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A Punks Bad Attitude and a Bachelor's Arrogance
Kagome's finger was still up, her face smirking. Inuyasha was staring at it, speechless. Sango sighed, went over to her friend, and dragged her away. Myoga was trying to stifle laughter, as were Miroku and Kikyo, who had appeared at a doorway when they heard the front doors being slammed open.
"SANGOOOOOOOOOOOO! NO! I WANTED TO INSULT HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM!" Kagome's voice came echoing down the hallway where Sango had dragged her.
"KAGOME! DID YOU EVEN SEE THE TWO STANDING AT THE DOORWAY WATCHING YOU! THE STORY THAT YOU FLICKED OFF THE GREAT INUYASHA WILL BE CIRCULATED THROUGHOUT THE PAPERS BY TOMORROW!" Sango was screaming at the punk who had enough courage and hate to flick off Inuyasha.
"GOOD! THAT'S JUST WHAT I WANT!" Inuyasha jumped at this, his eyes flicking from Miroku to Myoga and back again. The two were laughing openly at the surprise, confusion and shock displayed openly on his face.
"It seems we have found the one person that hates you Inuyasha!" Miroku chuckled.
"You should have heard her in the limo. She was screaming for me to stop the limo and let her out or she would got to the police and file a report on harassment! And her threats were another story. They had me cringing and almost moaning at the pain she was going to inflict if Sango hadn't calmed her down. It was hilarious!" Myoga had started to laugh harder, soon joined by Miroku. Kikyo just looked on, watching her ex boyfriend, his best friend, and his driver, two laughing and one just shocked to the bone.
"Did hell freeze over and I never got the weather reports or does someone actually HATE Inuyasha?" Kikyo laughed, looking at said hanyou, who was staring after the two punks that had just entered the house, one insulting him and the other knowing exactly where to go.
"Did I miss something, or did it seem that that girl, Sango, knew where to go?" Inuyasha asked, speaking for the first time since the two girls had arrived.
"Sango's been here before. We were best friends in middle school. You knew her too. Don't you remember?" Inuyasha thought for a minute, cocking his head to the side thoughtfully. Then shook it. Miroku sighed, and went to a nearby room and grabbed an old yearbook, flipped through it, and arrived at hat he was looking for. Miroku held the book up in front of the hanyou and pointed at a picture.
It was of a girl with a high pony tail, an angular face, and wearing a black shirt with unreadable writing on it. Her face was expressionless, no smile, twinkle in her eyes, just blank and impassive. Inuyasha studied the picture for a moment, then gasped.
"THAT'S SANGO! I KNEW I KNEW HER FROM SOMEWHERE!" the three standing with him sighed, then Miroku headed off towards the room Kagome had been forcibly dragged.
"Inuyasha, come with me. You should meet them as well." Miroku grinned as the unsuspecting hanyou followed him, shrugging his shoulders in acceptance.
Down the hall, the two punks were heading to, as Sango called it, the bedroom wing. Kagome was very put out about having to stay in the palace for a month and actually staying there instead of escaping like she wanted to, and her opinion was voiced in a very loud manner.
"SANGO! YOU LET ME GO THIS FUCKIN INSTANT!" Sango was laughing at Kagome, completely ignoring her requests, though they could be heard throughout the palace, and the staff came to see what the problem was. They witnessed a girl being dragged through the halls, articulating her desire to NOT be here in a screaming tone that echoed through the corridors and had the staff plugging their ears in protest and cringing at the vocabulary.
"KAGOME! YOU ARE THE WINNER OF THE CONTEST! YOU'RE GOING TO BE STUCK HERE FOR A MONTH, SO GET USED TO IT!" The staff gasped. 'THIS was the girl that had won the contest? She was a PUNK! Inuyasha would be in for a lot of fun this month' was the thought that was going through the minds of every person standing in the halls watching the girl being dragged by her feet towards the wing holding the bedrooms.
The two soon arrived at the wing, and Kagome stopped struggling so she could see where they were going. The two punks stopped in front of a door. Sango opened it and Kagome let out a shriek of horror. The door they had opened, which had Kagome's name on the front, had pink walls, a pink bedspread, a pink canopy over the giant bed, a pink carpet, pink everything. Sango was staring openmouthed at the room, then shrieked out Miroku's name. Inuyasha was right behind him when he got there. Miroku was laughing and Inuyasha was just looking confused.
"What? Do you not like the room? We had it prepared just for you!" Inuyasha had no idea why the punk didn't like the room. It was a girl's favorite color, wasn't it? Didn't ALL girls LOVE pink or something?
