Welcome to chapter seven of The Telemarketer from Hell! I wonder how many chapters I'll get done today? I hope at least three, but…
I don't own the best show on earth! I wish I did, but it's a faraway dream!
Mom took away the evil bowl, so now I have to draw from the evil PLASTIC BAG of doom. And so the victim is…
Kazuma Sohma (Kyo's shishou)
O.o-YoriandKagra-o.O-O.o-SelinaandPookie-o.O-O.oAyaandZerph-o.O-O.o-YosheandYukio-o.O
"Alright, everyone! That's enough for today!" said Kazuma to his class. They all left the dojo and he went to rest in the livingroom. He had just gotten settled when the phone rang. He went to answer it. "Hello?"
A man with a really high voice spoke on the other line. "Good morn- I mean Afternoon! I have just the best offer for you, sir!"
The dojo master huffed under his breath. "I'm sorry, but I really don't want to buy anything."
The man ignored him and kept speaking. "We're selling My Big, Dumb Horsy dolls and coloring books! These wonderful-"
"Sir-"
"Products are-"
"I don't want your-"
"The perfect gift for your wife or child."
"Merchandise."
"What about merchandise?" Asked the man, who didn't hear a word that Kazuma said.
"I don't want any."
"Don't want any what?"
"I don't want any of your merchandise. I don't have a wife or kid."
"Why aren't you married?"
"I don't want to be right now!" Growled Kazuma.
"That's a stupid reason."
"What's so stupid about it?!"
"What's so stupid about what?"
"What's so stupid about not being married?"
"You aren't married?"
"No, I'm not married!"
"Why?"
"I already told you!"
"Well, tell me again!"
"No! I won't tell you more than once!"
"Sir, I have the strangest inkling that you're getting upset about something."
"Yes, I am!"
"What's wrong?"
Kazuma growled again. This man was getting on his last nerve. "Are YOU married?" He asked. If the weird man said yes, he would be beyond surprised.
"No, sir. I'm not married. I don't believe in getting married."
"But- you just got onto me for not being married!"
"No, I did not. I think marriage is stupid."
"Marriage is not stupid!"
"Wait, sorry. What's not stupid?"
"MARRIAGE!"
"What's marriage?"
"…"
"Excuse me?"
"…Beep!"
"Aw, fish cakes!"
And as you see, young grasshopper, horsy dolls will only bring you misfortune. Penguin dolls, on the other hand…
O.o-YoriandKagra-o.O-O.o-SelinaandPookie-o.O-O.oAyaandZerph-o.O-O.o-YosheandYukio-o.O
Haha, this chapter was fun to write, but it definitely was not the best. It lacked something, but… I think it'll be fine. Review, please!