Hello, everyone! I would like to thank Ichigo-2007 and PotoPerson for reviewing the last chapter! I made a mistake. There are FOUR more chapters, including this one; not three. I can't believe that I actually have forty-two reviews so far! I know that compared to some authors, that might seem pathetic, but I still appreciate it! Oh, but, I still want to know who likes it and who doesn't so, even if it's just one or two words, will those of you with accounts please leave a review!? What would be the point of posting it here if we don't know if anyone likes or hates it? Well, enough of that speech.

Disclaimer: I don't own the show. What do I have to do, I mean, seriously!?

MOO! Haru is the victim! Down with Chik Fil A! J/K. Oh, my sister told me that's how to spell it. Is that right? I suppose that the internet might help… but, whatever.

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Haru had just gotten out of the shower, and was changing for school. He put on his necklaces first, and then the rest of his punk attire. His white hair was still matted from the hot shower water, so he began to shake his head vigorously in order to get it to spike. After he was finally done roughing up his hair, he headed into the living room… where the cursed phone was…

As if on cue, the phone rang as soon as he entered the room. He looked at it with glazed eyes to show that he didn't care, but he didn't suppose that anyone else was going to get it. He trudged over to the phone and put it to his ear. "Hn? Who is this?"

"It's… I mean… Um…" A small voice said. It sounded like a little boy, or a very shy girl. "Sir, would you be interested in buying some magnets? It's for a good cause…"

"Oh?" Haru said.

He, being a pushover, was already considering it, but he wanted to know what kind they were first, so he asked, and the "girl" replied in the same small voice, "We're trying to raise money for this restaurant… you see, the family isn't making very much money, and we just want to help them get back on their way… So, we're selling different types of merchandise as advertisement."

"I have a few more questions…"

"Yes?"

"Are you a boy or a girl, for one?"

"Eh?" squeaked the caller. "Oh, I'm sorry! I must sound terribly like a little kid, don't I? I'm a girl… So, what's your next question…?"

"Is the restraunt any good?"

"Yes, it is… well, the food is, at least. The only problem is the waiter. He is absolutely terrible, but they won't fire him because no one else will want the job. Who would want to work at a place that makes no money?"

"I see. So, what kind of restraunt is this?"

"Of course you would ask that… They pride their selves on their wonderful burgers- made from only the best Angus beef! Unfortunatly, though, the waiter is so busy talking about how disgusting cows are that he doesn't get any work done…"

Snap!

"May I speak to the waiter? Is he there by any chance?" Haru asked through gritted teeth. (A/N: Three guesses what happened, right?) "I need to give him a little… speech right quick…"

"Erm… Yes… I'll just wake him up. Note that he will be in a very bad mood, though, so be careful…"

"I'm pretty sure that I can take it…"

A few minutes later…

"What do you want!? Can't a guy get any sleep around here!?"

"What's your problem, freak? You got a problem with cows? Huh?"

"Eh… yeah, I do. They're big, dumb, and smelly. Do you have a problem with that!?" He sneered.

"…Meet me at the front of the Sohma estate in one hour. I have something that a cow hater like you needs. I'll see you there?" Haru snickered in his head. Oh, yeah. This is absolutely perfect for a hater like you.

"Pfft." The man spit. "I don't see why not. I know where the Sohma estate is- I'll be there!"

Perfect…

One hour later…

The waiter arrived at the assigned scene, but Haru was no where to be found. But- a few minutes later, he heard a loud rumbling coming from behind him.

Stop!

He looked over his shoulder; there were dozens of cows. BIG COWS.

"Ah…"

"They wanted to talk with you, personally about those snide remarks you made," said Haru from atop the wall surrounding the Sohma estate. "I thought it wrong to deal with you when they're so much more persuasive. I mean, compared to a stampede of cows, what damage can a boy do?"

"Y-you're mad!" barked the young waiter.

"Yeah, I think I ate meat from a cow with Mad Cow Disease…" Black Haru laughed. "Good luck with the angry mob, man." He hopped off of the top and back into the estate. The waiter looked in fear at the cows and they began their stampede once again.

All of the doctors and all of the nurses couldn't put the man back together again.

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What did we learn from this? Absolutely nothing, I hope- this is not an educational fiction.

Hyper Rabbit: I learned that I am lucky to be a vegetarian, and I learned a new nursery rhyme!

Yes, well, I don't believe that this is a story that you want to repeat to young children, my friend. Ehe… Well R&R!

On a more serious note, I know that I probably shouldn't bring my personal life into this, but I need help. You see, my boyfriend and I live in separate states, which I am fine with. He is my first boyfriend, he's been my best friend since the fifth grade, (we used to go to the same school) and we have been going out for six months. But, he has family problems and lives with his dad. His dad has problems, so he usually stays at a friends house, thus, we do not get to speak much. My parents really like him too, but… I have been having second thoughts. Should I wait for him or let it go? I love him, but this is just tearing me apart. Even if you don't review on the story, if you have any advice, please help me! I would go to an advice site, but I figure some writers would have a good romantic sense about them, right? And there are so many people reading this, according to the stats, so I would really appreciate your help!

-Yori Hayashi