Disclaimer: I don't own anything - not even a single bottle of beer the wall.
Chapter 2 – Old Bessie
"Creed," Michael jollily employed his 'Dunder Mifflinites', "Offered to drive us to Disneyland in his yellow school bus!"
"Oh..." Pam's voice trailed off.
"Is that old thing even allowed to be on the road?" Angela demanded.
"Sure it is!" Creed told her, "Old Bessie runs as smooth as she did when she was first out on the road."
"You named the bus Old Bessie?" Oscar asked, amazed.
"Sweet," said Kevin, in his usual flat tone, "Cute Disneyland employees and an old bus."
"Wow," Meredith told the camera, "And I thought my car was in bad shape."
Against their better judgment, the employees of Dunder Mifflin Scranton boarded Old Bessie. Creed was in the driver's seat. Michael took the front. Also sitting in front were Dwight and Angela. Kevin and Oscar sat towards the middle, with Kelly and Meredith directly behind them. Jim, Pam, Toby, Phyllis, Andy, and Stanley all took seats towards the back, with the documentary crew.
Phyllis called Bob Vance on her cell phone; Kelly was listening to her ipod. Things were actually pretty quiet (Michael had fallen asleep) until Kevin started singing "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall."
"99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer!" Kevin sang with an unusual amount of enthusiasm, "Take on down, pass it around –"
"Kevin! That song is inappropriate!" Angela told him angrily.
Kevin stuck his tongue out at here and continued singing. By this time, Michael had woken up and started to sing. Meredith and Andy joined in, too.
"Take one down, pass it around, 92 bottles of beer on the wall!"
Toby later told the camera, "This was definitely not approved by corporate."