Wow, I'm actually on chapter eight of my story! It's kinda hard to believe… I've never gotten this far in a fic before… anyways, read and review!
I DON'T OWN THE SHOW, YOU FOOLS! J/k
This chapter's victim is none other than the beautiful Rin Sohma! (No, I'm not gay.)
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It was late at night, and Rin was having trouble sleeping. Her cell phone rang and she answered it, but she was angry because it broke her train of thought. Who calls this late at night? She thought to herself.
"Hello? What do you want, Haru?" she said, assuming it was the perverted cow.
Her assumptions were wrong. "I'm not Haru. Actually, I'm calling about your horse problem." Said a man.
"What horse problem!?" she almost yelled.
"I hear you have a horse on the premises, and that you are keeping it in the house. Ma'm, I need to tell you that what you are doing is unsanitary. Does it at least have shoes?"
Rin was dumbfounded. She may have been a horse, but she wasn't a real one! Who told him that they had a horse? "Sir, I think you may have a wrong number. We don't have a stupid horse."
"Would you like to buy some horse shoes, anyway?" the man inquired. "They're state of the art, and in perfect condition! Perfect for a horse problem like your own!"
Rin sighed and shook her head. The nerve of some people. "Look, we don't have a horse, and we don't want your horse shoes!"
She heard a growl and then the man hung up.
She growled, too. "It's about time." After a few minutes, she was finally able to find her train of thought when the phone rang again. She picked it up and said, "What, now?"
"Hello, would you like to buy a horse?" said a woman.
"NO! I DON'T WANT ANY OF YOUR STINKING HORSE SUPPLIES! STOP CALLING ME!" Calming down a bit, she added, "We have no place to keep a stupid horse, so-"
"Then where do you sleep?" Asked the woman in a rude tone.
Rin couldn't believe her ears. "Excuse me!? I know that you did not just call me a horse! Do you want to start something with me?"
"No, dear." The woman laughed. "I never called you a horse. I called you a hor-se."
Rin couldn't stand to hear another word out of the insufferable woman. Fuming, she shut off the phone and threw it across the room. She stomped around a bit before returning to her bed, muttering things that won't be mentioned in this fanfiction.
She never found her train of thought. But now that the curse was broken, she was thinking about how to break something else.
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I can't help but feel that the real victim in this chapter was the phone… Oh, well! I hope everyone enjoyed it! Sorry if Rin was out of character… I don't actually have any volumes with her in it… I've only read about her… Ehehehehe… please review!