Welcome to the second chapter of The Telemarketer from Hell! I'm Yori Hayashi, and for this chapter, I've chosen Akito to be the next victim! I hope you all enjoy her torture! I know I will, even though I don't hate her as a character…
Disclaimer: Yori doesn't own Fruits Basket. If she did, the characters would be dead by the end of it!
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Akito sat by the window of her room, moping. She heard the phone ring from the other side of the room, and stood up slowly to answer it. She was upset with it for breaking her train of thought, though. "Hello?"
When the person on the other phone line "spoke", she was shocked at what she heard. "Ooh-ee!"
"What in the world!?" Akito held the phone away from her ears. The caller was awfully loud, and she wasn't in the mood for any monkey business. "Who is this!?"
"OOH-EE! OOH-EE-A-A!" The caller said in a louder voice. "EE-EE!" Akito heard banging from the other side, and then another screech.
"Is this Ritsu!?" She yelled. No, it can't be him… he's too shy. But, who else-
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" said the annoying caller. She was almost blown back by the noise. Akito heard more banging, and was about to hang up when-
A man started to speak. "I'm sorry about this, Sohma-san. Ah, I was just wondering if… Well, you see, this monkey needs a home, and-"
"No."
The man stopped speaking at the cold voice. "Wha-"
"I SAID NO, YOU STUPID FOOL! WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MINDS WOULD BUY SOMETHING THAT LOUD AND OBNOXIOUS!?" With that, she slammed the phone down.
"Ah, Akito-san…" Said the squeaky voice of her maid.
She turned on her maid. "What?" Akito snapped with her teeth bared.
Her maid suddenly became very scared. "Who was that on the phone? Was that person bothering you?"
Akito sat back down in the window. "When they call back, trace the call, and then call the exterminator."
"Oh." The maid sighed. "It was really that bad, huh?"
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I'm ashamed… This chapter was fairly uneventful… Oh well, I had fun writing it anyways! For the future chapters, the person tortured will be decided by drawing a name out of a hat! I hope you enjoyed this one! Please review!