a?n: ok, mi cuzin und I 'mad up' but, stupid brst az she IZ((gedit? lyk ivander zim, cuz he rulz)) she went un vacnation wit hur pair ents((a pair of ents, lyke LOTR)) so I hav 2 wate 4 hur 2 get bac frum france. dey r stayin dere 4 a munth. the litlte prick dowsnt even speek french. untu da storee!!1 o, bi ((bi guiz r so fuvking SMEXY!!!11)) the way ((Gerard way RULZ!!!)) I furgut ((guts covered in fur)) to menshun, dis is a sung fic by populair demund.
dizclaimur: i du nut own anyting regardin HP ((cept for Alex, und Syl, I own dem)) und i du nut own dese lyrics. Tokio Hotel ((teh bust band in du hole fikin wurld dose!))
SToreE:
a few ours latter teh trane stupped and we ull jest set there, wateing 4 teh prepz und pozurs 2 gut ((geddit? cuz im goff((nd a canmiball, butt dunt tull NE1 or ill stap u))nd i rull)) of teh trane so wii cood leev. lookily teh preppy dudez neber caim bac.
az teh last prup gut ((gesddit?)) off, drako, Alex, and mi gut ((gedddit?)) off. Alex und draco we're wulkin next 2 each offer in frunt of me. it made mi deprussed dat drako licked Alex more then me. i wunted 2 cri, but we we're in da garte hall bi ((bi guiz are so HOTT)) den, so it wuz 2 lait.
"id lyke to welcum 2 new transvers frum Sweden. Alex Maundrell, and Sylvanas Amenia. they r veree powurfill peepole, and itd be wize if u didnt mak dem mad." sad sum pozer perp. he den locked at me und winked. 'EWW PERBERT' i htought. "NEway, wut hows wood u 2 lyk 2 be in?" he assed us.
"wii wunt 2 b in slythern" Alex stated sexily. duh prep starred at us. i rulled mi eyez
"very wull tehn. slyhterin it iz ((gettid?))" he sad ((geddit?)) me und Alex waled over 2 teh slytherin tabel und sat with drako and haryy. und the 4 of us gut ((geddit?)) 2 talkin
"so... do eifer of u hav boifriends?" drako azed. Alex nudged yes, i nudded no. he hud a boifiend, i didnt. drako locked sad then.
"his nam is Will Turner. hez really sexy, und i lyk him uhlot." Alex sad ((geddit?))
"oh" drako und haryy sad ((geddit?)) togeder.
i gut ((gettid?)) hunry then, so i eat a blood muffin. tehn a gurl walled up 2 us.
"wut, we rn't kool enuff 2 meet ur new fiends?" teh gurl sed. i pade know uhtenshun 2 tehm. "plees, sat dwon" drako saed.
"hi, im Rayven ((Nny diz iz((gettod?)) u!1 u rull so herd!!!!111))" teh gurl ssed. teh gui next 2 hurt ((geddit?)) set on teh othur side of mi.
"im Crow" he sed. Alex locked at Crow, tehy licked eaach other, i new it.
"im Alex, und dis iz ((geddit?)) Syl." Alex sed.
all uf us gut ((geddit?)) 2 talin when...