Emmett's Life
The Comedy
Chapter 3- my teddy bear is scared
"PLEASE! JUST ONE BITE!" Alice whines. I shake my head.
"NO!'' I say again. "I want to keep this baby bear! No EATING it!!!"
" Oh, come on, now , Emmett! We haven't hunted in a month! I might snap at Bella." Jasper says.
" Speaking of," Rosalie starts. She pulls Bella out of the kitchen, and into the dining room. Bella is eating a muffin.
" Did ESME cook that?" We ask in usion.
"No," She laughs. "It's Rosalie who made it. Surprizingly, it hasn't crumbled to dust yet."
"Thanks, Bella. I am surprized you are alive to eat it. You should have fallen on the air by now."
"Hardy har har. Oh, guess who called yesterday. About you. Rosalie..."
"Who? That Mike Newton gutbag?" She asks. I laugh.
" Likely." Jasper, Edward and I mutter in usion.
"Hey, that ggggguuuuuttttttbbbbaaaaagggggg, is my frienddddddd ddddooooo yyyoooouuu uuunnndddeeerrrssstttaaannndd mmmmmmeeeeee?"
"WHAT?!?!" I ask laughing.
"I said that gutbag is a very good friend of mine. and then I asked if she speaks stupid, in stupid of coure." She answers. Okay, that's it. It's hard enogh not laughing like a hynna in a straitjacket normaly.
"Oh,---- I can----- gra---en----teeeeee----------- that------ she can-------- speak---------- stupid------------!" I say ask I die of laughter. Rosalie sticks out her tongue.
" You can't even talk right. It sound like you said graenteee, not guarantee."
" I did.say guarantee, it just sounded weird 'cause I was laughing.