I went to my email today and was amazed at how many reviews I had to respond to! I mean, it was only around five or so, but for a fairly new story from a writer that isn't well known, I think that's pretty good! I appreciate all the reviews, everyone!

Unfortunatly, I don't own fruits basket. But I own a couple of Kyoru fan arts!

The victim for this chapter is the much hated father of Kyo Sohma! May Satan take his soul! O.O Never mind. You didn't hear that from me… Does his dad have a name? …Ehehehe…

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Kyo's father started going back to work again after Kyo's last visit. He had just started smoking his cigarettes when the blasted phone rang. He growled and threw the cigarette into the ashtray. He walked over to the phone and answered it. "Who's calling?"

The caller said, "Good evening, sir. My name is Layla Stawkar. (No pun intended… or is there?) I am selling merchandise from the pet shop. Would you like to buy anything?"

The evil man smirked and coughed from the cigarette smoke. "Heh. Are there any muzzles at this shop? I know a cat that needs to be shut up."

"Sir, we don't sell muzzles. I'm sorry. But we do have the cutest little orange kitties! Their eyes are copper, and they are very spunky little creatures!"

He choked at the woman's description. "No way! Kill 'em all, for all I care."

"Sir!" She gasped at his rude words. "How could you say that about the poor little kittens?" she tried to get the conversation to go in another direction. "We also have little zodiac ornaments of the cat! They are all colored orange-"

"I don't want any of your stupid cat merchandise!"

"…Do you not like cats, sir?" she squeaked.

He laughed, and before hanging up the phone, shouted, "I hate those dumb animals." He slammed down the phone in a rage and went back to pouting with his drugs. "They make me sick, the whole lot of 'em."

Mr. Dummyhead, are you sure that the cigarette smoke isn't what's making you sick?"

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I pictured this one to be a lot funnier, but… The thought of Kyo's poor relationship with his father drove me to write the only serious chapter of this story! I hope everyone liked it nonetheless! The next chapter will be funny!