If I owned The Office, Jim and Pam would've been together in season one, and Dwight and Angela probably would be married by now.

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Chapter 5 – Rumors

"Calling all Dunder Mifflin people!" Michael, who was standing in front of Denny's, shouted, "Old Bessie leaves in five minutes, so be ready!"


"There are terrible rumors going around about me and Dwight, about what we did in the bus," Angela told the camera, "And for the record, they are not true. They are not true!"

"I don't know where you got that idea," Dwight told the camera, "Angela and I did nothing of the sort!"

Kevin giggled, "Dwight and Angela did it in Old Bessie."


Five minutes later, everyone was in the bus, waiting for Kelly, who was animatedly chatting away on her cell phone.

"Hey Jim?" Pam asked quietly from their seat on the back of Old Bessie.

"Yeah?"

"There are rumors that Dwight and Angela –"

Jim shuddered, "Stop it, Pam. I don't want to think about them doing that on this bus...and don't get any ideas."

Pam smirked, "Aw, but it's one of my sexual fantasies."

Kevin, who was sitting in front of the happy couple, turned around, "What are you guys talking about?"

"Um, nothing Kev," Jim replied.


"Kevin has really good hearing," Pam told the camera matter-of-factly.


"What?" Michael asked the camera, surprised, "Dwight and Angela did that in the bus? Wow!"


"Kelly!" Michael yelled impatiently, "C'mon!"

"Coming!" Kelly shut her phone and got onto the bus, taking the seat next to Kevin.

"Ohmigosh, Pam, guess who Karen's dating? I just got off the phone with her!" Kelly exclaimed.

Karen had transferred to the Albany branch a few months ago, and, apparently, she was dating someone special.

"Um, David from corporate?"

"No, silly. Roy."

"Really? Well, that's good. I guess." Pam replied; the truth was, she couldn't care less about Karen or Roy's love lives.

"Yeah!" Kelly replied, "Oh, they should totally double date with you and Jim!"

"That might be a bit awkward," Kevin piped up, "Considering Roy tried to kill Jim."

"True, but I think Roy's ok with Jim now," Kelly said.

"Maybe," Kevin said.


"I don't know what all the fuss is about," Meredith said to the camera, "Who cares what Dwight and Angela do while they're alone on busses? Now, if it had been Jim and Pam on that bus, then you'd have something."

"Meredith said what?!" Jim's expression as he spoke to the camera was priceless, "Um, for the record, Pam and I only do G rated things while we are on busses."