Welcome to chapter THREE of TFH! These chapters are going by really quickly, but as long as readers enjoy them, I don't care! I hope you all enjoy this one, too! I'm trying to play to the weaknesses of the characters!

Disclaimer: I don't own this RA FORSAKEN MANGA/ANIME! I wish I did, but, oh well… I own about five of my own story lines… They aren't published works, but maybe someday…

I drew a name out of a bowl to see who would be this chapter's chosen victim! And the victim is…

Kagura Sohma, the Kyo-loving boar!

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At Kazuma's dojo, Kagura was training her martial arts. She was having a bit of trouble doing her kicks. Then she heard the phone ring. She thought that Kazuma was going to get it, but when it rang about five times, she gave up hope and went to answer it herself.

"Yes, who is this?" She asked.

"Hello, is this Kagura Sohma?" asked the caller in a soft voice. "I have something to sell to her, and I think she might really like it."

Kagura pondered who might call at the dojo to sell something specifically to her. "Yes, this is Kagura. What are you selling?" She hoped it wasn't something totally stupid.

"I am selling some pictures and voodoo dolls of Kyo Sohma," said the woman's voice in a perkier form. "We have plush dolls, wooden dolls, and we've been spying on him for the past week! We have the most wonderful pictures!"

Kagura almost felt like dancing. "OOH! That's so nice! But, I have one question. You see…" she lowered her voice so that no outsiders of the conversation would hear, "I would like to know who the seller is… Just in case Kyo thinks I was stalking him!"

There was a pause on the other line. "…I'm… Uh… Kyo's… Long lost twin sister. Yeah… We were separated at birth, and I don't want to scare him after all this time… so… I stalk him instead. I'm a bit of a coward…" The caller laughed.

Kagura was too happy about the merchandise to notice the obvious lie. "Wow! A long-lost twin? So, how much is the merchandise, and how will it be transported to me? I can't wait to get it!"

There was a dial tone from the other side.

"…Hello?" Kagura whimpered. She cried out, "WHY DOES KYO KEEP ESCAPING MY CLUTCHES!? I'LL GET MY KITTY, YET!"

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Woo, this one was extra short! I can't believe how short this one was! It doesn't matter, I guess. It serves its purpose, I think! I would very much appreciate it if all readers would review! I love those little pieces of criticism and comments! Lovely little things, aren't they?