--AU--
As he had done a hundred times before, Miroku leaned over the girl's small, white hand with a smile. She had been ever so friendly after welcoming them into her father's inn, and it seemed only proper that he should pay her the respect due from a guest to his hostess. The light in his eyes glinted as he said softly, "Surely such a beautiful lady as yourself would be willing to consider to bear my children?" He waiting with his most charming smile.
Suddenly, before Sango could get out her weapon of choice, the girl smiled innocently at the monk and replied, "Sure! Why not?"
As the houshi was overcome by his shock, Kagome let out a high-pitched shriek of terror. "Oh my god- we've landed in an alternate universe!! Everybody, RUN!!!" Kilala quickly scooped up the still-senseless Miroku and they ran into the distance, leaving their screams and the bewildered girl behind them.
"Was it something I said?"