"LIKE THE ROOM! I FUCKIN HATE IT! IT MAKES ME SHUDDER! PINK IS THE WORST COLOR IN THE UNIVERSE! IT'S SO BRIGHT!" Kagome shuddered. Pink was her least favorite color, or more explicitly, it should burn in hell.
"Huh? But I thought all girls liked pink? It's a girl color." Inuyasha was very confused. She hated pink? But…but that wasn't possible! ALL girls liked pink!
"You really are an idiot, aren't you?" Kagome sneered, getting Inuyasha's, and everyone else's, attention. Sango just sighed resignedly.
"What did you call me?" he said in a deathly quit voice that had sent others scrambling for safety.
"An idiot. Is there a problem with that?" Kagome said offhandedly. Inuyasha grew angrier.
"Do you know who I am?"
"Why yes! I believe I do! You're Inuyasha, the arrogant, cocky, basterd who has an ego the size of Jupiter. You're also a womanizer, a son of a bitch, an asshole who believes he can have everything whenever he wants, and a spoiled little brat. Did I get everything?" Kagome was inspecting her nails, seeing if any of the black nail polish had chipped, though she was really listening to the shocked, collective gasps of the staff, Inuyasha, and Kikyo. Sango just shook her head while Miroku laughed.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY!" Inuyasha shouted, his eyes going red. Kagome never moved, but the others backed up.
"Do you REALLY want me to repeat it? Fine, fine. You're an arrogant, cocky basterd who…" she was quieted when Inuyasha leapt at her. She stepped to the side and he fell flat on his face. "Tut tut. You should never try that on me. Been done one too many times." Kag wagged her finger at the hanyou face down on the floor. "Oh, and by the way, if I don't have a room that's has black walls and looks like this photo, you're going to regret that I ever won. And if you touch me, you die. Got all that?" And without waiting for a reply, Kagome walked off, leaving an angry hanyou on the ground and a laughing monk watching her walk away. Sango was trailing along after her, leading her to the pool using spoken directions.
"How….how….HOW can she resist me? I DON'T UNDERSTAND! All the girls, and a couple guys come to think of it, ADORE ME! How can she hate me? Did you hear what she called me? I don't believe it! I'm going to follow her and MAKE her like me. You'll see." Inuyasha got up and went to follow the punks. Miroku sighed at Inuyasha's one track mind.
"You know what? If you could get Kagome to like you just like that, it would make my job a whole hell of a lot easier, but I'm afraid its not that simple." Miroku sighed. He got up resignedly, his black leather pants and tight purple shirt making squeaking noises, and followed Inuyasha, groping a couple of the maids as he walked by them, and receiving slaps as well. Miroku was hopeless.
At the pool, Kagome had changed into her black bathing suit, which was held together be what looked like strings, but couldn't be accurately described as straps. Long black sleeves, red swirling around the, covered both arms, hugging them tight, attached to her middle finger through a loop. Her figure was shapely, but not like a model, more solidly built, like she was a fighter.
Her hair, which was now down and not pulled into a pony like it was when she arrived, was tipped and streaked blood red.((hey, does anyone know where to find blood red dye that's not from hot topic?)) Sango, who was beside her, wore a red swimsuit much like Kagome's without the sleeves, though her figure was more shapely and model-like. They both dove into the water, though it was obvious Kagome was better. She had the flexibility and the skill. Inuyasha whistled, and at that fateful moment, Kagome surfaced.
"Hey, what are you staring at?" Inuyasha's loose red pants and white shirt flapped in the sudden breeze, his silver-white hair fluttering as his ears moved. Kagome stared at the hanyou, waiting for an answer. What she got infuriated her.
"Get me some lemonade." Inu smirked, knowing that the punk would be infuriated. Miroku and Sango gasped. 'WAS HE WISHING FOR A DEATH SENTENCE!' Miroku and Sango both thought. The Kagome did something unexpected. She smirked, got out of the pool, and walked off towards the little bar attached to the pool. The three all looked at each other, and Sango, knowing something was up, began to walk to the other side of the pool. Kagome walked back, a glass of lemonade in her hand.
"You want this Inuyasha?" She asked, her smirk broadening. Sango began to shake, knowing exactly what that smirk meant. Inuyasha, unfortunately, didn't. He nodded warily. Kagome smiled sweetly.
"Ok, here you go!" And she dumped the contents of the glass on Inuyasha's head.
LMS: Hehe, I wanted to do that so bad! Poor Inu, no idea what he's in for! This is going to be so much FUN! Oh, and if you have any ideas on how to torment Inuyasha, you can review and tell me them, and if I use them, I'll give you the credit! OK! Now, to thank the reviews!
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