The Third Uchiha

NO I DON'T OWN NARUTO!!!!! SO STOP ASKING ME! THE NERVE OF SOME PEOPLE! SHEESH! Wait; Thanks to itachi-sama15 for the great ideas. YOU ROCK!!

Team 7 turned around, and so did the opposing team.

" You!" The two girls of the team shouted at each other. (Now we know it's not Hinata)

" Pig!"

"Forehead!"

"Pig!"

"Forehead!"

"Pig!"

" How troublesome." Shikamaru yawned. " Women."

" WHAT DID YOU SAY?!!?!?!?!?!?!" The girls turned around toward Shikamaru. He Sweat dropped. In a few seconds, he was beaten to a pulp. (Yeah, I know, not very realistic, but hey; it's fanfiction, you can do WHATEVER YOU WANT!)

" I can't believe you just beat up your teammate!"

" I can't believe you helped me!"

" Pig!"

"Forehead!"

" Pig!"

" Forehead!"

"Pig!"

The girls continued their endless bickering as the boys left unnoticed. (Hey, how come Shikamaru's healed? Oh well! Don't ask me!)

The two teams parted their ways after an, um, INTERESTING battle.

RepLaY!

Sasuke used his huge fireball technique of a failure thingymabob to knock out Shikamaru, who fell asleep right away. (That's NOT how it's called. That's pretty obvious.) Erm, Sakura and Ino were obviously fighting with WORDS…. And Chouji… Could I say that he and Naruto were fighting by having a contest at a random ramen stand that appeared out of nowhere? (I'm sorry if there's too much randomness. I had too much doughnuts today. Heh.) All in all, team 7 ACTUALLY GOT THE SCROLL! (I really don't want to write this part. If you happen to want to read it, I suppose I could…you know, write it)

As Asuma's team slumped away, Team 14 (I'm just going to make that Kirina's team) appeared in front of them, and knocked them out AGAIN! (If you want me to be serious next time I write, PUT UP A REVIEW!)

It just so happened that at this very minute, Hinata and her team were searching for a team to mess with, they came across TEAM 7!!! Reluctantly, Hinata approached Kiba, and asked softly,

" Do we have to do this"

" Don't be such a baby, Hinata. Now get out and fight." (I don't HATE Kiba, I just think he's… insensitive.) Team 7 turned around to fight the approaching team, and brought out their kunais. Suddenly, Hinata activated her Byakugan and plunged toward Sakura with her hand held out. Naruto saw this, and threw himself in front of the pink haired kunoichi. Hinata immediately tried to stop, but ended up falling, and landed on Naruto. And Sakura? She was shivering and backing away, even though the opposing team had no attacks being readied. Naruto and Hinata were in a VERY akward position. Hinata blushed madly, and Naruto turned red too.

" Um… Hinata?"

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