already there. The shadowy figure of the leader looked towards him as he entered.

"Where's Deidara?" He asked. Itachi stood still and said, a little irritation colouring his voice,

"Taking Naruto-kun back to his cell."

"Oh? That was quick. Where did you find him?"

"In my room…on my bed…asleep…"

"In your room?"

"Yes. He was there when I got back to my room…"

"Ah, I see. Well, you can all go now since the need for you has passed."

The other members of the Akatsuki exited the room quietly, though Itachi remained in his spot. He wanted to ask the leader some questions.

The leader watched him silently as Itachi approached him.

"What is it?" He asked.

"Is there something wrong with Naruto-kun? He isn't acting as he should be."

"Hn, you would be the one to notice. I've studied his DNA and I've found that he has been mixed with female fox DNA, making him half female."

Itachi was silent for a little while, he had wondered why the blonde looked more feminine then the last time he had seen him. He waited for the leader to continue.

"He also appears to be in heat at the moment, which is probably why he's been acting strange. Also, I think he has the ability to carry young."

Now, if Itachi didn't spend his days around people like Kisame and Zetsu, he would have thought that weird, but since he did, he thought nothing of it.

"Is there anything else?" The leader asked.

"Yes, when I found him, he did something strange. He lay on his back and spread his legs slightly, keeping eye contact as he did so. I could also smell chocolate and strawberries. I suppose you know what he was doing?"

There was silence in the room for a long time and then laughter could be heard from the leader. Itachi's eyebrow twitched in annoyance.

"I see! Well, isn't that interesting?" The leader said, more to himself then to Itachi.

"What's interesting?" Itachi asked, narrowing his eyes.

"Well. I have studied demon mating rituals and what Naruto-kun did there was present himself to you."

"And…?"

"He wants you as his mate."

Again, there was a deep silence in the room until Itachi said,

"I have no interest in mating…"

"Hmm, not interested eh? He'll most likely chase you about for the next couple of months or so. When he did that position, it was like him holding up a banner saying, 'Fuck me Itachi, I'm all yours to screw' or maybe 'Please fuck me into oblivion Itachi!' Why would you pass up that opportunity?"

"Like I said, I have no interest in mating!" Itachi said, his eyebrow twitching at the rather crude speech of the leader.

"I'm going now…" the Uchiha said in a resigned voice.

"Bye then! Don't forget what I told you!"

Itachi said nothing as he walked out of the room, closing the door noisily behind him, the leader's laughter echoing behind him.

Sometimes Itachi wondered about the mental stability of the leader at times like these. He seemed to have a sick sense of humour. He rounded the corner and came across Deidara, who blinked up at him.

"Is he locked away?" Itachi asked, hoping that the small blonde was. Deidara nodded and said,

"I've added a few more security measures just in case, un."

"Good."

"Erm, I couldn't get your sheets back Itachi-san, un."

"That doesn't matter. I'm going to get something to eat."

With that he walked around the smaller male and down the hall. Deidara's scurrying footsteps were heard behind him as the blonde caught up with him. When he did, he asked,

"Sasori-danna said that you stayed behind to talk to leader-sama, un. What were you talking about, un?"

Itachi stopped and stared at the blonde, who kept his face neutral. The Uchiha continued, without answering the question. Deidara followed him. Itachi ignored the other male as they made their way to the dining room. He entered and made his way over to Kisame, who had only just started eating. He sat next to his partner, who was sitting opposite Sasori. Deidara made his way to the red head and as soon as he did, Sasori grabbed him and rather promptly sat the blonde on his lap. Deidara wasn't complaining. Nobody cared if anyone was gay in the Akatsuki; in fact, Itachi suspected that most of its members were.

He watched as Deidara continued to feed Sasori his food, as he absently picking at his own.

"So, was Naruto-kun really in your room? Or did you take him there?" Kisame asked, his eyes glinting with mirth. Itachi glared at him, but didn't reply.

"You know Itachi; it isn't that bad if you're gay." Sasori said, watching the Uchiha closely. Itachi looked up at him, but didn't say anything as he returned to his food. There was silence for a while and then Itachi said,

"Leader-sama told me that the fox DNA Naruto-kun was mixed with was from a female fox. He's half male and half female."

"That's interesting." Kisame said. Deidara blinked at him and asked,

"Can he carry babies, un?"

"Yes…"

"Hey, Itachi, maybe you could rebuild your clan to you liking!" Kisame said, laughing. Itachi punched him in the face and turned to his food as Kisame fell on the floor, a large swelling appearing on his cheek. Deidara and Sasori looked down at the shark man, but then shrugged before Deidara carried on feeding Sasori.

When Itachi was finished, he left the table without saying anything. He headed towards his rooms but stopped halfway there. He changed his direction and made his way towards the prison cells. He appeared in front of Naruto's where Tobi was standing guard, talking to himself. When Itachi appeared, he looked up and said happily,

"Hello Itachi-san! Don't worry; Naruto won't be able to stalk you! He's asleep at the moment!"

'Stalk me?' Itachi thought, sweat dropping.

He looked at the lock on the door before looking through the bars into the cell. Naruto was indeed asleep, curled up in his sheets. He had a new chain as well which Itachi was pleased to note.

He gave a sigh and walked off, hearing Tobi say 'Goodbye!' cheerfully behind him. He reached his room and settled down for the night. Today had been…interesting…

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Naruto opened his eyes and blinked. From outside the cell came the sound of snoring, telling him that his guard was fast asleep. Perfect. Those idiots hadn't even noticed that he had broken the new chain as well. He went to the cell door and sniffed at the lock, frowning when he found that it was locked. He looked about the cell and blinked when his eyes came across a piece of metal that was part of his old chain. He picked it up and bent it so that he could pick the lock. He easily did so and opened it carefully. He looked at his guard and saw a guy in an orange mask that covered his whole face except the right eye. He was asleep…standing up!?

Naruto shook his head, but quickly ran down the corridor towards his destination. When he got there, the door was closed. He slowly opened it and his nose twitched at Itachi's strong scent. His ears picked up the noise of the pale man's breathing, but judging by its pattern, he was asleep. Naruto closed the door quietly and roomed about the room, sniffing at everything. He poked his head into the bathroom and blinked when he saw that it had mainly blackish tiles that suited the room very well.

This looks like a good den

Yeah, it does, doesn't it?

He then went to the bed and carefully opened the curtains. He looked at Itachi's sleeping form, his eyes going over the man's pale and well formed chest. He was only wearing trousers that were quite low on his sips, Naruto noticed. His left arm was curled around his head, his head resting on it comfortably.

I never really noticed before, but he is really hot…

Naruto rolled his eyes before climbing into the bed, making sure not to wake the man up. He carefully curled up beside Itachi, his back touching the chest of the Uchiha, letting out a contented croon.

He then opened his eyes again when he felt an arm go around his slim waist and pull him closer to the pale man. He looked up at Itachi, who was still asleep. Naruto blinked, but decided not to make a fuss. He turned around in the embrace and snuggled closer, nuzzling under the man's chin gently. He gave one last croon before drifting off to sleep.

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XKhaalidaX: So, what do you think Itachi-sama's reaction will be in the morning?

YaoiRocks: He'll be like "OMFG there's a stalker in my bed!... a pretty damn sexy one as well" XP

XKhaalidaX: You know, I'm jealous of Naruto TT-TT

Itachi: …

XKhaalidaX: Nice speech there mate. Now, did you like the chapter, please tell me you did –puppy eyes- Cookies??