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Chapter 7 - Andy Sings
The ladies of the office sat inside Old Bessie with Toby while everyone else pushed the bus to the nearest gas station. Andy could be heard, singing Lovefool by The Cardigans while he helped to push Old Bessie.
"My favorite ride at Disneyland?" Jim thought for a moment, "The Matterhorn; and no, I'm not just saying that because Dwight spent an hour lecturing us about how it was unsafe."
"I really like the King Arthur Carrousel," Pam smiled at the camera.
"Love me love me
say that you love me
fool me fool me
go on and fool me
love me love me
pretend that you love me
leave me leave me
just say that you need me!"
"Hey Andy!" Meredith yelled out of one of Old Bessie's windows.
"Meredith!" Andy replied in his usual manner, "What can I do for you?"
"Stop singing Lovefool," She replied sternly.
"What?" He looked shocked.
"We're going to Disneyland, you need to sing a Disney song," Meredith told him, "That and you kill the song." She said that last bit under her breath.
"Ok," Andy thought for a few minutes, and then began to sing Hakuna Matata, from The Lion King.
"Hakuna matata! What a wonderful phrase
Hakuna matata! Ain't no passing craze
It means no worries for the rest of your days
It's our problem-free philosophy –"
"Andy!" Jim exclaimed, exasperated.
"Yes, Big Tuna."
Jim though about it for a moment, and then realized that trying to get Andy to stop singing would be a lost cause.
"Never mind," he muttered.
Jim was soon relieved of Andy's singing, anyway, when Michael, Dwight and Creed began to chant,
"One – two- three – PUSH! One – two- three – PUSH! One – two – three – PUSH!"
Inside of Old Bessie, Phyllis said to Pam, "I'm not sure which is worse, Andy singing Lovefool, Andy singing Hakuna Matata, or those three chanting."
Pam laughed, "Me neither."
"I don't really have a favorite thing at Disneyland, although all the places where you can get food are great," Kevin said to the camera in his usual flat monotone, "I'm more into the employees...you know, if they're cute." He giggled.
"The best ride at Disneyland?" Michael told the camera, "That's easy! Space Mountain...duh!"
They finally got to a gas station, and Old Bessie was ready to go. Toby got up so Jim could have hit seat next to Pam.
"Ew, you're all sweaty," she told him good naturedly.
"What do you expect? I've been pushing this bus for a half hour," He replied, grinning at her, "And if you think I'm sweaty, you should see Dwight."
Pam laughed.
"I heard that, Jim!" Dwight yelled from the front of Old Bessie.
"C'mon...guys," Michael said from where he was lying down in his seat, "Don't start now, I have a headache."
"Michael," Angela said, annoyed, "You are so melodramatic."
"Angela...shut it."
"It's our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matata!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna matata!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna matata!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna matata!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna—"
"ANDY!" Michael yelled angrily.
"Sorry, boss," Andy replied, "Do you want some Tylenol for your headache?"
"Yeah, I have a really bad headache," Michael told the camera, "This is almost as bad as the time when I burnt my foot on my George Foreman grill."
Love me love me...say that you love me...