-1Finally, Rin, unconscious Jaken, Squidward, and Patrick made it to the shore. Since there wasn't a boat, Rin pushed Patrick into the water and hopped on top of him. She began to use Jaken as a paddle. Squidward just jumped into the water because he didn't need Patrick to swim.

MEANWHILE

"Dammit! It's already dusk. I can't believe we wasted so much time!" Inuyasha exclaimed angrily.

"Yeah, I guess we will just have to spend the night here." Kagome said.

"We could sleep under these beautiful stars." Sango said.

"Are you kidding me," Inuyasha blurted out, "Naraku is out there somewhere! We don't have time to admire the scenery. God, you women are so--"

"So what?" Sandy asked while cracking her knuckles. Before he could reply, all of the girls pinned him on the ground and took turns beating him until he cried. Then, the buried him in the sand up to his chin.

"Poor Inuyasha," Miroku said, "He was my friend. He didn't know what was in for him if he opened his mouth. I knew him well."

"Cut the shit, Miroku! I'm alive," Inuyasha said while spitting sand out of his mouth, "But yeah I'm stuck."

"Stay that way." The ladies said while laying in sand beside him.

MEANWHILE

"Isn't this just wonderful. All alone on this island, watching the sunset and listening to the waves?" Naraku said to his lover.

"Yeah, it is. Nobody but us."

'Well, um. Yeah about that.."

"You gave someone directions didn't you?"

"Yeah because I get lonely sometimes. Your not always here. I need friends ya know." Naraku explained calmly.

"I can't believe you told the whereabouts of our island. I mean there are other weird looking people living here but they can't do any harm, can they?" They both looked back at the man wearing a long wooden painted mask, stirring boiling water in the pot.

"Ok. Just forget it. And put your coconuts on. I hate it when your chest looks flat." Naraku said.

"Then why the hell did you marry me if you can't accept me for who I am?"

"Well I uh…I…" This was the beginning of a very stupid argument.

Sorry for making the chapter so short. Next time I promise you a longer chapter and even funnier.