I'm so sorry it's been so long! And this is a shory chapter too! So sorry! I swear the next update will come soon! Anyway enjoy the squabbling XD

Eva's POV

I woke up at the sound of a car horn honking outside, but kept my eyes closed, savoring the lovely warmth and weigh of the blankets. By the glow I could see through my eyelids I knew it was high time for me to get up, but I decided to pamper myself for a few more minutes.

thud thud THUD EVAAA!!

So much for that...

"G'WAY ED!"

"GET UP!"

"I AM UP YOU LITTLE BRAT!"

"DON'T CALL ME LITTLE, YOU BEAN!"

"MAKE ME, MIDGET!"

As I got dressed, Ed and I went through our morning routine of verbal sparring. As usual, Ed drifted into sullen silence as I awed him with my extensive vocabulary of insults. As soon as I was ready, I opened the door. Ed's fist was at approximately the same level as my face, as if he was bout to knock again. I caught it before he accidentaly rapped my nose.

"Do I look like the door?"

"Well you are thick."

"Shut up."

"You shut up."

"How mature."

"Like your response was?"

We walked side by side down the hall, squabbling good-naturedly at the top of our lungs, and annoying the other guests staying at the hotel. Al was waiting for us down in the lobby.

"Brother! You don't have to disturb everyone in the hotel do you?"

"ME?" yelped Ed indignantly. "She's way louder than I am!"

I looked at the quivering finger he was pointing at me with amusement.

"No way Ed. You're a lot louder than me!"

Al sighed.

"You're both loud."

"Then why'd you only yell at me, Al?!"

"Because you're my brother and it's my job."

"You're evil, Al..."

I giggled to myself, watching their discussion with interest. It had been a month and a half since I had arrived in this dimension. I had quickly fallen used to my strange surroundings and the half familiar world of Fullmetal Alchemist. It bothered me somewhat that I was so comfortable here even though I didn't belong, but I really couldn't help it. I had met a wide spectrum of wonderful characters, their names sometimes striking chord in my mind: Roy Mustang, Riza Hawkeye, Louis Alex Armsrong, Kain Furey, Jean Havoc, and most recently Izumi and Sig Curtis. Ed and Al had taken me to meet their teacher, hoping she would be able to tell them how to, as I put it, "send me packing." To our disappointment, she either could not or would not tell us anything, as sending me home would most likely involve human transmutation.

We were now in Rush Valley, stopping briefly before continuing back to Central. Ed had been summoned by the grand Poo-bah Mustang for some reason or other. Ed had not seen fit to tell me why.

"Earth to Eeeeeevaaaaaa..."

Ed's hand waved in front of my face.

"Cool it," I said, whacking his hand away.

Ed glared at me.

"We-are-go-ing-NOW! Coming or not?"

"I'm coming, I'm coming..."