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Itachi and Naruto: …!
XKhaalidaX: Boring and they?
YaoiRocks: GET ON WITH THE STORY!
XKhaalidaX: Ya-chan's being mean TT-TT
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Doubutsuka
Pairings: hmm now who could be paired with Naruto…Hmm, I know…ITACHI-SAMA! (of course…) so yeah…Itanaru…maybe onesided Sasunaru (I don't think that Sasuke deserves Naruto XD) SasoDeid
Genre: A little romance/ humour fic XP
Rated M: warning- Yaoi, Lemons, Mpreg.
Summery: On a mission, the Konoha twelve inhale a strange blue gas… And when they wake up, they find that they're half animals?? How will they cope with this…and it doesn't help that the Akatsuki are active… P.S. ITANARU4EVER!
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto… If I did, Itachi-sama would be mine, Sakura and Sasuke would be dead and there would always be hot Yaoi scenes all the time –drools-
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Doubutsuka chapter five:
Itachi frowned. Again, he could smell chocolate and strawberries…and there was something warm in his arm. He slowly opened his eyes, his sharingan active, and stared at the person in his arms.
'How the fuck did he get in here!?' Was all that came to mind. Wasn't Tobi supposed to have been on guard? And what about those security measures that Deidara told him about?
Itachi moved away from the small blonde, only to frown when he snuggled closer. He gave a sigh and slipped out of bed, ignoring the slight whimper from the blonde, getting dressed quickly. He then went to the bed again and spotted that the chain was still attached to the collar. He took the chain in his hands and stared at the end, noticing small bite marks. Obviously the blonde had chewed his way out.
He gave another sigh, looking at the content looking teen. With a yank, he pulled the blonde off the bed and onto the floor. Naruto woke up with a yelp and glared up at him for being woken so rudely.
"I'm taking you back to your cell." Itachi said unemotionally.
Naruto curled his lips back in a snarl and growled at him,
"I don't want to go back there, I'll just escape again!"
"And continue to come and stalk me?"
The blonde blinked up at him cutely. Itachi stared down and then blonde for a while before turned and walking out of the door, dragging the protesting blonde with him. The fox boy squirmed, clawing at the ground, trying to stop Itachi, but the Uchiha proved to strong for him.
Itachi dragged the blonde through various corridors and came to the one where the blonde's cell was. Standing outside it was Tobi, Deidara and the leader. Deidara was having a go at Tobi about letting his guard down. The leader turned around when Itachi approached with the escapee and seemed to smirk,
"Sneak into your room again?"
Itachi said nothing as he jerked the small blonde in front of him, ignoring the growl that Naruto sent him. The leader looked down at the blonde and seemed to give a sigh.
"He seems to be very adapt at escaping, and he seems very fond of you Itachi-san. Hmm, maybe… I know! Itachi, you can be his guardian and make sure that he doesn't escape!"
Itachi glared at the man, but it didn't seem to have any affect on him as he continued,
"So I think I should confine you to the base for the moment to make sure that Naruto-kun won't escape. You should keep him with you at all times as well…"
Itachi's eyebrow twitched. Why did the leader have to torment him so?
Deidara bent and looked at Naruto. The blonde, who had been scratching at his ear, looked up at the elder blonde and blinked, causing Deidara to blink as well. Deidara then frowned and said,
"He doesn't seem that much of a threat, un."
The smaller blonde's ears drooped and his eyes went wide and watery as his lower lip trembled. His hands clasp in front of his chest as he looked up at Deidara with his 'lost puppy' look. The elder blonde blinked twice and then let out a girlish squeal. He grabbed Naruto and hugged him tight, ignoring the surprised squeak that the fox boy emitted.
"Oh my God, un! You're so cute, un!"
The small blonde stopped squirming and stared blankly at Deidara before saying,
"I'm hungry Deidara-niichan."
"Come on then, un! I'll go and get you something to eat, un!"
The elder blonde yanked the chain from Itachi's grasp and picked up the smaller blonde and walking off towards the dining room.
"It seems Deidara's taken a shine to him." The leader said quietly. He then turned to Itachi and said,
"You'll still be his guardian though. Go now, both of you!"
Itachi suppressed a growl that threatened to burst past his lips and walked past the irritating leader, Tobi following him who was chatting cheerfully to him about something…not that Itachi was listening.
The two went into the dining hall to find Deidara sitting near the corner next to Sasori, with Naruto on his lap. The small blonde was currently stuffing his face with food. The Uchiha sat opposite Deidara, not bothering to eat anything. He didn't feel hungry at this current moment in time.
The small blonde finished eating and was busy sniffing at Sasori's hand, obviously getting used to the man's sent. Deidara scratched at the blonde's ears and Naruto gave a croon, his tail flicking out behind him.
