In The Life Of Emmett

(The Comedy)

Chapter 2- Teddy Bear

"Okay, Bella.You hit her on the back of the head, and I'll get the car started." I whisper behind the door. She screams, and Edward runs in.

"EMMETT!" She puts her hand over her heart. I start cracking up.

"YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN YOU FACE!!" I say.

"What did you do to her?" Edward asks.

"He snuck up on me! How can you be so big, and be as quite as a mouse?"

"Easy." I start, "You walk slowly, and try not to laugh, I almost did."

" Why?"

"WHY?" Edward and I repeat.

"yeah, why?"

"I thought of the expression one might see on your face. But it wasn't nearly as funny as the one you really have."

"SHUT UP."

"WHY?" I mimic. Edward laughs, and Bella sticks out her tongue.

"Where's my big teddy bear?" Rosalie runs in laughing.

"SHUT UP." I whine, mimicing Bella at the same time. She sticks out her tongue again.

" Why? That's cool, Rosalie." Bella says. We all gasp. NO WAY. BELLA JUST COMPLIMENTED ROSALIE!! Rosalie, slightly laughing, smiles.

"Thanks. Hey, Alice is about to burn her wardrobe, as part of her new 12- step, self-help-to-stop-shopping-program. Want to watch?"

"Sure. I HAVE to see this." Bella answers. They skip out, giggling.

" Did I miss something?" I ask. Edward nods.

"Everyday, they are nicer to each other, but WHY?"

" Whatever.I have no idea. Let's go point and laugh." I say.

" WHERE IS MY TEDDY BEAR?" Bella and Rosalie walk in yelling. I immitate Bella, and stick out my tongue. Bella walks over, glowing. OH CRAP!

" WHAT?" I ask, eyeing her. She giggles. DON'T DO IT!

"Nothing." She says. " Look, I am so sorry," She pauses, with an evil smile, "It must not be held against you that you're as mean as Alice and Jasper when you play jokes on me, when you look like a cute, cuddly, teddy bear." Rosalie cackles, and grabs Bella's arm. They skurry out,whispering, giggling, and cackling .

"Oh, I am sorry about that. but you are going to be okay, right? That's a compliment since teddy bears are usually cute. She lied about that part. All actually..."

"SHUT UP! They have been doing this every day!" I yell, intrupting Edward.

" Oh, fine then. She wasn't lying."He laughs, and runs in to Rosalie's room. I hear them laugh quietly, so i plan to get them back. I run into the kitchen, grab the biggest knife in the house, (the butcher's), and walk quietly to the room.

"Hey, Bella? Would you peek to see if Emmett's outside?" Edward asks.He must know my plan.she turns the knob, andedward pulls her out of the knife's way.

" HOW'S THIS FOR A CUTE TEDDY BEAR NOW? BOO HAHA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"I yell, kicking down the door. Bella and Rosalie cling to each other, screaming at the top of their lungs. Edward high-fives me, and helps Bella up. I help Rosalie up, and they both slap me.

" Meanie." They mutter, and walk out.

"Nice teddy," Edward jokes. I punch his arm, and run out, and into my room.