LMS: Yes, I know, I've been gone for a long time…due to laziness, a plot bunny, and a mild case of writers block….as well as my new found obsession with Rurouni Kenshin…..hehe…though I have improved my writing skills! Oh, yeah, my idea for how this story is going to work out has changed a little, but not enough for the first part of the story to change! Just wait and see! And for those who know Rurouni Kenshin, I stole a few ideas from there as well, though this isn't in any sense of the word a crossover, it's just a few ideas from my latest obsession, and something that will make Kagome twice as deadly, and twice as mean….heehee
Cai: Well, it sure took you long enough to update!
LMS: Thanks so much for the support! You're supposed to be my muse!
Cai: And you're the authoress! I can't type! I don't have physical hands! So deal with it!
LMS: Oh, good point…..drops subject ok, now, onto the story I have abandoned for so long…..And I was wondering if anyone else noticed the fact that half of Chapter Two is missing…….and if you do, then I'll re post it! Hehehe…….or it might just be my computer...that could be the problem...
Disclaimer: I OWN Inuyasha! (men in black suits with briefcases and a bad case of head colds come in with slips of paper) We have proof that you do not own it! See! (LMS looks sadly at paper, then rips them to shreds) Ha! Now you don't! (more pieces of paper are pulled out) Fine, fine, you win, I don't……god, now go away, let me cry in peace!
Tour, Bedrooms, candy, and a Confrontation
Sango and Kagome, who was still not too happy about staying at the mansion, walked around for a few minutes,chatting,until one of the servants came and gestured them off down a hallway, towards the rooms that Kagome had furiously turned down.
They stopped in front of another door, this one painted black, and the young woman told the irritable teen in a hesitant voice that her luggage was inside, then left, hurriedly trying to get away from Kagome.
"It seems you've managed to scare more people then just Inuyasha Kagome." Sango chuckled, looking away from her friend at the door next to the one they were standing in front of.
"And what the hell's that supposed to mean?" She asked, debating whether she should open the door or not. Sango looked over, black hair swinging.
"Have you completely ignored the way some of these people have looked at you?" She asked, her eyes staring pointedly at a spot over Kagome's shoulder. The punk turned to look, and saw more then a few people just standing around, glancing over at where the two stood, talking. Kagome heated up under the stares, all seemingly accusatory.
"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG? DON'T YOU HAVE JOBS TO DO? WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STANDING AROUND FOR? GET TO THEM!" She yelled, and they scurried off like mice while Sango shook her head. She didn't understand why Kagome did the things she did, but she knew it happened often enough to get routine. Kagome just didn't like people staring at her.
Her indecision over the moment she yelled at the servants, and she opened the handle into the room she now owned for the rest of the month.
It looked much like the picture she had handed Miroku, black walls with her red oval crosses on each wall, a black andsilver canopy bed, her dresser black, and a closet with doors painted to look like the entrance to a dungeon. Off to the side was another set of doors, presumably to the bathroom. Her suitcases were sitting in the middle of a skull, apparently the rug, since it served no other purpose then to be walked on.
Sango peeked in, and when she was satisfied that Kagome wouldn't tear down the place in displeasure, she walked next entrance and opened the door to the room she had owned for so long. One thing she had been grateful for was that she had made Miroku paint and furbish a room for her friend as soon as they had made the contest, since making a room like that one was nearly impossible in the amount of time that they had.
Next door, Kagome had changed out of her swimsuit and into a long sleeved black shirt, a hat, and long pants that seemed to form fit her legs. A few hooks at the top were obviously meant for chains, but Kagome ignored them for the moment as she left her room with a final glance and knocked on her best friend's door.
"HEY! Sango! Get your ass out! Miroku is waiting!" She yelled, even though there was plainly no one there. She looked over at the entrance to the hallway and made a small sound, causing the letch to emerge, his face a pleasant shade of red. Sounds of banging and crashing could be heard from within, and Miroku's face grew concerned.
"Sango? Are you okay?" he asked, peering intently at the door. His hand was slowly reaching for Kagome the whole time.
"I don't think so perv." She said quietly, grabbing his hand and twisting it. Miroku could have sworn he heard a pop, but he didn't feel anything other then pain. After a moment, Kagome let his arm go, and he reclaimed it, nursing it. At least his shoulder wasn't dislocated, or at least as far as he could tell.
