(((Still no ownation of Twilight.)))
----Five years latter Vampire Bella's POV----
They are going to tear down the mall in Forks…
The one that I hid Alice's Credit cards in.
Poor Alice doesn't have any, she has to have Esme take her shopping. To I have a plan.
"Hey Alice!" I call, she appears in front of me.
"Yeah Bella?"
"You remember that bow of credit cards you had when I was human?"
"Yeah."
"Well I know where it is!"
"REALLY!!!"
"Yeah, and I might just show you.. now put on this blind fold," I made sure she couldn't see, and lead her out to my car. I had finally gave in and let Edward buy me a new car, it was a midnight blue Volvo.
"So where are we going?"
"You'll see."
----twenty minutes of Alice asking that same question latter----
"You can take off the blind fold now."
"Why are we at the mall?"
"This, my dear sister, is where your cards are.'
"Why?"
"Because who would look for credit cards in a mall?"
"True, very true," we walk into the mall and I lead Alice to the bathroom, "Bella, where are you going?"
"Have you ever even thought of going in here, Alice?"
"No, but what does…" realization covered her face, "you put my credit cards in the bathroom?"
"Yes, at least Edward didn't put them in the Men's room!"
"Thank God he didn't do that!"
"Now, let's get your cards, then leave."
"What, no shopping?"
"Only if you want to run home, and someone might recognize us here.'
"True, your just chalk full of factual things today, aren't you?"
"But of course, now get in there," I push Alice into the bathroom, which really needed to be cleaned.
"Now what?" I got in to a stall, and stood on the toilet.
"It's up here," I move aside the ceiling tiles, and pulled out a dusty box, "Here you go!"
"I can buy stuff again!!!!" Alice dropped down on her knees and held the box above her head. I just walked out of the bathroom, leaving her there.
"Bye Alice," I figure I should let her know.
"Wait, Bella don't leave me!!" and she's at my side. We get into the car and drive home.
(((THE END)))