Kon'nichiwa, reviewers! I'm sad to say that this is the last chapter with a Sohma. If you look at the chapters, then you'll know whose chapter this is. But… I'll say it later, anyways, because I just wouldn't be able to stand it if I couldn't… Well, I would like to thank those of you that have reviewed so far, and those of you who have at least kept reading my story!!

Disclaimer: I don't own Furuba. I would like to say that I do, but on the other hand, I like my freedom…

The victim is Yuki Sohma! I hope all you Yuki fans enjoy this! Oh, and the only spoiler that you MIGHT need to know is that Yuki ends up with Machi.

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Yuki came home very annoyed. They had gotten absolutely nothing productive done during the student counsel meeting. Machi got angry at something that Kakeru had said and ended up making another mess, and Nao was screaming to get back to work. Kimi was just acting like her usual self- enough said.

He plopped down in front of the television set and sighed. Wasn't it possible to have one successful meeting? And, why couldn't Machi take a joke!? Then again, Yuki thought to himself, I often want to kill Manabe, too…

He heard the phone ring. Kyo and Tohru were out, and he didn't guess that Shigure would get it, so he got up and answered it himself.

"Hello? This is Yuki Sohma. Who is calling?"

"Hi there, darling!" said a woman with a terrible British accent. "We have a wonderful offer to make you! I work for the Inner Beauty Makeup Company. We heard about your great looks, and were wondering if you would like to come down and be a model! We'll sell you some great makeup!"

Yuki's eye started to twitch. "You want a male model for a makeup company? No offense, but that makes absolutely no sense. And where did you get my phone number!?"

"…Uh… That isn't important right now! So, will you accept the job?"

"What do I need with makeup!? I'm a boy!"

"Oh, well, I thought that you looked a little flat-chested in the picture, but don't be so hard on yourself about it! A lot of women are like that! We'll just give you an inflatable bra!"

Yuki forgot how to breathe.

"Ma'am! I am a boy! I am not a girl!"

"With a face like yours? I won't believe that for a minute! And even if you were one, why not just fake being a female for the photo shoot?" She gave a shrill laugh.

"I refuse to act like a transvestite! What is your problem?!" The ever-so-calm Yuki was beginning to lose his temper. "I can't help how I look, but-"

"Sure you can! Our makeup can make even the ugliest girl gorgeous! A girl like you should have no problem looking like a top model!"

"That is not what I meant!"

"So, do you want to be a model, or not!? How many young ladies would pass up an opportunity like this? You have the chance to become a world famous model!"

"…" Yuki sighed. "I am a male, not a female. How many times do I have to say this!?"

"Well, if you were able to prove this, then maybe-"

BEEP!

Yuki slammed down the phone. Shigure walked out of his room after he heard some loud crashing sounds coming from the kitchen.

Seeing Yuki about to leave, he asked, "What is it? Where are you going?"

Yuki growled, "I'm going to go get a buzz cut!"

Shigure snickered, "Hey, if you get that and a tattoo you could pass to look like Brittany Spears!"

Yuki just ignored him. He was a man on a mission, now.

As soon as he was about to open the door, Kyo had opened it from the out side. He had groceries slung over his shoulder, and didn't notice his cousin standing in front of him. He turned around to say something to Tohru when he heard a loud thud.

Kyo turned and saw Yuki KO'd on the floor. "What happened to him?"

Shigure laughed. "You hit him with the grocery bags."

Kyo gave a pouty look. "You mean to tell me that I can only beat him when I don't want to? Sheesh, that's stupid."

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I just couldn't resist making fun of Yuki like that! But, now I just have one more chapter to go… I hope that you all will enjoy it! Thank you for reading this far! Please review.