"MIROKU! WHAT DID YOU DO! I HEARD A SCREAM!" A voice from inside shouted.
"Damn letch tried to grope me." Kagome said, calm. The door opened to a red faced Sango.
"I thought you weren't going to do that!" She yelled at him. He shifted uncomfortably.
"But Sango dear..." He didn't finish. Sango slapped the poor guy, who wavered, a red hand print visible on his cheek. "Ok..ok..lets..get on with the tour now shall we….twinkle twinkle wittle star…" He shook himself, then stood up straight. "Follow me."
For the next half hour, Kagome had become thoroughly lost, yelled at a few more people, and got the chance to flip off her nemesis, Inuyasha, once again. She loved the shocked look on his face, as if no one had dared do that to him! It was priceless, and left her gasping for air.
"Now, now, Kagome, you really shouldn't be doing that!" Sango admonished, her face amused.
"But it's so damn funny!" She laughed. Sango shook her head. Her friend was hopeless.
Dinner was a silent affair, other then a few insults exchanged by the two opposed teens. Both Sango and Miroku shook their head at the foolishness. I mean, didn't the 'Yo Mamma' jokes go out a long time ago? Along with the name calling? They finally interjected when the two were reduced to 'jerk.' 'butt face' 'meanie' and 'poopie head'. It was now getting stupid.
Sango dragged her friend, kicking and screaming, down the hallways and to their rooms. She opened Kagome's and shut her inside.
"I'll come get you in the morning!" She shouted, locking the teen in her room. Kagome kicked the door a few times, not at full force but enough to make her friend back off and retreat to her own room.
"Damn idiotic basterds leaving me here with that insufferable git…..grrrrrrrr. They lock me in my room, treat me like I'm a disease, and Inuyasha! Don't let me get started on him!" Kagome ranted on for about an hour, and all was heard by Sango, who had pressed her ear to the wall and was listening to every word. Eventually, she had to back away, the inevitable cause of one too many curses she had heard. Some of them she didn't know! And the she cringed as on particularly painful image came to mind, beckoned, no doubt, by whatever her friend had yelled. Now she wasn't going to be able to sleep without that picture haunting her! Damn.
Luckily for Sango's sanity, her friend finally calmed down, and the banging of her kicking things, as Sango had specifically ordered for nothing to be placed in her room that could be used as a projectile, stopped. She took a deep breath, waited about fifteen minutes, then walked out her door and slowly, for fear it might be shut back in her face rather forcefully, opened Kagome's and peeked inside.
Kagome was laying on the bed, or, in all actuality, she was sprawled, and a number of dents now decorated the dresser, walls, and bed posts. Sango whispered a good night, then went back into her room and fell fast asleep, not even noticing the note on the outside of the door, or the fact that the door was unlocked.
For Breakfast I would like candy, as much
As possible, or every single person
Responsible for me not getting my candy
Will be facing my wrath!
Kagome Higurashi
Sango was in for one hell of a morning.
The next day, Sango awoke to the sounds of someone giggling insanely, but figuring it was just an after affect of the nightmare she had, she shrugged it off. Then, when it didn't stop, she looked widely around, a shirt in her hand, a million thoughts running through her head. They finally landed on one, the source of her nightmare.
Someone had given Kagome candy. She dropped the shirt and rushed to her friend's room, desperate to make sure that all was well, and Kagome did not have candy. Unfortunately, she was utterly wrong. There, sitting on her bed in a long sleeved nightgown, was Kagome. And surrounding her, among the black and silver blankets, where piles upon piles of candy.
"Oh no, oh shit! Kagome, sweetie, who gave you the candy?" Sango asked, calmly. Kagome giggled while she shoved a piece of chocolate in her mouth.
"The nice people who work here came in this morning and gave me all this candy! Isn't it yummy, Sango! I love candy! Look at all the pretty colors!" Kagome seemed to be mesmerized by the swirls on the Hershey Kisses wrapper, and Sango suddenly realized that it had gotten much worse. She had spotted a can of coke lying empty on the ground.
The punk who wasn't incapacitated by the candy rushed from the room and straight into Miroku, clad only in a thin nightgown. Sango gulped as she saw the boy look her up and down, a wicked gleam in his eye.
