Hi, reviewers! As you all know, I asked for help about my boyfriend situation, and I got some really good advice from some people. But, I followed the advice of The Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma. She really helped me out of that situation, and also cheered me up a lot! I ended up breaking it off with him, but we are still great friends, and we are keeping in touch as much as is possible. Everyone has been great to me on this site, and I want you all to know that I really do appreciate the help. And I was also very happy when I went to my email and saw that I was flooded with reviews!!! Well, compared to how many I usually get, anyways… I'm very honored!

Disclaimer: I don't own Fruits Basket, but I will soon own a copy of volume twelve! (I don't get them in order like my sister does. Lol. I like to look for the spoilers!)

The victim is… Momitchi (Momiji) Sohma and his army of Hyper Lollipops! Enjoy, Momitchi fans! And, Kyo will return in this chapter!

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Momitchi sat on his beanbag chair by the phone and hummed the tune to "Doki Doki Waku Waku" quietly. He licked his large rainbow colored lollipop and smiled at the sweet taste.

Then the phone rang.

He gave another large grin and picked up the yellow phone. "This is Momiji Sohma. Who's calling?"

"Hi, I'm Miki, and I'm from the Make You Hyper Candy Company! Would you binterested in buying some of our delicious candy? There are hundreds of different types and flavors!"

Momitchi perked up in his chair slightly. "Candy? What kind of lollipops do you have? I love eating lollipops!"

"Oh, do you? Well, we have many different flavors, from fruits to chocolate and vanilla! And we even have soda flavors!

Momitchi hopped out of his chair happily. "Oh, boy! I'll buy two of each kind you got!"

"I'm glad to hear that."

The next day at Shii-Chan's house…

It was pouring outside, and all Kyou wanted to do was sleep. But when Momitchi arrived, it didn't seem that he would have that chance, because a certain someone was presently sugar high!

Momitchi had received all of his candy that morning and had already eaten a third of it. And when he started a conversation with Tohru, he couldn't stay in the some spot long enough to finish it.

"IgotloadsofsugarandIthinkthatit'smakingmehighIloveit! TohrudoyouwantsomecandyIgotloadsofitwhereisKyo?" he rushed.

Tohru stood in front of Momitchi. She had only caught the last part, and before she got the chance to tell him where Kyo was, Momitchi was already halfway to his room.

"Kyooooooooo!!! KyoI'msugarhigh!!!!!" Momitchi screamed. Kyo, who was trying to ignore the ignoramus, took his pillow and stuffed it over his ears.

Momitchi took the pillow out of his hands and threw it out the open window. Kyo growled loudly and shook his fist in anger. "Levmealn." (Leave me alone) he murmured.

"Comeon, Kyooooooo!!! Let's go for a run!! Comeonnnnn!"

Kyo stood up slowly and Momitchi gave a loud and annoying cheer. The orange haired boy stood there in a daze while the blonde finally calmed down out of confusion. "Kyo?"

Kyo raised his hand slowly and hit Momitchi with a karate chop, just hard enough to knock him out. He smiled and said, "Good night to you, too."

Then he hit the floor and started to snore.

Tohru ran into the room to make sure that Momitchi was alright. When she saw that he was "peacefully sleeping" she thought, Did he have a hangover? She laughed. They sure have been getting along better, lately. Isn't that cute?

Someone behind Tohru gave a loud growl and stomped into Kyo's room.

It was Yuki, holding the pillow.

"Just who thinks that it's funny to throw pillows into my vegetable garden? Kyo, wake up! I know this is yours!"

Kyo stood up again and took the pillow back from Yuki. Patting him on the shoulder, he said, "Yeah, and thanks for returning it. I thought it was a goner after Momitchi threw it out the window…"

"…MOMITCHI!!"

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Hehe… You know, had Kyo not been in a daze, Momitchi would have been in trouble. Well, I hope you enjoyed it! I was sort of in a daze myself, so it probably isn't as funny as it could have been, but… please leave a review? (puppy dog pout with big blue eyes) See you next time!