Boxers, Briefs, or Commando?

(((I don't think I technically own any thing in this world. I mean nothing is under MY name; my cats are under my dad's name, same with my cell and laptop. I DIDN'T EVEN BYE NEW MOON, MY DAD BOUGHT IT FOR ME!!!! And I keep it on page 486 Teehee)))

"Uh, Edward?"

"Yes, love," how can he not realize what happened to his pants? It has got to be breezier then before the incident…

"I wont to recite a little poem for you, Okay. I promise it has nothing to do with changes," It should be easier this way; at lest, it will be for me, I'm not the one with underwear showing so, I don't know how he will take it…

"What's this poem, Bella?"

Here goes nothing, no I take that back, here goes everything, "I see London, I See France, and I see Edward's under pants," I wonder how many shades of red I am blushing this time…

"Bella what are you talking about??"

"Well, you see Edward, when you where outside, wrestling with Jasper, you managed to ripe your pants up the outer seam. And I can see you black boxers that had little Christmas Trees on them. Which leads to the question, why are you wearing Christmas boxers in the middle of summer?" Ha, ha if Edward could blush, he would be darker then I am!

"Emmett decided to steal all my other ones before he went with Rosalie to go hunting, so it was either these or my Easter boxers," Edward mutters while covering his face with his hands, he id now sitting on the couch, hunched over so his elbows can rest on is knees.

I move to sit in front of him, "uhuh, and why do you have seasonal boxers?" I giggle, and try to pry his hands off his face.

"Alice," He is not giving in anytime soon, so time for a change of plans.

"Okay, that sounds like Alice, too me. Are you planning on plotting revenge, love?" He looks at me through a crack in his finger when I say revenge, and he wraps his arms around me when I say love. So, I am kneeling in between his legs while he is hugging me.

"Maybe…." He sounds really embarrassed still.

"Do you want me to help?"

"What did you have in mind?"

"Well, we could spread rumors about Alice being pregnant, but I don't wants her to hate me. So, I say we steal her credit cards. We can decide what to do with them later, but if you noticed, she did not have any pockets in her outfit, and she left all purses at home, so we can take all hers, I think Jasper's wallet fell out in the back yard too."

"You are evil, Bella."

"Well, if you want to do it you better go get Jasper's wallet before he does, and you might want to change pants," and he vanishes. I am going to go to Alice and Jasper's bedroom. I don't think he ha a saying in how the room turned out, but it is still his bedroom too.

I think she redecorated since last time I came in here. The walls are now black, with pink pant splattered everywhere. The confider on the on the bed is also black, with a REALLY big pink flower on it, the dresser, bed, and desk are all black wood, and the computer chair is like that black leather one on The Sims the one that is all boxy, and has arm rests. On the dresser, they're in a pink flower, the same type that is on the bed, in a vase. I don't know what type, but it looks kind of fancy.

Back on track, I have to go to Alice's HUGE closet. Now, there are three doors, which one will be her closet. I will try door number three first, but no. That would be the bathroom. Time to try door number one. What, why is there a chicken in here? And this is not any old ordinary chicken, no. Someone dumped a jar of marshmallow fluff on its poor little head, tossing the jar into the closet. The poor thing was also glues into a KFC bucket, the chicken that was in there was scattered on the floor it look kind of green and moldy too, on the KCF bucket someone glued pictures from "Cats: The Musical" on to it. Next to the unfortunate chicken are lots of mashed potatoes. In the mash potatoes there are: a mini samurai sword and a stuffed llama. This closet smells so bad I am rather surprise that the whole house doesn't reek. I think I need to vomit now.

I turn around and I scream, you will never guess whom I found behind me. It was none other than: EDWARD. He covers my mouth, with his, before the scream can get too loud, he is also wearing different pants now, and I will never be able to look at Christmas Trees the same again. Bet you thought I was going to say Jasper, right? No, him and Alice are a bit scared to come back to the house, especially since Jasper is doubly scare because Alice is scare, and he keeps on sending scared vibes back out to Alice. Yeah they will be there for a while. "You scared me, Edward."

"I'm sorry, love. I see you found what's hidden in Jasper's closet. This is why he never was any say in the room. He did in there first room with us and he made it look like a war prison, it was pretty creepy, if you ask me" wow, I did not know how weird Jasper really was. Hmm, I can only imagine what Emmett has in his closet, I must have shuddered because Edward choose that moment to ask, "What are you thinking, Bella?"

"Oh, I was just imagining Emmett's closet, do you think he has like a Mummy in there or something?"

"I see why you shuddered. And he did at one point in time, he and Jasper set it up in the living room to make it look like it was reading, but then Esme came home and made them get rid of it. She burnt the couch after that. He also had a flying squirrel in it before to. We have to hire special people to clean out their closets before we move. They need special gear, one time we where asked if they where creating biological warfare weapons."

"Wow I never someone knew someone could be so… nasty."

"Well, Jasper and Emmett can be, and they are to the best of their abilities. It is really weird. They have contest to see who can get the nastiest closet sometimes. I do not feel the need to make a mess or be 'manly' as Jasper puts it, and, in human years, I am the Youngest, I should be the most immature, but I guess we were all raised differently, and I have had more time for Esme to 'whip me into shape,' as Emmett so vulgarly puts it. But I truly was already like this. It has to be the way we where raised."

"Yeah, well this closet is making me sick, so I think I should close it."

"Good idea, and let's go into Alice's closet. All here credit cards are in a jewelry box in the back. She changes purses to often to keep them in one of those," with that we closed Jasper's closet door, and opened Alice's.

Alice's closet was a lot nicer. It was HUGE too. It seemed, to me, to be about ten feet by ten feet. On the three walls that the door was not on, there were two poles, one at the top of the wall and one midway down. The top pole had only tops on it, and the bottom pole only had bottoms. The Left wall had summer wear, the far wall had spring and fall garments, and the right wall had winter clothing. On the wall the door was on there was only one pole, about a third of the way down. This wall only had formal fashion. Above the dresses and door, she put up pictures, on the right there are pictures of Jasper, in looks like ten-year intervals, and on the left there are pictures of Alice. Above the door there is one picture of Alice and Jasper, probably around when they first joined the Cullen family. In the middle there was an island type thing, it was a square, with each side being four feet each and having a height of five feet. On top there are plants, why Alice has plants in her closet I have no idea. On one side there were only light purses. This side, which has the lighter purses, was facing the left where the summer clothes are. On the opposite side, that is facing the winter wardrobe, has only darker purses. The side that you see when you first walk in only has formal foot wear on it. It is scary how many stilettos Alice has. I walk around the big block, only t find that the last side has the comfy, everyday, and I-don't-stick-out-like-a-sore-thumb shoes. They are facing the spring and fall garments. And, of course, there is a black latter that can role, so Alice can reach all her shirts.

Okay, Edward said a jewelry box in the back of the closet. In the back of the closet there are the spring and fall clothes, which are right in front of me now. Oh, I see something shinny, I just need to push these pants out of my way. I SEE IT, the jewelry box. Okay now to get Edward to pick it up. It is pretty big, but not so pretty, it is like a mini dresser.

"Edward, found it!" he was searching else wear, and now he is picking up the jewelry box, "So, what are we going to do with it?"

"I have an Idea…"

(((So what is Edward's idea? Is it going to work? What is Alice going to do? Will Jasper every calm down enough to calm Alice down? And does it have anything to do with Edward's boxers?)))