"No, not now Miroku! Someone gave Kagome candy!" She didn't need to explain. Miroku knew what happened when the punk got candy, and it didn't look all too good for the rest of the mansion.
The two of them rushed back to Kagome's room, only to find said teen missing. They looked, horrified, then rushed in opposite directions, searching for the wayward girl.
Meanwhile, Kagome was wandering around, no clue where she was, buzzing on a sugar rush. It was just her luck she ran into Inuyasha. Literally.
"Hey, watch where your.." the actor started, then stopped when he saw who had run into him. Even he, who was said to be fearless, took a step back. The punk scared him, and she didn't really like him all that much. Said punk looked up into his face, and her eyes widened. Inuyasha braced himself for the insults, but was startled when he felt her reach up and rub his ears!
"AW! So cute! There just like my old puppy's ears. But now my puppy's dead." Her head dropped, and Inuyasha was surprised when he felt his heart wrench. He reached out a hand, but suddenly her face lifted. "Can I pet your ears now mister?" she asked, just like a child. Inuyasha didn't know what to say. All he did was nod dumbly. She smiled and clapped her hands, then reached out one hand and hesitantly rubbed one ear between two fingers gently.
She giggled happily when Inuyasha suddenly felt himself whimper happily. He didn't know why Kagome was suddenly so happy, and why she was being so nice to him, but he was going to enjoy it while it lasted. For some unknown reason, he felt happy when she smiled.
That was how Miroku and Sango found them fifteen minutes later, Kagome patting Inuyasha's ears while said teen happily smiled, and a genuine smile at that. They stood for a moment, enjoying the sight (as well as taking a few pictures) before Sango came up and gently tapped Kagome on the shoulder.
"Come on now dear. We need to go get dressed." She said gently. Kagome frowned for a minute, then looked at Inuyasha. "Bye mister Inuyasha! Kagome is happy you let her pet your ears!" She smiled, giggled, and waved at the hanyou, who, a little disappointed, waved back. Kagome was acting a little strange, like a child inevery sense of the word, but he made her happy! Then he blushed when he saw Miroku standing down the hall, smirking.
"Please don't develop those pictures. Not right now anyway, Please?" He asked, resigned. Miroku sighed, then nodded, having no choice really. Sango had made him promise the same thing.
"Fine, dog boy. No developing the pictures. Actually, I was thinking of putting them in my scrapbook." Inuyasha looked at him quickly. "The one I'm making of the month she's here for, idiot." Miroku said.
"And, pray tell, why are you making a scrapbook?" he asked, voice low. Miroku smiled, completely oblivious to the danger.
"Because, she's the first person to flick you off to your face! And that was a priceless photo! This one is going under 'First Time Kagome's Nice to Inu'" He declared. Inuyasha shook his head, punched his friend in the arm, and walked off towards the gym, muttering something about needed to work off some steam, or whatever.
Kagome slowly came back to her senses as she was walked to her room. She remembered Inuyasha, his ears, and lots of candy. The she realized. She had gotten candy, and Sango hadn't stopped her from eating it! Now she remembered, and she blushed a deep red as she did. Sango looked over, no doubt knowing that her friend had recalled what she did.
"Aw man, now I'll never get my reputation back! Shit!" She exclaimed, then waved her friend off as she walked into her room, head bowed in thought. Sango shrugged and went back to her room to blast some music.
Kagome quickly changed into some exercise clothes and grabbed what looked like a long stick from her bag. She left her room silently, making sure no one was following her and that Sango was in her room. Not even Sango knew abut this. She krept to the gym, remembering where it had been because it was where she had flicked Inuyasha off the second time.
Opening the door silently, she slipped inside and unsheathed what was revealed as a Katana. Turning, she found herself face to face with the worst person that could possibly be there.
"And what do you think your doing?" came the question, low and demanding. She gulped and opened her mouth….
LMS: Ah, yes, yet another cliffie! Though if you can't guess who the person is, your dumber then you look. Now, for explanation time, or so it seems! And for those stooges who think they can sue me on anything, I DO NOT OWN HERSHEY! ALL I OWN ARE THE ONES IN MY CABNET! God people!
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