AN: srry aboot teh speling guiz. mi cuzin usuly tipes dese 4 me, butt she iz beign a ass whole. wii gut in2 a fite und she sed dat she wunt tipe 4 me until i uhpologize1 wich i wunt cuz she iz bieng uh totle prep!!1 i hat prepz! nd 2 da lozers whu flaymed muh- gu 2 heel!1 unto da sotree.

un2 teh storee:

draco gut up aftur aelx hit him und he locked pized.

"wut teh fuk waz thst 4?" he scramed at alex. i had to cuver mi mowth 2 stawp frum lafing. i saw alex smirk, 'god hes hoot whin he smirkes' i thawt to miself

"i felt lyk it! thats why!!1" he snupped bak. harry and those 2 prepz wit him locked scarred. but whi shoodent they b? i meen, me an alex we're bowth really tuff. we can kick eny1s azzes if we really felt lyk it.

"thatz nut a reezin u freek!11" the preppy chick sed to him.

"butt out of dis muddy blood((geddit, cuz im goffik)). itz nun((i hat nuns! dey can burn in h-e-a-v-e-n for all i car)) of ur bisness!" he snaped at hur. i tihnk it hert hur feelers cuz her eyes gut all watering.

i rulled my eyes at tehm. draco wuz hot, and alex licked potter, butt the prepz nnyded ((if u dunt no whu Nny iz, get da FUKK away frum muh storee!)) 2 dye. dey r alwayz so anoying! draco turded 2 alex agen.

"answer mi qweshten. why did u hit me?!" he yelled, alex smirked. it wuz usually a sign he wuz gettin 'turned on'. so i glared at him.

"Ziehen Sie sich zurück, er ist mein"((dats 'back off, hes mine' in japanese)) i snaped at alex. draco wuz mine, he cood haev potter, i didnt car if he gut potter.

"Kumm on, gerade eines Nachts mit ihm heran. Zu sehen, was er ist like." ((dats 'come on, jest 1 nite wit him to see wut hes liek')). everyone locked at us wit wierd faces.

"fine" i sed, giving in. den i locked at them. "r n e of u homophobes?" i asked them. they all shocked they're head no. "ok" i sed.

"im bi, i cent be a homophobic basterd" said potter

"yeh, same here" said draco. I locked at run and hermyknee.

"nd you 2?" i asked

"harry is our friend, is we we're hompohobs we woodnt b freends wit him." da preppy girl sed. the freckeld reterd just nooded in argument. alex got this wierd lock on his face and started 2 eye draco up and down. draco did teh saim to him. alex raized his eyebrows at draco, and drako smirked. harry wuz getting jealous, i cood tell by da lock on his face. he wantded alex's atnetion... badly.

"do u guyz cut?" he assed everyone? evry1 nodded except alex. he didnt cut cuz hiz parentz wood wip him if he did. so he didnt. draco licked that, and so did potter. i could tell. then we all sat down and the preps left, dey where lozer prefectz.

"unly prats r prefectz" draco explained. i asked wut house we'd be in, und dey said we gut to chews. i fund out draco wuz in slythering, and potter wuz tranzfuring in2 dat hows. so me und laex sed we'd go dere.