"He really is cute, un!"
Itachi gave a sigh and closed his eyes, feeling tired even though he had only woken up an hour ago. He then snapped his eyes open when he felt weight in his lap. He looked down at beautiful blue eyes, giving an irritated sigh. He was going to push the small blonde off his lap, but stopped when Deidara glared at him.
Naruto snuggled close to him and buried his face in his chest, wrapping his tail around himself. Itachi had the suspicion that he had fallen asleep. The Uchiha felt uncomfortable with the blonde so close to him. He normally didn't like bodily contact, but with Naruto, he didn't mind at all. That was what made him so uncomfortable, that and the delicious scent of chocolate and strawberries that hung around the small teen.
"Aww, you two look so cute together, un!"
Itachi glared at the man,
"Shut up."
"Leader-sama said that Itachi-san is Naru-chan's guardian!" Tobi said, almost bouncing in his seat next to the Uchiha.
Sasori looked in between Tobi and Itachi, and then looked at Naruto.
"He doesn't seem like he really wants to escape. He seems to like Itachi-san very much."
Itachi narrowed his eyes and growled,
"Shut up."
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Sasuke narrowed his eyes at the Hokage.
"Why can't we help?" He growled, clearly not pleased.
Tsunade gave to sigh, feeling a headache coming on.
"The reason why I can't let you go is because I still have no idea of any side affects of this experiment done on you. Can you just please be patient! We'll do all we can to get Naruto back from the Akatsuki. At this moment, Kakashi is on their trail."
Sasuke gave a growl, narrowing his eyes. He and Kiba could quite easily follow Naruto's trail. Besides, It had been four weeks and as far as he knew, he hadn't had any problems. Why did Tsunade insist on keeping them here?
"Just be patient Uchiha. We'll get him back." Was all she said before she turned and walked out of the room, leaving the Uchiha alone with his thoughts.
To him, it seemed that they weren't doing anything to get the blonde back. It had been two long weeks and Sasuke was getting more restless by the minute. He knew that if he found Naruto, he would find Itachi as well. Especially if it was his elder brother who kidnapped him in the first place. He had to get out of here and go after the blonde himself.
He growled as he clenched his fists, baring his teeth in a snarl. Fuck the Hokage; he was going to get himself out of here.
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Orochimaru glared at the desk in front of him, a deep scowl marring his features. He had only managed to escape that lair in time before he was discovered; he had also prevented anyone from following him. The only problem was that he had left his 12 experiments behind. Damn it! He needed them! He also wanted to see the affects of merging Naruto with DNA from a female fox. It would be interesting to see the results of that experiment.
He then turned his gaze to Kabuto, who was standing near the door.
"I don't care how you do it, but I want my experiments back. Especially Naruto-kun." He hissed, grabbing the white haired man's attention. Kabuto nodded and immediately exited the room, leaving the snake sannin alone. Orochimaru sat back, narrowing his eyes. They may be hard to get back since he was certain that they would be under the personal care of Tsunade.
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Naruto shivered in his sleep, his ears lying flat, opening his eyes a fraction. Something was telling him that something wasn't right. He opened his eyes fully and looked about. He was still sat on Itachi's lap with the Akatsuki members around him. He stared at the door to the dining room with a small frown on his face. He couldn't shake the feeling off. He shivered and snuggled closer to the Uchiha.
"Something wrong?" Itachi asked him, noticing the blonde's nervous behaviour. Naruto shook his head and said,
"I have a feeling that something is going to happen, you know, something bad."
He could sense the Uchiha's slight confusion over his words, but it seemed that he seemed to ignore them.
I doubt it he's really ignoring it. He seems too sensible for that.
Naruto frowned at Kyuubi's words, but shrugged them off. He sat a little straighter, still having that bad feeling. It seemed to calm his heat, as if it was of great importance. His tail twitched in a nervous manner. He then buried his face in Itachi's chest again, taking a deep breath of the man's scent. It seemed to calm him down somewhat.
"Is he alright?" He heard Sasori ask Itachi. He felt the Uchiha shrug and reply,
"He's nervous. He has a bad feeling is all."
Deidara looked at the blonde in Itachi's lap.
"Maybe Leader-sama will know what's wrong with him, un."
Itachi looked down at the blonde and sighed,
"Fine, I'll take him before you nag me to death."
"I don't nag, un!" Deidara objected, crossing his arms and pouting. Itachi ignored him and asked Naruto,
"Are you going to walk?"
Naruto shook his head and took a fistful of the front of Itachi's cloak. The Uchiha's eyebrow twitched in annoyance (XKhaalidaX: That seems to be happening a lot lately, isn't it?) but he wrapped one arm around the blonde's thighs and stood up. Naruto wrapped his arms around Itachi's neck to balance himself properly.
