Stranger>

He was just walking, minding his own business when he heard something in a tree, "Who's there!" He called out. He grabbed a shuriken and moved quickly into the nearest tree, "Kuso! I'm fucked now..." He turned around and saw some one hit their head on the tree. He pointed his shuriken at them quickly and waited for them to sense him.

They turned around and he jumped on the questions. "Who are you and what do you mean by hiding." He watched her open her mouth. He waited for her to respond but her eyes rolled into her head and she fainted instead.

"Damn it! I can't leave a girl out here! I'm a ninja, it'd be wrong to leave her out during hunting season. Believe it!" He walked over to her and picked her up. He jumped out of the tree and came face to face with his friend. "Sasuke! Can you help me? She's heavy!" His friend gave him a weird look and sighed.

He took the girl from his friend and they walked back to the village, "God, she's not heavy Naruto, she's just wearing too many layers. And that armor isn't too light either." Naruto grabbed one of her arms and help Sasuke carry her to the village.

It was nearly midnight when she came to.

Botan>

She was having such a good dream, Hiei was sitting in the park eating ice cream with her. She'd just hit him in the face with a spoonful of ice cream when a bucket of water was thrown on her.

She sat up and gasped. She looked around, "Oh crap...I'm screwed now...if I ever get out of here Hiei is going to kill me for sure!" She didn't notice the three other people in the room. "Damn, damn, damn! Why can't I do anything right! Grrrr!" She slammed her fists against the floor.

"Miss?" She jumped a foot when she heard a man talking to her. "Ohgod, ohgod, itsademon, itsademon..." She whipped around to see not one but three people behind her. "W-what do you want with me? I swear I don't have anything!" She knew she was acting a little strangely, but it was best to just get it all out of the way before they started getting ideas.

All 4 of them.>

The three ninja's watched her as she woke up, "Oh crap...I'm screwed now...if I ever get out of here Hiei is going to kill me for sure!" She hit her head with her hand, then muttered, "Damn, damn, damn! Why can't I do anything right! Grrrr!" She slammed her fists into the floor. Naruto sat back and watched Sasuke approach her, "Miss?" "Ohgod, ohgod, itsademon, itsademon..." She whipped around and freaked out. "W-what do you want with me? I swear I don't have anything!"

She was acting really weird, but Sasuke supposed it was a normal reaction when some one passed out in the forest and wakes up in a building. "Miss, calm down. We don't want anything..." He held up his hands while he spoke, but Naruto cut him off. "Speak for yourself Sasuke, I wanna know what the hell she was doing spying on this village." Botan watched them with horror.

They were probably going to kill her or something. "P-please! don't kill me! I-I'll do anything you want! Just p-please don't hurt me!" They watched her, confused. "Aww look what you've done now Naruto, you scared the poor woman." The two boys looked at their companion, and Naruto glared. "I did not Sakura! She's just delusional or something!" He jumped to his feet as he finished yelling.

"Y-you're not demons. Are you?" They turned to look at her and started laughing. "N-no, we aren't demons." The girl said when she stopped laughing, "We're ninja." The dark haired boy said next. The blonde guy in the orange was the last to stop laughing. "I'm the fifth hokage! Believe it!" "I don't believe it." He glared at the girl with pink hair. "Well no one asked you Sakura!" Botan started giggling at the two.

They all stared at her. "What's so funny?" She looked at them both and giggled again, "Nothing! It's just, you two fight like Yusuke and Keiko! It's just so kawaii!" They sweat dropped, one minute she was afraid of them, next she was calling them cute and laughing at them.

Sakura was the first to get over it, "Did you say Yusuke? Did you mean Urameshi, Yusuke?" Botan stopped giggling and looked afraid again. "did I say Yusuke? I meant ummmm Kuwabara?" "Kuwabara, Kazuma?" She started panicking.

"W-what do you want with them! They're good people, never done a bad thing in their lives! You'd better not be thinking of hunting them...if you even think of hurting them, I'll...I'll...ummm...purify you?" They laughed at her again.

"I promise we do not wish them harm. We wish for their assistance." Botan didn't relax even a little. "H-how do you know about them?" "Squirrels." She paled.

"Yusuke was right! The squirrels were following him! Ahhhhhh and I stopped him from attacking them too...evil back-stabbing little..."She trailed off and covered her mouth. "Oh no I'm talking like him now!" "Yusuke?" She shook her head at the blonde boy, Naruto, "No, Hiei...ohdamn, ohdamn, ohdamn...I shouldnt've said his name..."

With the girls and Kuwa.>

"Yusuke called me a couple minutes ago Genkai, they said the police station was closed, is it even allowed to close?" Keiko was pacing the room, waiting for some news that Botan had been falsely accused. Kuwabara was comforting Yukina and Shizuru still. They had been worried enough when she hadn't called them back, this was just torture!

"Gah! I can't take it any more! I'm calling her cell!" Everyone in the room stopped and glared at Keiko. "You mean you haven't tried that yet! Well get on with it woman!" Kuwabara yelled at her. She quickly picked up her phone and hit speed dial #5, Botan's cell. It rang once,

twice,...

and someone picked up...

Yusuke, Kurama, and Hiei.>

"What village are we going to anyways Hiei?" Yusuke asked after almost an hour of walking. "It's not a demon village. I'll tell you that much." Kurama and Yusuke stopped walking. "You mean demons aren't the only ones who live around here?"

Yusuke looked around and saw a squirrel starring at him. "Ahhhh! It's a spy!" Kurama and Hiei eyed Yusuke like he'd said it was raining fire. "Riiggghhhhttttt, Yusuke, you need to take a break from those books. I think it's getting to your head..."

Hiei started walking again, they were only ten minutes from the village and he wasn't going to stop so the detective could accuse a squirrel of being a spy. "Hn. If you don't hurry we're gonna be stuck out here all night." He heard Yusuke start walking behind him again.

They reached the village before long and saw lots of people in the streets, buying things from shops, hanging out with friends and family and eating ramen. They walked into the closest shop and began looking at items to buy. "So Hiei, if this isn't a demon village, what kind of village is it?" "Hn. I should think it's obvious, you're the detective, you figure it out."

He watched as Yusuke sighed and examined the weapons for sale and the bandana on the store clerk's head. "I dunno, ninja? I guess." He saw Hiei nod and he smirked triumphantly. "Aha! Who's da detective, I'm da detective!" He did a little victory dance and Hiei and Kurama backed away from him, and out of the shop.

"Hn. Just pretend you don't know him." Kurama nodded and started whistling as they walked. Yusuke jumped out of the store and ran after them, "Hey wait for me guys!" They sweat dropped, "So much for that."

I'm going to add two chapters today, because if I don't, it'll be a long long long time till you ever see this stuff. I'm so close to being grounded till I'm 20 that it's not funny. My stupid socials teacher is whinning and complaining and forcing me to work because she has some deluted fantasy that I have a hope of possibly passing her class. Teachers, they don't have a clue. But anyways, enjoy this chappie and the next, and if by some fluke I get all her work done, I'll update on Tuesday.

(P.S. Thanks to all of my reviewers, please keep reading!)