The others watched as the pair walked out of the dining room door. There was silence between the three and Sasori remarked,
"They make a nice couple, don't they?"
"Yup, un! Sasori-danna, do I nag, un?"
"Yes you do, but I don't mind."
"Oh good, un."
Tobi wasn't listening as he was busy spelling words out in his alphabet spaghetti. (XKhaalidaX: Don't ask…)
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Itachi walked along the corridor, the blonde half fox in his arms as he neared his destination.
When he got there, he entered without bothering to make his presence known, walking up to the shadowy figure, who was staring at the two.
"Warming up to him are you?" He asked. Itachi growled at him and said,
"No, I came here on Deidara's suggestion…"
"Since when have you obeying him?"
"Since I can't stand his nagging."
"Ah yes. What's wrong?"
"Naruto-kun seems to have sensed that something is wrong."
The leader looked down at the small blonde who looked back at him, unblinking. Naruto then growled and buried his face in Itachi's neck. The Uchiha shivered slightly when the blonde nuzzled him.
The leader was silent for a while and then said,
"Something must be going wrong. I'll send Hidan and Kakuzu out to gather any information. Just take him back to your rooms and report to me if he displays any other strange behaviour…apart from trying to mate with you."
Again, Itachi's eyebrow twitched in annoyance, but that was the only outwards show of his irritation. He turned around and walked out of the room, silently cursing the leader.
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Sasuke looked up from the book he was reading, a shiver going down his spine. He went towards the door and tried to get out, but the door was locked. He listened and heard the others making sounds of distress. Something was wrong. He could feel it.
He went back to his bed and sat down. He'll think about it later.
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When Itachi had returned to his room, he dumped the blonde on one of the seats, getting an indignant squeak in return. Naruto glared up at him, his teeth bared in a snarl. Itachi took no notice. Instead he picked a book off the shelf and sat on another seat, opening the book, one arm supporting his head on the arm of the seat while both of his legs were stretched out on the sofa.
He took no notice when the blonde jumped down from where Itachi has dropped him and go over to the Uchiha. When he jumped on the seat, Itachi looked up from his book to stare at the blonde.
Naruto grinned at him and settled down, his head in the pale man's lap and seemingly asleep. Itachi rolled his eyes. Did Naruto like being so close to him?
He watched as the blonde's tail waved about in a mesmerising manner, occasionally brushing against his leg.
There came a knock at the door and he looked up as it opened to reveal Kisame. The shark man looked at Naruto and blinked.
"Don't ask." Itachi said. Kisame moved further into the room and sitting in the seat opposite from the Uchiha. He looked at Naruto again and asked,
"What's he doing in here? I thought that he was supposed to be in his cell."
"He escaped again, and leader-sama appointed me as his guardian to prevent him from escaping."
"Ah, I see. I now know what Tobi was rambling about. I could hear him properly as he was too busy with his alphabet spaghetti."
Itachi said nothing as he looked back to his book, trying to ignore his team-mate. There was silence in the room and the only noise that was heard was the blonde's soft snoring.
Kisame then stood up,
"I take it that you want to be left alone…" He said as he walked towards the door. Itachi looked up as Kisame opened the door. The shark man turned to him and grinned before walking out, shutting the door behind him. Itachi sighed, knowing what the older male was thinking. Damn perverts…
He lifted his book again to read, but frowned when a small tanned hand grabbed the top of the book and bring it down.
Naruto looked at the pages, blinking as his ears twitched in his curiosity.
'Cute…' Itachi thought. He then stopped when he realised what he had just thought. Damn it!
Naruto then looked back up at Itachi, his faces inches from the Uchiha's. The pale man gave a sigh, closing the book and sitting up straighter, moving away from the blonde slightly.
Naruto cocked his head and sat on Itachi's lap, curling up, his ears tickling Itachi's chin.
"Please get off."
"No, your comfy, 'Tachi…"
A vein throbbed on Itachi's temple, a sign that his patience was wearing thin. The blonde sat up straighter and looked into the Uchiha's blood red eyes. He then did something that shocked Itachi by leaning forward and pecking him on the lips. The blonde grinned and snickered,
"That shut you up…"
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XKhaalidaX: I'll stop there for now…
YaoiRocks: You like to spoil the fun, don't you?
XKhaalidaX: Yeah, I know…
YaoiRocks: When are Itachi and Naru-chan going to mate??
XKhaalidaX: I dunno… next chapter maybe? I'll think about it.
YaoiRocks: So in other words readers, ask nicely and you'll get lemons XP
XKhaalidaX: And I thought I was a pervert O.o Yeah… review, un!